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About Me

"The suspect is most likely a white male in his late twenties to late thirties, who is not a college graduate, but feels superior to those with advanced education, and is likely employed in a bureaucratic entity, possibly civil or public service. He has a problem with authority and a deep-seated resentment for those that have impeded his progress professionally. The sexual nature of the killings is thought to be a secondary motivation and the lack of DNA or saliva in the bite marks suggests possible postmortem staging. He may be struggling with lasting relationships and potentially a high functioning alcoholic with alcohol being used as a trigger in the crimes. The suspectâ€™s apparent resentment of the homeless may indicate a previous personal relationship with a homeless person or the targeting may simply be an opportunity for the killer to assert his superiority and intellectual prowess."
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I've never eaten at a Hooter's. I wear socks to bed almost all the time. I think it's because I get cold feet very easily, and no that's not meant to be allegorical. My toes are prehensile. I can break all the fingers on a grown man's hand using only my toes. I can move several times my body weight with relative ease. I think standardized testing serves a purpose. I believe that affirmative action is well-intentioned on the surface, but falls apart upon inspection. It does not make me a racist, sexist, or homophobe to state that all people should be judged on their character and their merit, and nothing else. I think that my way is the best and the fairest, don't you? I hate admitting when I'm wrong, but I'll do it. I don't let it happen very often. I'm a smug bastard.
I think Naomi Watts would have made a better Tank Girl.
And....

Larcen kills.
Hmmm...I wonder what superhero I am?
Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 70% Supergirl 65% Robin 55% Spider-Man 50% The Flash 50% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 45% Batman 30% Catwoman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
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That's reassuring. You are 100% Smarter than a fifth grader.

You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!
are you smarter than a fifth grader?
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My Interests

Interior decorating, Wry detachment, getting to 2nd base, being nice, being mean, Fibonacci sequence, parallel parking, chocolate, coffee, building a fort with the couch cushions, using ellipsises....ice cream, Mike Lai's cheesecake , root beer, making merry, reverse-engineering, idiot mittens, snowball fights, Nanobots, Biggie Fries, Disco naps a.k.a. schnussing, the three-second rule, chicken boobs, bagpipes, bacon, going commando, mocking all forms of pseudoscience that have somehow become survival guides for the tragically gullible (astrology, feng shui, green tea, St. John's Wort), getting picked last in kickball, observation and objectivity, wearing pajamas all day, eating meat exclusively (I'm cellulose-intolerant), making cookies, piercings and tattoos (good ones only), Sabermetrics, brushing my teeth, talking, not talking, punching holes in walls(very therapeutic, and you can't get arrested for it), hot chocolate w/ whipped cream, arguing, fractions, giving blood, getting hit by cars, Soda Bears .

I'd like to meet:

I'd rather take the stairs than share the elevator with someone.
I like this guy though.

Music:

I will not be adding your shitty band.

Movies:

Anything with Jason Statham in it.

Television:

24 (I'm late to this party, but oh well), MTV Rock 'N' Jock Basketball, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the Joel years), Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, The Venture Brothers, C-SPAN, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, the Wire, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Antiques Roadshow, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Simpsons (before it started to suck, pre-1998), Family Guy, Law + Order, King of the Hill, Strong Bad e-mails, and Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad.

Books:

I read Newsweek instead of nothing.

Heroes:

Omar

Lil' Abner

Batman

Jack Knight

Sen. Joe Lieberman

Don Imus

Jay Gatsby (good call Kevin)

Fred and George Weasley

Daryl Zero

Det. William Sommerset

Alex Trebek (before he shaved his moustache)

Payback

Joe Hallenbeck

Christopher Hitchens

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Lance Armstrong

Dr. R. Quincy
Also:
Vaclav Havel, MLK, Roy Lichtenstein, Pat Tillman, Quentin Tarantino (as long as he doesn't act), Albert Einstein, Dugans Fife, Jack Bauer (A.K.A. "24")

My Blog

Kind of like Frank Purdue

He used to say "it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken"My own version would be something like:"it takes a tough man to walk around wearing an Aquaman shirt"I can hack it though.You want to know...
Posted by John Foley on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:48:00 PST

And there was much rejoicing...

I guess somebody didn't pray hard enough. You might have heard that Jerry Falwell died yesterday. I cannot pretend that I am greatly saddened by this. As much as I want to be a decent person, and I wa...
Posted by John Foley on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Do you want the real story? Then look no further.

First things first: get your ass to Mars. In other words, this is why I hate hippies. This was taken yesterday during one of the monthly "Critical Mass" rides that they have in Berkeley. T...
Posted by John Foley on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

The book of revelations

Now it can be told. If you look in my photos section, you might come across this one... Well they were. That picture was taken on Prague, at a lovely restaurant named Kampa. We went for my birthday....
Posted by John Foley on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

The world's most funnest game!

And here we go again. Where do I go when I don't come here? It's not as if I go anywhere. The need to write doesn't always strike me. I would feel a lot worse about it if I was writing for a living. B...
Posted by John Foley on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

If you can't get these right...

Take this quiz. It's only 9 questions. You better think about knowing this stuff. It won't be on the test, but it might help you out there in the real world. I took it. That's right. Thank you for ta...
Posted by John Foley on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

Shortest blob ever-

Just another irrational hatred, and then we gotta go have dinner with the homosexuals. Women who call themselves "goddesses". That's it. I'll be back with a review of 300, and a discussion of why ev...
Posted by John Foley on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

"Vote For The Worst" has a lot to answer for.

According to my brother- Indian food "tastes OK, but looks like mud" And I think you know what I'm talking about here. Another irrational hatred People who say regime when they mean regimen. As in "I...
Posted by John Foley on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

Time for your test!

The fact that this person exists, and has almost 2000 friends, is really disturbing. Fucking depressing, actually. Here's the money quote for me:"If you add me, you can expect to see a shitload of bul...
Posted by John Foley on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

Driving through Hollywood on Oscar night = GREAT IDEA.

I was kidding.Driving through Hollywood on Oscar night is a horrendous idea. Funny, you always see traffic jams and blocked-off roads on the news, but you never put 2 and 2 together. At least I never ...
Posted by John Foley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST