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Funny Pasquale

About Me

100% Italian, Lawyer, Comedian, Public Speaker, and trivia host. My style of comedy and speaking relies on a lifetime of experience. From growing up in a first generation Italian-American family, to succeeding in the dog-eat-dog world of corporate litigation, and then surviving a little surgery to remove a brain tumor, I takes life's best shots and respond by making jokes, laughing, and inspiring others! For information on the live trivia games I run check out the blogs at www.myspace.com/goodkarmallcTony Montana: I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, as we all have our own interesting stories to tell.

My Blog

I will not forget comedian John Skylar, RIP my friend

The comedy community recently lost a great man and comedian. Below is a bulletin titled "message in a bottle" that he left for his friends. I urge you to read it and learn from it, especially the 4t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Kids Say the Funniest Things

So my son and I had craft time in order to make mother's day gifts for my ex-wife and my mom.  Alex will be 3 in June.  With some help from someone special, and a trip to Pat Catans and Home...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 17:19:00 GMT

St. Patrick’s Day Italian Style

If St. Patrick was Italian things would be a little different: Instead of shamrocks, window decals, stickers, and face paint would be of bull horns (a.k.a. "dago peppers") Everyone would dye their hai...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:31:00 GMT

My Dream Corporate Gig

..> What comedian would not love to get paid to do their own version of the show Punkd?!? Well, that was my corporate gig last night, here are the details as it makes for a pretty dang amusing sto...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Chinese Proverb

I recently heard a wonderful chinese proverb that reminds us of the importance of keeping a positive attitude during life's ups and downs and tragedies and happiness:  What a ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 22:16:00 GMT

A Comics Creed: You Cant Handle the Jokes!

"You want a punchline?"  I want the jokes!  "You can't handle the jokes!  Son, we live in a world that has comedy clubs, and those clubs have to be played by comedians with original jok...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:11:00 GMT

How to Live

I've told my story countless times:  sitting in a hospital bed at the age of 29, a successful corporate attorney, holding my 2 month-old son, and realizing that I could be facing d...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:49:00 GMT

The Guy in the Glass

Everybody in this world can come and go in the blink of an eye, friends, enemies, family, loved ones, and all you will have is yourself.  If you can't live with yourself, you can't live. The Guy ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:07:00 GMT