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About Me

I'm made from 100% natural ingredients!

My Interests

I'd like to have people wrap their lips around my open hole and suck me dry! Now that's refreshment!

I'd like to meet:

Drunks, White Trash, Frat Brothers, Rock Stars, Germans, Irish, Sports Fanatics, Low Income Hispanics, and anyone else who knows how to have a good time!

Music:

Rock 'n Roll

Movies:

Beer (1985)

Television:

I like to watch a good beer commercial every now and again.

Books:

"Beer for Dummies" and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Beer"

Heroes:

John Belushi, Liza Minnelli, Tommy Lee, The Kennedy's, Ozzy Osbourne, Alcoholica, Bon Scott, John Bonham, Steve Clark

My Blog

Beer Can Save Your Life

Beer Can Save Your LifeA Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and...
Posted by BEER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beer Before It Starts

BEER BEFORE IT STARTS A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but ...
Posted by BEER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

History of Beer

A History of Beer Between 10,000 and 15,000 years ago, some humans discontinued their nomadic hunting and gathering and settled down to farm. Grain was the first domesticated crop tha...
Posted by BEER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST