*M!ke* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

They tried to make me go to Baghdad I said no, no, no.

I need romance! Like girlie mags! A fifth of rum! ROMANCE!
....Im laid back most of the time....
....I would marry the hell out of Rachael Ray....
....Yes I wrote that sh!t....
....Writer, performer, artist, producer, designer, programmer and philanthropist Just to name a few....

My Interests

American culture, American politics, current events, subculture, pop culture, human sexuality, philosophy, religion, spirituality, conspiracy theories, libertarianism, consumerism

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Hey man is that Freedom Rock?
Yeah man!
Well turn it up man!

Movies:

Safety Last! / The Hitch-Hiker / Roman Holiday / The Harder They Come / Where The Buffalo Roam / Fast Times at Ridgemont High / Fight Club / Leaving Las Vegas / Sweetzer

Television:

You’ve heard of High Definition TV? It has a sharper image, and is especially good for watching cartoons. I also enjoy watchin Lovely Ladies that make me laugh....

Books:

The Rum Diary / The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe / Book of Hearts / Post Office

Heroes:

Paul Kemp / Ben Sanderson

My Blog

Its A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood!

Dear Readers: Im getting tired of arguing about the rumors surrounding Mister Rogers. If anyone has any disagreements, corrections or debates about the following information then feel free to post y...
Posted by *M!ke* on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

Dan Martin Remembered....

Everyone.... We actually purchased a couple of guitars from Dan a few months before he passed away.... He seemed like a entirely different person after he opened Empire Guitars.... H...
Posted by *M!ke* on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

Biggy Biggy Buttcheeks

Bustin out in 2008!!!!
Posted by *M!ke* on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST

Mike Tyson Quotes

Mike Tyson Quotes "[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse." On Lennox Lewis "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and ...
Posted by *M!ke* on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

...."To Breed or not To Breed"....

Before considering why you want children ask some wannabe parents why they want children.... I remember having a conversation with a friend not to long ago who was concerned about devoting a day to p...
Posted by *M!ke* on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:28:00 PST

Baggy Pants Crackdown Goes National

It's a fashion that started in prison, and now the saggy pants craze has come full circle -- low-slung street strutting in some cities may soon mean run-ins with the law, including a stint i...
Posted by *M!ke* on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:45:00 PST

Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper: Dr Pepper, also known as DP. Created and sold in 1885 Waco Texas, one year before Coca-Cola existed, anyone who says it tastes like cherry coke is an idiot. If they...
Posted by *M!ke* on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST