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I am a comedy club and I want you inside me. I was born because it was my fate, like none other, to become the most legendary comedy club that ever came into being by the goodness of Yuppa (the divine flow that controls the Funny which lives upstairs from my neighbor Yaz). Papa Yuppa. Thas Right.
Being a comedy club ain't too easy and I've picked up some bad English and a porkchop lithp along the way but you can rest 'sured that the chair where you been thittin have been broken in plenty from the boomth of body chucklin thatisfaction. Oh you know it. Lisp aside, we welcome you.
If you are funny, good for you. You are blessed and can probably get laid more than a plumber and less than a rotten musician. Jus' cause I'm a comedy club people expect me to be funny all the time and I am but that doesn't mean I don't feel other things. " Get a job. Get a real f@#$%n job!" Oh i hear those words ring in my ear like an overbearing flautist. Nevermind. Come to the show, you will laugh and I will be tickled with you in my belly.
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and other upcoming events at the Comic Strip Live.Contact the club directly @ 1-212-861-9386.
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Quoatable Comedic Quote's
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeners.
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." George Carlin.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" Paul Merton.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin.
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." Les Dawson.
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." George Burns.
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman.
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.
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