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myspace bee

If youa don'ta lika me, you can BZZZZZ OFF!

About Me

Buongiorno! I am-a the Myspace Bee. I come-a from Italy to tell-a the jokes to you! A little about my people:


Italian bee: Apis mellifera ligustica - Originally from Italy, I am by far the most popular honey bee. Italian bees are yellow in color, relatively gentle, over winter well and build up quickly in spring. We are easily provoked to rob weaker neighboring colonies and sometimes exhaust honey stores rapidly in winter.


What-a does this-a mean! Why-a do they oppresss-a the bee! Of course I have to rob-a the colonies, I have-a to feed my family. It's a hard-a life for a bee! So bzzzz off!


A tutte le mie signore belle: you will note that I am gentle...so gentle...until I put my stinger in you! Bzzz!


I like to tell the jokes. Maybe someday you will come watch me at my show, DON'T SPIT THE WATER! It is at-a The Playground. When the flowers sleep at night, I tell the funnies. Maybe you will let me pollenate you? BZZZ!


Grazie for-a comin to my page! Tell-a all of your-a friends! And don't forget to come-a to see me at DON'T SPIT THE WATER! www.dontspitthewater.com Ciao!


Look at the bella Bambino! Her name is Riley Uhlir, and she dress-a like me fore hallloween and send me the picture! I can't wait till the lady turns 18! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

My Interests

I collecta the honey and bring it to the hive. I pollenate your wife. I kid! I kid! I pollenate the flowers and THEN I pollenate your wife. Bzzz!

I'd like to meet:

Bee Arthur, Susan Bee Anthony, L Bee J, Rutherford Bee Hayes, Cecil Bee DeMile, Lyndon Bee Johnson, but not Hepititis Bee! Mostly my bella Bee Arthur...

Music:

Bee-52's!

Movies:

The Swarm. See what we did to Houston? If youa don'ta laugh at my jokes, we'll do that to your town! Bzzz! Also, I like-a all the Bee Grade movies.

Television:

Beewitched, Beeastmaster, Beeauty and the Geek, Beehind the Music

Books:

I'm a bee! I can't-a read, what are you, stupid-a? It is hard enough to type with my-a stinger! Mi scusi!

Heroes:

Bee Arthur. www.beatricearthur.com I will-a find you, mama...

My Blog

Scusi, why do I calla myself the MySpace Bee?

Sometimes the ladies ask me:How you-a beee so handsome?Ladies, just look at my mamma, Bee Arthur. Now you get it.Sometimes the ladies also ask me:Why you-a bee the Myspace Bee? Do you own Myspace? Are...
Posted by myspace bee on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

Who should I beeee for-a the Halloween? CONTEST!

Buon-giorno my-a loyal fans!M.Bee is-a having a hard time deciding who to beeee for-a the Halloween.I was-a thinking: Holy Bee-sus, or Bee-alzebub. So-a good! Or so-a bad! What-a do I want to bee?But ...
Posted by myspace bee on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

NEW JOKES-A FOR-A YOU! PREGO!

KNOCK KNOCK!Who's there?BEES!Bees who?BEEEEEEEZ NUTS! Why did the bee go to the Capla Kesting Fine Art museaum in Broolyn?To see a statue with Britney Spears' POOHNANBEE! KNOCK KNOCKWho's there?BEEBee...
Posted by myspace bee on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:03:00 PST

Mi Scusi, America!

I'm-a so sorry! You are so-a good to me, and I-a dissapoint-a you! I host-a the Birds Nest last-a night for the first-a time, and I no tell you about it. I'm-a so ashamed, my stinger is a dragging on ...
Posted by myspace bee on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST

Grazie! Grazie!

Ti amo, America! Bzzzz! Grazie for making my first-a stand-up appearance such a good one! I love-a you all! I'm-a proud to announce I was-a the winner of-a the Thyme Cafe Laugh Off, hosted by-a the g...
Posted by myspace bee on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

Why you should BEE my friend!

The MySpace Bee understands your concerns. You don't-a know me! But I want-a to know you! I will beee having some shows coming up, and-a you should-a bring your wife! You take home the comedy! I take-...
Posted by myspace bee on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST