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Tyler Durden

Self-improvement is masturbation

About Me

WARNINGIf you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... Tyler Durden

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else, we are all part of the same compost heap..

Music:

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway

Television:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly waking up to that fact, people. And we're very, very pissed off

Books:

I even hear the mountains the way they laugh up and down their blue sides and down in the water the fish cry and the water is their tears. I listen to the water on nights I drink away and the sadness becomes so great I hear it in my clock it becomes knobs upon my dresser it becomes paper on the floor it becomes a shoehorn a laundry ticket it becomes cigarette smoke climbing a chapel of dark vines. . . it matters little very little love is not so bad or very little life what counts is waiting on walls I was born for this I was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead.

Heroes:

Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on myspace? They're single-serving friends.

My Blog

The Bible is Bullshit

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

Remember, remember the fourth of November 2008

Ron Paul!!! ...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:30:00 PST

The Video Sheriff doesn’t want you to see

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Why I Love Shoplifting

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST

Torture in American prisons

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:54:00 PST

WAKE UP!!!

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST

Thank you slaves

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST

Speeding Ticket

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

ILLUMINATI NEW WORLD ORDER NASAS SECRET UFO SPACE

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

The Militarization of Our Police

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Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:37:00 PST