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Ben

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About Me

Still frustrated. Still embittered. But goddammit, I'm going with it!

My Interests

Aikido, Skateboards, Snowboards, Yoga and a spot of Parkour once in a blue moon. Comedy. I am a comic. Phewf, how hard was that to say? I feel like I'm stepping out of some sort of comedy closet... But as my friend Oli was once good enough to say to me 'Ben, you have to be a comic - you're shit at everything else'.

I'd like to meet:

People who can think for themselves. That's always a good start. People who don't like being told what to do. People who like to make their own mistakes. People who are capable of observing that every single academic institution on earth is concerned with subservience first, ability second. People who get my fucking jokes... Nina Conti. I'm pretty sure I could hold it together if I met anyone else on the planet. Good Lord, she's amazing - I would be left giggling like a twattish school boy. Albeit a drunk one...

Music:

In no particular order then - the Pixies, Modest Mouse, At The Drive In, Mars Volta, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Metallica, Lamb, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Iron Maiden, Dilated Peoples, the People Under The Stairs, Big L, Talib Kweli, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Anti Flag, Incubus, Lacuna Coil, the Hellacopters, the Donnas, Jimi Hendrix, Air, Rob Dougan, French Hiphop, Sabbath, the Smiths, the Cure, Judas Priest, Alice In Chains, Jamiroquai, Tool, Pantera, Bad Religion, Gangstarr, Nas, Soul Coughing, the Scorpions, A Tribe Called Quest, Pennywise, Millencolin, Bush, Social Distortion, The Peacocks, Veruca Salt (and Nina Gordon's solo stuff - she is officially sex on legs) Helmet, Handsome, ZZ Top, Joe Satriani, Black Label Society, Zero 7, Method Man, the Prodigy, Roots Manuva and Juliana Hatfield. Oh, and Jim Crows Grave, I suppose... Then there's songs I hear on skate/snowboard vids and instantly love with no knowledge of who they are - see Electro Convulsive Therapy. If there is any justice they could be to the present what Massive Attack were to the nineties. I can't believe I found Handy With Shovels on here! Anyone who's ever seen Brian Lotti's part on Planet Earth's 'Now N Later' will know what I'm banging on about! OG steez, kid.

Movies:

Le Pacte Des Loups, Matrix (obviously), Before Sunrise/Sunset, Garden State, the Taxi films (french, NOT involving Queen Latifah at any point), Heat, Collateral, Amelie, Clerks, Spinal Tap, American Beauty and quite recently, a rekindled appreciation of Watership Down. Word.

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Red Dwarf, Modern Toss, Monkey Dust , Black Books, Spaced, Green Wing, Scrubs and virtually anything Chris Morris is involved in. Not Nathan Barley though. Wasn't really feeling that. Youtube-wise, I've been overdosing on Nevermind The Buzzcocks and Robot Chicken.

Books:

Any and all Noam Chomsky; Glen Duncan's 'I, Lucifer' is very funny, need to read more of him; Motley Crue's 'the Dirt' is fucking awesome; Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman and Frank Miller in the comics department. Have absolutely caned Preacher recently, God it's good. Props to Tim C for lending them. We can now stick messrs Ennis and Dillon on the above list. Vagabond!! Ohhhhh! How fucking good is this?! Inoue Takehiko is a very clever man, roll on vol.25 in October. These things have the same effect on me that Lost and Prison Break do on others.

Heroes:

Not sure i have heroes, but if i did they would be Bill Hicks, Noam Chomsky and any human being who dares to dream. And/Or take the piss because you know that's how most dreams are realised. Preacher's Jesse Custer if it's possible to have a fictional character as a hero. Actually, he's more of a muse for me... I love this, it's from the foreword John Lahr wrote to 'Love All The People' - 'He was what only a great comedian can be for any age: an enemy of boundaries, a disturber of the peace, a bringer of insight and of joy, a comic distillation of his own rampaging spirit'. Rest in peace, Bill. Stay fearless.

My Blog

Fireworks shite

I knew it. I absolutely fucking knew it. Every alarm bell in my head going off, 'Do not leave the house' and I fucking went. Trying to get to a friend of mine I haven't seen in time's party - which I'...
Posted by Ben on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

Employeder than a mofo

You'll never guess where I'm working now. You really won't. I'm honestly not sure how it's happened. I'm in prison. Now I know quite a few of you will be going 'Frankly it was just a matter of time' b...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

Unemployable wretch

Well, as most of you know, I'm still unemployeder than a mofo which, at this time of year can only result in one thing - applying my way through nuff Christmas temp sheeit. And it's times like these w...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:20:00 PST

Small Ads

I recently made the mistake of wondering what it would look like if I were to place a small ad. Not too small  as it turns out. But definitely a mistake. Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll mal...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

Big Smook

London, eh? Phweewf, well I know you're all dying to know how I've been getting on - absolute non-effing-stop, I can tell you and... errr... Ok, I'm still unemployed... Working on it, alright? Have be...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

So You Think You're Flippant

That's the name of the competition I'm setting up in order to stand a better chance of making it through to the next round...'So You Think You're Funny'? Yeah, I do, as it happens. Quite frankly I'm b...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

Car-less

Well that's it, isn't it really? No more car. I can't justify having a car in London so I've driven up to my Mum's so she can sell him on. It's the end of an era... I mean I'm more concerned with find...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:01:00 PST

Vege-whatanism?

I still can't quite believe I'm not eating meat. I'm certainly not about to bandy around any words like vegetarian - I'd sooner think of myself as a lapse-carnivore. As long as I'm in a state of veget...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:54:00 PST

It's not just my bad taste in music

As my new profile song suggests, I used to like Bush growing up. Not that Bush. Gavin Rossdale's band. I first heard 'Little Things' on Christian Stevenson's 'Odd Man Out', one of the first snowboard ...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Little hand says it's time to rock and roll

I've finally bitten the bullet and booked myself in on a couple of open mics in London, in proper comedy clubs - go me. One in April and another in May so far. Workin' on more. The ones that'll let ne...
Posted by Ben on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST