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Graham

Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.

About Me

I have a new comedy DVD called "Graham Elwood: Live From Afghanistan" available at: grahamelwood.com New photos taken by Dan Dion New website ComedyFilmNerdsDotCom.com

My Interests

loud whistling, karate, not talking, preemptive strikes, surfing

I'd like to meet:

Time traveling robots, bounty hunters, Space pirates, Any and all Rollergirls. Steve McGarrett so I could ask him how he could pick up any phone and be "patched through" to anywhere. I wish I could meet a person who had a ring tone that made my cock really hard and had a gift card that sold sexy photo's all the while enrolling me in a pyramid scam.

Music:

Green Day, Miles Davis, Beastie Boys, Nina Simone, Van Stone, Andre 3000

Movies:

The Grey Fox, Bullet, Dirty Harry, The Enforcer, Rushmore, Godfather 1 & 2 (3 not so much), Batman Begins, M, Battleship Potempkin (see I went to film school) Old School, Into the Wild, Snake People, Robot Monster, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter, Neighbors

Television:

Hawaii 5-0, Lost, Streets of San Francisco, Adult Swim, Rollergirls, West Wing, Star Trek, Heroes, The Wire, The Shield, Bionic Woman, Life, Dan August, Locked Up Abroad, Sarah Silverman Program, America's Game

Books:

Kite Runner, The compassion of Zen, Time Travelers Wife, The Swallows of Kabul, Books with pretty colors 'cause I'm dumb, Ocean Star, Petal Pushers

Heroes:

Steve McGarrett, Batman, Churchill, Walter Payton, Malcom X, Bruce Lee, Bionic Woman, Sister Mary Jane, Lux, That guy from America's Most Wanted (Something Walsh), Buddha, HH Dali Lama, Lt. Uhura

My Blog

More Recap

Forgot to mention visiting the Flintstone village Saddam built for his kids. No joke a replica of the Flintstones show. Now it is run down and has graffiti all over it but what a wing nut. So betw...
Posted by Graham on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

Saturday at the FOB Sunday in Bigity Baghdad

After 36 hours of straight travel I am back in the states. It's 2 am and I just woke up. I wanted to pick up after the Friday blog. On Saturday we flew to a firebase Brassfield Mora which is near t...
Posted by Graham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

Too tired to Blogistan

I'm sorry I haven't been able to blog but the computers were down in Baghdad and we have been traveling an insane amout. I'm in Kuait waiting to fly to Frankfurt. Spent 6 hours on a C-130 with 6 PGA...
Posted by Graham on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

Somewhere in Kurdistan

Did a show tonight at a small firebase in front of about 100 soldiers in the mess hall.  Earlier there was the Redskin cheerleaders dancing.  I thought some of these guys were going to loose...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:07:00 PST

Giving thanks in Mosul

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.  It is Friday morning in Iraq as I write this.  Yesterday was an amazing day.  We arrived in Mosul after a 45 minute Blackhawk ride over Iraq, which is as b...
Posted by Graham on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST

Iraqganda

Did our second show last night at a small FOB (firebase) in the gym on the basketball court.  About 75 soldiers 30 of which were from the Uganda Army.  Didn't get a whole lot of laughs from ...
Posted by Graham on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST

Ku-wait a minute

Welcome to any new readers of my combat tour blogs and those who have read my blogs in the past.  This is my first time in Iraq after three tours in Afghanistan. Left LA on Sunday.  Arrived ...
Posted by Graham on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST

Here's the whole story. I hope you get it.

It's been over a month now and I feel like I can finally talk about my last trip to Afghanistan. When we arrived at Bargram after three days of traveling they told us that the first base for shows wo...
Posted by Graham on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

FUBAR

After maybe the most fucked up week I've ever had I am back home. I am too tired to tell the whole story of why my trip was cut short, but I will say this. It was too dangerous and a debate over wha...
Posted by Graham on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

Bag-raham

It feels like it was just a couple of weeks ago that I was in Bagram, Afg.  Sleeping in the same b-hut in the same bunk, next to the flyer from the shows I did last year with Shayma Tash.  W...
Posted by Graham on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST