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Kristi McHugh

I have 836 friends and can't find a single ride to the airport.

About Me

A comedian living in Los Angeles, CA. You can see performing anywhere from the stages of Hollywood; the Melrose Improv, The Laff Factory, and she's a Comedy Store regular. Held the stage at the Minot Monster Truck Show in North Dakota, to the Snake River State Pen. in Oregon, to the Comic Strip Live in NYC and Stand Up New York, . . . She has shared the stage with such comedy legends as George Wallace, David Brenner, Drew Carey, Arsenio Hall, and Roseanne Barr. Every Wednesday, join her for her show: The Kristi McH-U Laff Show now appearing at the Venice Whaler in Marina del Rey, CA. 8PM Wednesday nights!Just a few of her T.V. credits include "West Wing", Spike T.V.'s "I Hate My Job", and the Discovery Channel's: "Scene of the Crime". And such blockbuster movies as "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo" Watch for her on the upcoming: "More Kristi, Please!"All the way from Okoboji (oka-BOe-Gee) Iowa, Kristi's hysterical, yet clean comedy will take you on a ride from her days of growing up the youngest of seven; diagnosed with "mange" by the town vet due to an episode of "runaway epilady" on her arms. Some people think she has collagen lips, but their massive size is due to a horrible vaccuum hose incident during a childhood pageant. "Is this thing on?", Oh yes, yes it was. Who did her lips?? Hoover. To get away from all the craziness, Kristi moved to L.A. uh, yeah...(Ahem!) She is Lucy meets Mayberry. A Cornbelt Conference Champ who carries that spunkiness on stage that will take you for a hilarious ride from heing sold at Okoboji's annual slave auction to her dodging all of Hollywood's bamboozling. Enjoy the ride she takes you on of her life's debauchery...you are sure to be taken in by her charisma, charm and sharp wit, but boys be warned....this isn't her first rodeo!A little about Kristi:Pop rocks in kitty litter entertain her. Nobody needs to know what kind of shampoo you use - please get it out of the window. She is so good at Battleship, her friends call her MacArther. Pabst Blue Ribbon is really not that bad. She has never seen a hearse with a luggage rack.... but can't resist a sassy pair of Blahniks. Tom Brady is her screen saver. A fist full of daisies way over red roses. Football over basketball. St. Paddy's Day over Valentines. .. And remember, there are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. Secret is, she let the boat do all the work......

My Interests

Things of interest.... Painting....nails, barns People who keep their children on a leash. Her 14 neices and nephews. Full-blown belly laughing. First timers, oldtimers, and.... sailors - cuz she sailed...on her first try! object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="all" height="320" width="426" data="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u= 17105272" ..etc.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the snooze button. A Leprechaun, Don Knotts, Jim Carrey, Bill Murray, Jared, Martin Buber, Bruce Springsteen, James Dean,inventor of the twist tie, & Tom.

Music:

Tool, Velvet Revolver, Rob Zombie, Rage Against the Machine, Jayhawks, New Radicals, Frou Frou, The Mavericks, Bon Jovi, Michael Buble, Johnny Cash,The Killers, The Dan Band, Sinatra, Billie Holiday,.... Mack the Knife, Me and Bobby McGee, What a Wonderful World, Rumbleseat, Irish ballads, The Bay City Rollers, the score to the Big Brass Ring.

Movies:

Casablanca, Serendipity, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Vacation, What about Bob?, Casablanca, Anchorman, The Legend of Billy Jean, Its A Wonderful Life, Casablanca, Cool Hand Luke, I Am Joe's Liver, and Casablanca.

Television:

I Love Lucy! Hogan's Heroes, Leave it to the Beaver, More Kristi Please!(in development)

Books:

Oh, the Places You'll Go! By Dr. Seuss, Webster's Thesaurus, The romance/horror/thriller/back to romance/then back to horror novel: A girl and her Myspace Stalker.

Heroes:

Wile E. Coyote - cuz he never gave up.