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Dené

pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just

About Me

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

do the world a favor and use your goddamm blinker please!

My Interests

Joe W. my little poopy kitties , bellydancing, nature, gardening, turning into a werewolf (only when it is absolutely necessary), sweetgrass, the occult, going out to dinner, BBQing, showering, happiness, stargazer lilies, wrinkle cream, pin up girls, creation, dipping my balls in it, my friends, bookstores, drinking games, staying in bed all day watching movies, sleeping, overeating (Honsel?), going to shows, wake n bakes, painting, tarot cards, skunks, i have one tattooed on my ass *don't ask, just assume the worst*

I'd like to meet:

Fuckers need not apply for my friendship nor write me silly messages. Thank you for your cooperation.

Music:

i used to think i liked everything except new country and death metal but that has changed. i am overwhealmed with the new shitty bands that keep popping up everywhere, its fucking frightening. Shitty bands, shitty names, blek! i'm stuck in the past and there's nothing i'd rather hear right now than the comforting sounds of generations past. but i am really going to make the effort to sift through all this new crap and find me some new good music.

Count Basie, Django Reinhardt, Billie Holiday, Charley Patton, Blind Blake, Son House, Elmore James, Howlin Wolf, Clifton Chenier, Junior Wells, Billy Lee Riley, Hank Williams, Elvis, Charlie Feathers, Link Wray, Johnny Cash, The Supremes, Chuck Berry, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Little Richard, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Creedence Clearwater Revival, James Brown, Rolling Stones, The Cars, The Animals, Misfits, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Interpol, Mazzy Star, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, Mulatu Astatke, Morphine, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Strokes, Thievery Corporation, Ramones, The Cramps, Air, Mum, Yo La Tengo, Morphine, Massive Attack, Billy Idol, B52s, David Bowie, Ween, Moistboyz, Pixies, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Briefs, Reverend Horton Heat, Phantomas, Hot Chip, Foo Fighters, Tribe Called Quest, Hall & Oates, Duran Duran…. And i love movie soundtracks and the 80s.

Books:

anything by: stephen king, anne rice, patricia cornwell, anais nin, peter straub. memoirs of a geisha, harry potters, born on a rotton day, love on a rotton day, the digging-est dog, the four agreements, the thingamajig book of manners, the da vinci code, the crystal children, care and feeding of indigo children...

Heroes:

my little moma, The Beatles, people that help others, people that make their dreams come true and inspire others to do the same. all the people i love. and whoever gets me wendy's when im too hungover to move.

My Blog

how i almost met henry rollins

so this past weekend, for mine and joe's birthday we headed down to hollywood to see henry rollins' spoken word at the silent theatre. jeneane garafolo and mark maron opened up for him and they kicked...
Posted by Dené on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

i am a genius

i wont say that nobody else has come up with this idea but i've never heard of it. so the other day i was thinking about moving someday and about all the holes in my walls because i like to hang lots ...
Posted by Dené on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

you know you love arnold!

  Go here now.   secretsmokes.com/arnold    
Posted by Dené on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

my lunch time

male coworker: looks at my desk and points out can of slimfast "whats this?" me: "i'm tired of being a fat slob! i hate my body!" male coworker: "is that a scene from a movie?" female coworker: "i kn...
Posted by Dené on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

calling all CAT nerds

check it out mang   catchannel.com
Posted by Dené on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

Read it, Copy it, Hump it, Call it Mammy, Save yourself heartache!

Very good information..> > > Subject: FW: > > >ATTORNEY'S ADVICE -- NO CHARGE> > > Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to referto it someday.> > >> > > A corporate attorney sent ...
Posted by Dené on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

taking things for granted

don't ever take your shower for granted. recently our tub wasnt draining properly and it fucking blew. being that i take 2 showers a day this effected me greatly and i was very sad. apparently there ...
Posted by Dené on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

things that make me go... hur?

has anyone noticed the new feature of when you read someone's bulletin you can either reply or delete them as a friend? what is that shit? like youd really hate someone's bulletin so much that yo...
Posted by Dené on Sun, 07 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

i have a great idea-but its gross (what else is new?)

so i go to target yesterday and as usual i set one foot in there and i have to take a crap. but i dont because i'm one of those people who only likes to shit on familiar territory, home and work....
Posted by Dené on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre - It's a must own

i watched this series on showtime when i was a wee lass. i fucking love it! and i found there is a complete collection of all episodes and i just bought it through amazon for $50 and i'm so happy i co...
Posted by Dené on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 05:47:00 PST