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Andrew

About Me

Through this profile I hope to expose my inner-most self, my hopes & dreams, and my nuanced worldview... ...to total strangers.

My Interests

Group Sex

I'd like to meet:

bare-midriffed girls in their 20s who wear sideways pink baseball caps while pursing their lips for digital self-portraits - muscled musicians with tats - runaways from Michigan - the woman from the Mercury commercials - Eddie Scozzare, on the other side of the glass - Maria Bartiromo's divorce attorney - Robert Rubin - John Basedow

Music:

Jazz, Rock, Avant-Garde, Electronica, Trance, Deep House, Folk, Baroque, Impressionist, Spoken Word, Motown, Rap. Dissonance, Consonance, Tension and Release, Resolution. Message me for specifics. You can tell by my answer that I think I'm serious about music.

Movies:

The Outlaw Josie Wales, Network, Lost in America, Performance, The Fight Club, Woody, Truffaut, Coen Brothers, Linklater, Soderbergh, P.T.Anderson, Wes Anderson, Melvin Van Peebles, My friend Doug (good documentarian), John Garfield, Solondz, Gondry, Gilliam, Mamet, the kind they make in Prague and the Valley, and all the other usual suspects I didn't already name. I never went to film school.

Television:

OMG, STOP JUDGING ME, ALREADY !!!

Books:

History in a tolerable prose, Fiction and Nonfiction you've heard of, Poetry you probably read in High School, select Biographies, Joy of Cooking, Larousse Gastronomique

Heroes:

When someone cares enough to ask so many questions about your heroes and influences, you become imbued with an overwhelming sense of professional accomplishment. Myspace is like 'Inside the Actors Studio' for people who haven't made it.

My Blog

79" Native American Wiccan Body builder who makes $250,000 and Higher

Stop using Hobbit Avatars for your profile pic while naming yourself"Hari Krishna ButterNutz Camaraderie Mobile"It makes it impossible for anyone to find you on myspaceafter meeting you at a party, an...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:47:00 PST

Its called, "The Pennant", not "League Championship Series"

There was a time when winning the Pennant meant a helluva lot in baseball.But ever since they started referring to the Pennant in recent years as the League Championship Series, or "LCS",it's become ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST

Sixth Anniversary of conspiracists run amok

After watching a re-broadcast of the real-time NBC footage from September 11th, 2001,it is very clear to me that all the 9/11 conspiracy theorists are terribly, TERRIBLY misguided.Their inability to ...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

I support the troops!

I paid my taxes
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST

Inside Al Sharpton's datebook (Say Al, can you do lunch on Thursday?)

"I'm going after five record companies this Thursday."(direct quote - I told you, that guy's a pisser)...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

Analysis of the whole Don Imus thing

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been shaking down corporations for DECADES. The swiftness and scope with which their infrastructure was able to pull off this week's coup is as disturbing as the eff...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

The George Will Smackdown

If you blinked last Sunday,you missed the look that George Will shot George Stephanopouloswhen Stephanopoulos gave the last word of the roundtable debateto Richard Stenger, and not to Will, on "This...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST

Comic Relief 2006: Its No Joke

There were many solid and professional performances at this year's Comic Relief. I'm not here to take anything away from the tremendous effort everyone put forth to raise money for Katrina victims. I ...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST

Jesses Girl > 8675309 > Blister in the Sun > Jack and Diane

I moved to Los Angeles to live amongst creative types and reawaken my own, long dormant creative process. One of my old friends back east is as far from a creative type as they come. He sits in an of...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:06:00 PST

Photographing a model while using the word 'Anathema'

A while back I photographed a friend of mine doing stand-up.The guy mc-ing the show asked if I would take some shots of him as well.He proceeded to show me his Ford modeling book.Yep, a comic who is a...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST