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.. --- Begin Joke Code --- Totally Not Made Up Quote of the Day

"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer

By: Dan Vollmayer

Where comedians go to write jokes!
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My Blog

135 Show - Episode 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmVj27uMcIE
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Pfizer Cuts Jobs

Pfizer, the pharmaceutical company that makes Viagra, announced it has been forced to downsize and plans on cutting up to 10,000 jobs in the next year.   It's believed this is the first time any...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Reserchers Determine Elephants Can Recognize Reflection

Researchers at Emory University have determined that elephants are able to recognize their own reflection.   Researchers made the discovery after letting Krstie Alley loose in a Fun House Hall o...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:51:00 GMT

Strike Costs LA 2.5 Billion

According to Los Angeles officials, the Hollywood writers' strike cost the city 2.5 billion dollars.   Or as Chaka Khan calls it  dinner at Chili's.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Obama Campaigns For John Edwards Endorsement

On Sunday, Barack Obama met with John Edwards in North Carolina in an effort to get the former Senator to endorse Obama for President.   Edwards left the meeting uncertain about endorsing Obama, ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:46:00 GMT

chilly...

Chilly out today.   So chilly, even Larry the Cable Guy was caught wearing sleeves.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:41:00 GMT

salt trucks

'Lot of snow still on the ground. And the salt trucks were out today, which was good news for Paris Hilton's brother, because you can't do tequila shots without the salt.   You know what I'm talk...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:40:00 GMT

China spying on US

The US government has charged four people with spying on the US for China.   But it's not all bad for these guys. All four have been offered jobs with the New England Patriots.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:37:00 GMT

dolly parton

Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour. She's blaming it on back problems caused by her breasts.   You'd think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn't be damaging her back, but damaging th...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Valentines Day Jokes (Wack Joke of the Day is BACK)

Not a great Valentine's Day for everyone. I hear Cupid was busted for indecent exposure.     Things were a little different this Valentine's Day. I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:24:00 GMT