Haterade profile picture

Haterade

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me



Kobe's a bitch. Allan Houston is very soft like terry cloth. That nigga Jay Z's lips look like a pastrami sandwich exploded. Nice fade, who's your barber, Stevie Wonder? Your 99 Benz is dog. Nice Frada's, where'd you get them, Tijuana? Them shits are remakes.

My Interests


Pessimism, talking shit on celebrities, making fun of (seeing the humor in) inappropriate subjects such as death, rape, struggle, tragedy, single moms, and fat people. Screwfacing, Mad Dogging, Ice Grilling. Using the term "That Nigga" when referring to your white Grandma, just cause it sounds funny.

Haterade even comes in the powdered form. You may hate it, but you'll love the way it smells

I'd like to meet:

The Fans

Music:

If you come out with something halfway decent, I'll bootleg your LP and counterfeit a ticket into your world tour. Better have a career to fall back on, player.

Movies:

I would rather shave my nuts with a cheese grater then go to the movies these days.

Television:

I'd rather play in a folk band at the afterparty of my Grandma's funeral then sit in from of another so called "sitcom"

Books:


Books are for fat people with no friends, I'm simply not feeling them.

Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

Heroes:


Kosmo Kramer, and people who hate those people on myspace who leave ridiculous compliments, just so women will talk to them

My Blog

A Small Time Chump

Dear Everyone,Everyone, Meet Davehttp://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie wprofile&friendID=113828278On occasion, I get some unique Friends Requests. And although a high amount of p...
Posted by Haterade on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Monday, March 31st

This goes out especially to you hoes that live in Los Angeles.On Monday, March 31st, your boy Haterade has been invited to participate in an on court contest at the LA Clippers vs Dallas Mavericks gam...
Posted by Haterade on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST

When things get interesting

Space,Today, I had to do something I have never done in my life. Fire someone. I can’t say I thoroughly enjoyed it, because it was NOTHING like this: The person definitely had it coming...
Posted by Haterade on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST

Cheating with Prostitutes

Look,At this point in my life, I haven’t paid for sex yet. Right now, I don’t really need to. Not that I am just getting laid left and right, but I’m young, and not a perverted old m...
Posted by Haterade on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

Super Character that Hoe

SPACE,It's been a hot minute. I been busy.Throughout life, I've mostly liked Rap music. That preceded to Underground Hip Hop for many years which at the current moment has me in total confusion, as mu...
Posted by Haterade on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

Benibamas

Whattup Space?You know, it's been a long time since I've been in a physical fight. Just over three years. Now, I'm definitely not the baddest motherfucker out there, but I did mangle someone faces at ...
Posted by Haterade on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

All my exs dont give a fuck about Texas

Yo Space,Happy motherfuckin' New Year. In the past few weeks I've thought about a ton of shit to write about but didn't really have time. Ya'll know how it is. New Years Eve was extra skanless this ye...
Posted by Haterade on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:32:00 PST

THEY BROUGHT ME FUCKING RUM CAKE (I normally dont make videos, either)

Space,Does this ever happen to you? You think or talk about someone you don't normally think or talk about, and they show up at your front doorstep with 8 pounds of Rum Cake. This happened to me, TONI...
Posted by Haterade on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:33:00 PST

The positives about having fat neighbors

Space,Recently, I got some new neighbors. I heard from the Landlord that they are 2 sisters who attend UCLA. Immediately, I thought the following:1. Great, some dumb sorority whores. This might be fun...
Posted by Haterade on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:07:00 PST

chicago (and pictures for once)

Well, it was Thanksgiving. The meaning of Thanksgiving in my world is that you get tossed with your family. People always ask, "Do Mexicans eat Turkey on Thanksgiving?" You know, I don't know the answ...
Posted by Haterade on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST