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Alan Kaye

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About Me

Atlantic City based comedian/writer... with a slightly twisted mind. I’m on the road performing regularly throughout the north eastern part of the country, and a few times a year in the sunny states too.You can check out my outdated, goofy website if your bored @ ICantStandItAnymore.com (It has to drastically be updated. I have a lot of photos & content to upload... but I lost the access codes because I’m stupid!).Peace out~ AK

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My Interests

When not performing standup for lousy pay in some shithole backwoods town, I enjoy annoying people, & finding new ways to disappoint my parents.

I'd like to meet:

Gorgeous women with low standards

Heroes:

Does Spiderman count? ...I could've sworn I saw him swinging from a building the other night. But I was drinking heavily, & can't be sure.

My Blog

2008 Summer Olympics

I see the Olympic Torch has finally arrived in China for the summer games.  Which is ironic, because it was probably made there in the first place.  They should've just kept it th...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:54:00 PST

Halloween, Terrorists, & HDTV...

Halloween was always my favorite holiday. Being a kid that loved comic books, monster movies, & haunted houses, what could be better?   Next to Halloween, the 4th-of-July run's a re...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

A bizzare, yet true story from the road:

I was carpooling home from a show in Pennslyvania Dutch Country with another comic, when we passed a farm with a huge field  full of chickens...   Now, being th...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:30:00 PST

Sexy Halle Berry announces she'd like to adopt

In a televised interview this week, Halle Berry she would like to adopt a child... I'd like to be the first to step up and volunteer myself, for this nobel act!  Under one conditio...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:07:00 PST

How come "The Hulk's" pants never tore off?

As a kid I used to watch "The Incredible Hulk," with Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno, & always wondered... how come his pants never tore off?  He'd get mad & his Shirt would tear off,...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST

The Groundblog see's his shadow

Well, Groundhog's day has just passed & thanx to that furry little bastard seeing his shadow, we're stuck with another 6 weeks of winter!   Boy, if I get my hands on him!!! A little...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

Blog .1 ...Gimmie-a-break!

Gimmie a break... I'll post a fricken blog!!! But first, I have to get back to work & neuter this busload of rabid Squirrels. Hey people... they ain't gonna neuter themselves!...
Posted by Alan Kaye on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST