Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker

About Me

I am a NYC Stand-up Comedian and Filmmaker. I also have a passion for cooking, and the Stock Market is a big hobby of mine (See blog for latest stock pick!).If you want to talk to me...
AOL Instant Messenger is LeeS44.
You have to let me know your screen name first so you won't get blocked by my filters.**************************************************** ***My other websites --http://www.myspace.com/TheMoneyDoctorSchlosshttp://www.bre ak.com/LeeSchlosshttp://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/people/leesch losshttp://www.youtube.com/user/lfunman********************* ************************************My Heinz "Top This" Commercial Contest Entry. I hope they don't disqualify me. Enjoy!Cut to: 10 minutes later. Wow, already out. I wonder why.CORRECTION: My BANNED Heinz "Top This" Commercial Contest Entry.But first, hear about it on Opie & Anthony!-- And without further ado..."Heinz Commercial" FAVORITED 4 times on Youtube! Featuring none other than HBO's "Lucky Louie" star, Rick Shapiro! And recently featured on Garage Comedy (www.garagecomedy.com)! Enjoy!(Special Thanks to Rick Shapiro, Tracy, and the people at Odessa Diner)
Lee Schloss Heinz Commercial Contest Entry - Watch more free videosTaste of Heaven here --
(The one behind me is so hot, her hair is on fire)Fun on a camel --Below are FREE SAMPLES of my Stand-up Comedy! Comedy is even more fun LIVE!! Message me if you want to see me LIVE!..
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My Interests

Perhaps my favorite video I have done for Rick Shapiro (from HBO's "Lucky Louie") This is NOT a "stand-up comedy video."It's FILMIC. You gotta watch this from BEGINNING-TO-END. The end is SICK!
Rick Shapiro -- Metamorphosis - Watch more free videos"Bits and Pieces" of HBO's "Lucky Louie" star, Rick Shapiro. Enjoy. (You can adjust volume at lower right hand side of the screen)
Rick Shapiro - Bits and Pieces - Watch more free videosLee Schloss Videographer www.break.com/LeeSchlossFrom NBC's "Last Comic Standing: Season 4", I give you...Mike Bocchetti !!To truly appreciate this, you gotta know that this was a CHARITY SHOW. The place was packed, and because the crowd had already gotten boozed up for like an hour or two beforehand, they were extremely rowdy and chatty, and thus quite the challenge. Did that stop Mike? Hell no. He SLAUGHTERED!Watch and see for yourself!
Mike Bocchetti - Watch more free videosFILM REEL (Compilation of films I wrote, directed, and edited)
..Working out, Tennis, Basketball, Movies, Comedy Shows, Clubbing, Dancing, Billiards, Bowling, Cooking, Eating, Coffee, TV

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin of course, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, and my future wives.

Music:

A whole variety. Bluegrass, Jazz, Beatles, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Ricky Skaggs, and more.

Movies:

My stuff, Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Scorsese, Spike Lee, Sergio Leone, Francis Coppola, Office Space, Ed Wood, My Cousin Vinny, and UHF

Television:

Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Seinfeld, Simpsons, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and FoodTV (Good Eats is my favorite)

Books:

Candide, Grapes of Wrath, Fast Food Nation, Faust

My Blog

Real Deal Stockbroker!

As of Tuesday, May 13th 2008, I am a real deal NYC stockbroker! Series 7 - 88% Series 66 - 81% Kaching.
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

3/16/2008 Todays Stock Pick -- GMCR

Are you a moron? If so, I have to tell you, "read with personal discretion". NOTE: Even though I DO have a Series 7 license, I advise readers to also do some due diligence. &nbs...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

Add Me!

I am not just a Comedian and Filmmaker. I am also a Stockbroker! The new page will be devoted to Finance. Without further ado, check out www.myspace.com/TheMo...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST

Hired!

Finally! Something I had been struggling with for so long, sometimes to the point where I thought I couldn't do it, I finally did! Got a real job. "Real job" meaning paycheck pl...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

Most Recent Video

"We Met On The Internet"Rick and I still have the magic touch. Although he definitely gets 99.9% of the credit here. Certainly one of the funnier videos in my opinion. We Met On The Interne...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

The BEST DAMN Burgers Ive Had - Easy DIY

Damn, I sometimes surprise myself how fuckin' amazing of a chef I am. I have been making the JUICIEST burgers I've ever had. Literally EXPLODES juice it's that good. And you can...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

My Hiatus - Not An Easy Decision, But Necessary

So the saying goes, "Do what you love". Well, I did what I loved for 2-and-a-half years all the way up until about the end of June 2007. Then, I just stopped. I had to beca...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST

Mike Bocchetti KILLS at Gotham!

From NBC's "Last Comic Standing: Season 4", I give you...Mike Bocchetti !!To truly appreciate this, you gotta know that this was a CHARITY SHOW. The place was packed, and because the crowd had already...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:20:00 PST

Last Comic Standing -- For The Record

Thought I would like to do comics justice by pointing out ones I saw on the first episode that should've gotten through. -Victor Varnado -Big Jay Oakerson ( If I can find more, I'll add to this....
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

"Democratic" Heinz Contest?

Is this contest democratic or what? Cutting videos that absurdely disobey the time requirement or use other brands is understandable, but other than that, the few "judges" should not interfere. Let th...
Posted by Lee Schloss - Comedian & Filmmaker on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST