An office with a view |
Dear Murray:For just one moment I would like you to feel my pain. I was approached by a Part Time employeee who has not DONE ONE TRANSACTION IN THE WHOLE TIME SHE HAS BEEN HERE. She came up to me and ... Posted by Dear Murray on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:59:00 PST |
Invasion of the granny snatchers |
Dear Murray:My grandma died last friday, then they lost the body.What the fuck?We're looking at two distinct possibilities, here.Number 1: HOLYFUCK! COME THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! COME THE ZOMBIE APOCALY... Posted by Dear Murray on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:23:00 PST |
Dear Murrays going BUSH LEAGUE |
Alright, bitches. Press release time. The same folks who brought you BoingBoing.net have launched a new site: BushLeague.tv. It just launched a few days ago, and they're already demonstrating impeccab... Posted by Dear Murray on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:44:00 PST |
Judge JILF |
Dear Murray:I am a criminal defense lawyer in a large, metropolitan area that will remain nameless to protect my ass for the following obvious reasons. I'll just say that as for the women in this town... Posted by Dear Murray on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:49:00 PST |
This is how elitist I’m becoming |
I'm so elitist that I'm posting on the Daily Kos!How I learned to love my elitist selfThere are times in your life when you realize that you have become something that you never thought you would. You... Posted by Dear Murray on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:48:00 PST |
Eat a dick, Monday! |
Motherfuck, I'm cranky (and lazy) today. After being woken up about 1562674562 times this morning, it's time for some collective venting.Eat a dick, ghetto birds. It's really fucking cool when you fly... Posted by Dear Murray on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST |
You’re the bottoms, I’m the top! |
Dear Murray,I have a very urgent and serious question about homosexual males. What would happen if a Top meets a Top in a bar and they go back to one of their places for some gay sex? Or like a Bottom... Posted by Dear Murray on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST |
A Poll about BLACK PEOPLE |
So, as you know, Murray's running for President, as a candidate of the NITROUS Party. Don't forget to register, bitches! Anyhow, the other day, I got this poll from the GOP trying to figure out just h... Posted by Dear Murray on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST |
Murrays Top 5 KOOKeriffic Conspiracies |
Alrighty, folks. It's Conspiracy Wednesday again, and not just ANY conspiracy Wednesday! THE conspiracy Wednesday for the ages. Just this week, 15 boxes of files on the JFK shooting were finally relea... Posted by Dear Murray on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:12:00 PST |
Murrays Foolproof VD Day shopping list |
Dear Murray,Why is it everyone else always has the super romantic guy that gives flowers and cards for no reason, makes dinner reservations for their woman's birthday or anniversary, or just thinks ab... Posted by Dear Murray on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST |