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LUCHIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEWIS!!! You’re the coolest mentor on the planet! I LOVE YOU!!!

About Me

I'm a comic who's extremely frustrated with politics in America. I take those frustrations to the stage to try and make sense of them all. Sometimes I stumble upon a punchline in the process.

Little known fact about me...I have my motorcycle license. Harleys are my favorite to drive. If I can idle mine just right, I'll have no use for a man.

YES I do have balls and quite a big set I might add. I left everything familiar to me in Pennsylvania and moved to New York City. I didn't make this move with a boyfriend, friend or family member just myself, 2 suitcases, a couple of hundred bucks and an intense passion for stand up comedy. I didn't know anyone here either. I didn't even have a job lined up and I had to stay in a hostel for two months until I got on my feet--could you do that? If so, CONGRATULATIONS you too have a huge set of balls you shouldn't break for no one ;-)

My Interests

Constitutional law,
Smart well written political satire
History, Pool, NYC Firemen
Professional Heavyweight Boxing
Riding my Harley
Hangin out with comedians I genuinely respect like the guy in this pic

Other Loves Besides Stand Up Comedy

I'd like to meet:

The prick who designed the Nextel phone a.k.a. walkietalkies for adults who don't work in law enforcement, so I can ask WTF?! Revolutionaries, patriots and the future father of my children :-)

Movies:

Million Dollar Baby
Outlaw Comic: The Censoring of Bill Hicks
Goodfellas
The People v Larry Flynt
Black Snake Moan
Scarface
Raging Bull
A Christmas Story
Jo Jo Dancer
Star Wars
An Officer & a Gentleman
Rain Man
Malcom X
Rocky
Serendipity
Rumble Fish
Animal House
The Godfather 1&2


Television:

On Friday Oct. 20th 2006 Comedy Central aired Bill Hicks' HBO special at 11:00pm!
I have never seen them air ANYTHING of Bill's! Could this be a sign that SMART, THOUGHT PROVOKING Stand Up Comedy is actually wanted by the American public? Oh please dear God let this be the case.AMEN!