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About Me

www.markdemayo.com

hey there , thanks for stopping by, sorry about the mess, go ahead make youself at home,... yeah, of course its ok to take off your shoes, and unbutton that blouse, get comfortable...., yes those are real vinyl records, im a collector, i guess im a nerd like that,...that piece, believe it or not, i found that piece at a yard sale, the guy had no idea it was an original demayo,... wine or champange ? good choice,...... cheers, lets sit down over here,..... what? im a great kisser, thanks, your not to shabby yourself,... i have a what? big bottom lip, i know,... i used to get teased all the time growing up,.. its perfect now,.. well thanks, .. look at you not wearing panties, and completly shaved,..DAMN, ..your a naughty girl,.. wow, your so wet already baby,.. it feels like a warm bath...... yup, thats all me,.... easy....., we dont want to rip him off now do we, ,.... wait a minute...ssh,.... did you hear that... hold on , oh shit, F*CK, shes not supposed to be home till tomorrow, .. , who do you think it is ?.., you have to go, NOW! grab all your shit, oh, fuck, just get in here and dont say a word, and stop the f*cking crying or where both dead, ssshhhh danm it,... just dont move ill fix this...... :WARNING: if any of this sounds way to familair to you, then your a jerk off and were going to be good friends... please check out my posted dates and come out and see me LIVE.(stand -up comedy the last forum for free speech.)... check me out on "white boyz in the hood" on showtime. i also have a dvd out in stores right now called "THE COMEDY JUMP OFF" Peace !

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mark wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Comedians - Photos by Robert (Woolfie) G
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mark wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Comedians - Photos by Robert (Woolfie) G
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...

@ the Soul Comedy Cafe Philly Pa.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All my fans who enjoy live comedy which is the last forum for free speech...

EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 9:30PM. COMEDY VILLAGE 82 W 3ST. BETWEEN TOMPSON AND SULLIVAN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE TO RESERVE TICKETS

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My Blog

mark wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Comedians - Photos by Robert (Woolfie) G

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti... @ the Soul Comedy Cafe Philly Pa.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:14:00 GMT

mark wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the Comedians - Photos by Robert (Woolfie) G

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti... 2 @ 1 time, r u in honey?
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:54:00 GMT

I See Dumb People

"This Blog Is Under Construction"
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:05:00 GMT

PERSONAL DO NOT READ !!!

YOU BASTARD ! i said this was personal, but your here anyway, so f-ck it lets talk about sex baby, lets talks about you and me , (some TLC for ya, damn im old) SEX, how much is enough?  ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:36:00 GMT

my not so famous quotes

1. the are leaders and there are followers , and theres people that just get separated from the group and wander around in circles, i collect those lost souls and make them my fanb...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT

nobody's perfect

 weve all heard  the phrase  " hey nobody's perfect"  some of us,  including myself tend to live by this credo when we know were not doing our best. its an easy...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:46:00 GMT

the teacher speaks

a wise man once told me (i dont really know any wise men but play along) he said "learn somthing new everybody" and i said "wow thats brillant asshole", "anyone other jems you wanna pass on". i also ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:29:00 GMT

test your love

thanks for checking in on this passage , the gift i send to you is the hope of true love coming your way . true love is what makes the struggles we endure daily, worth the sacrifice.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:05:00 GMT

"absolutley no f*cking men"

for any guy whos ever browsed extensively here on myspace, the phrase " no men " means youve tapped in on a beautiful, almost naked girl, who's either in a relationship with a man and (god bless ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:23:00 GMT

lillo braccata

i think thats how you spell this losers name. what a jerk off, couldnt handle it. i said this on stage yesterday, and somebody yelled back "dont judge" why not judge ! to judge is to form an opinion, ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:10:00 GMT