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RICK SHAPIRO

what time is it?----see you cant censor that woooooooee!hey lets scare individuals into not being

About Me

Lee Schloss's BANNED Heinz "Top This" Commercial Contest Entry that people are talking about, including the folks at Opie & Anthony! Favorited TWICE on Youtube!

Featuring none other than HBO's "Lucky Louie" star, Rick Shapiro!(Special Thanks to Rick Shapiro, Tracy, and the people at Odessa Diner)
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MY NEW D.V.D. "It's Not That Simple" COMES OUT THIS SUMMER. Industry Info, Scheduled Show Times,Dates and Locations, The Future Home of Rick Shapiro Podcasts & New Video Clips can all be seen at : RICKSHAPIRO.TV
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ALSO NOT THE USUAL MYSPACE MORON-DONT SEND ME QUIZZES.also i think you should know -i have low self esteem and im very honest and driven

BELOW: "Rick Shapiro at Sidewalk YET AGAIN!" Filmed & Edited by Lee Schloss Youtube: Favorited 1 time; 1 5-star rating.
Rick Shapiro at Sidewalk Cafe! - Watch more free videos Highlight of "Rick at Sidewalk Cafe". He did almost 2 HOURS that night! Filmed & Edited by Lee Schloss "Sidewalk Part Two". Filmed & Edited by Lee Schloss"Classic Segments"... Filmed & Edited by Lee Schloss Youtube: 1 5-Star Rating.Rick Shapiro's "Clean Set" at NY Comedy Club. Filmed & Edited by Lee Schloss Youtube: 1 5-Star Rating.

Rick Shapiro - Lucky Louie - "The Elderly"
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My Interests

THE FUCKIN PSYCHE. NOT CUTE ENOUGH ?? U WANNA KNOW MY INTERESTS? U WANNA KNOW MY INTERESTS? U WANNA KNOW MY INTERESTS?I'M A MORON WHO LIKES WHATEVER U LIKE ,AND I NEVER QUESTION MYSELF AS TO WHY I AM SUCH A FUCKIN -LETS HANG OUT!

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO....YEAH LIKE THERES SOMEONE TO MEET ."LOL!!!!!!" "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"RIGHT!!!!!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..Video by Heidi Kikel

Music:

sensitive phonies -you know the ones you wont admit suck shit! .ANYTHING BY ANYONE WHO'S DEAD,NOTHIN BY ANYONE WHO'S ALIVE.IF THEYRE ABLE TO BE ALIVE ,HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO PLAY REAL MUSIC.OHHHH WOW HOEWOW!!!!!!!!-------------------------------------HEY HIP HOP DAWGS LOOK COOL ! AND THEIR BEEEOTCHES REALLY BRING THE BLING .THE FUCKIN ROBOTS.THEYRE SO INTENSELY INTERESTING!! ITS ALL GOOD RIGHT? BUT I AS A LOST HYPNOTIZED MAN LOVE TO AGREE WITH THE "BRING IT" WANNABEE GRRRLS.

Movies:

APOCALYPSE NOW CARLITOS WAYDOG DAY SCARFACE NETWORK SILVER CITY ,STATE AND MAIN,TIE ME UP TIE ME DOWN,BREATHLESS, THE STUNTMAN(DUSTY SPRINGFILED MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!)-CANT RMEMBER OTHERS========

Television:

OHHH I LOVE IT ALL .IM A PUSSY-- WEAK MINDED--DUMB JOCK...YUPPIE BOYFRIEND...IGNORE YER DEPRESSION --DO BODY SHOTS WITH YER BOYZZZ--.IM ALSO A DEPRESSED "KEPT SMALL CHICK .WHO THINKS SHES HAVIN A NITE WITH HER TV ON.LETS HAVE A HIT SHOW THEME PARRRRTY. IVE ACTUALLY MET WOMEN WHO KILL THEIR BRAINS BY WATCHIN SHIT HEY SOME TV IS GOOD YO!

Books:

NOAM CHOMSKY---WHY YOU ASKIN ,YOU DONT CARE -APATHETIC PUKE-- BOOKS R WIERD RIGGGGHHHT!! I READ SO I DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU THEN I GET INSPIRED !!!!MAN .BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MTV FAGGET HIPHOP ASSHOLE.HEY LOOK THERES ASHTON KUTCHER DUYYYYY!!AND THERES A GUY LEARNIN HOW TO BE LIKE ANOTHER GUY -DUDE DUDE DAWGGGGGGGG

Heroes:

GET A SKULLL AND THEN A THOUGHT!!!!!!!THEN LIVE --also any body who makes me their hero can be my frienddddddd

My Blog

suck it fuck it---or over kill people who uhh want terrorists killed

comic: you ever hang out with soemone who is so defeated and doesnt even want to know anything about himself that hes just this loser tryin to come off like a goood mman .a phony whos so phony that t...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

HATE BLOWJOBS -LOVE THE NEIGHBORS

IWAS TALKIN TO THIS HARD CORE PORNSTAR --SHE LOVES TO FUCK OK AMERICA YA EVER ASK YOUR SELF IF YOU LOVE TOF CUK-OR DO YA JUST LIKE IT AN SOEMTIMES NEED IT---AND SHE SAID HOW HER MTOHER AND HER WERE DR...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

HATE BLOWJOBS -LOVE THE NEIGHBORS

IWAS TALKIN TO THIS HARD CORE PORNSTAR --SHE LOVES TO FUCK OK AMERICA YA EVER ASK YOUR SELF IF YOU LOVE TOF CUK-OR DO YA JUST LIKE IT AN SOEMTIMES NEED IT---AND SHE SAID HOW HER MTOHER AND HER WERE DR...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

NOT MEN

THESE LA FAGS GUYS WHO SUCK DICK OR ASS FUCK OTHER GUYS THESE AINT FAGS-THOSE ARE JUST GUYS WHO SUCK DICK OR ASS FUCK OTHER GUYS ... I'M THINKIN ABOUT--REAL FAGSSS !!!!!!!!!!!.GUYS IN THERE FAGGY...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

DEVIL DEFINITION: LAWYERS

LAWYERS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT DEFINES DEVIL--- WITH THEIR LOWER LIPS HANGING -THAT LaWYER LOWERLIP HAnG AS THEY HANG PEOPLE --THEY RISE UP FROM THE MANEUR PILES STORED IN HELL AND SPIRAL THRU THE EA...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

little survey minds -take your stumbling in the dogshit of your mental waste some where else

whats it like to be braindead-really -little survey sheep Body: you bother me with your little brained small minded surveys -have the balls to "fuck-request"-if you have no true burning or courage...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

heroes!!!!get a self

why do you have heroes ? arent you the guy who has to wake up every morning and make your own decisions ??arent you the guy who walks out that door and decides to look someone oin the eye and ask them...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

he's cute so he thinks he's funny cause i say he cute -monkey paris hilton wannabee loser chick

me:wow,he felt? felt it was important? other me:yeah he likes what i wrote me: im not going to encourage you im gonna kill you ,make sure you always hate yourself okay you want a blog heres a blog im...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

i also pet cats , get lonely and i have a killer smile,im cute !!! i swearrrr!!!!

republicans ,i dont call em that i call em what they are -predators. i call em what they are terrorists. democrats ,i dont call em that icall em what they are--republicans or frigthened sweaty  ...
Posted by RICK SHAPIRO on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:05:00 PST