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Ms Mistoffelees

I Make The Maps That People Use To Find Their Way Around

About Me

Born in Stamford, raised in Norwalk, moved to Boston until 1998 then to Norwalk then Louisianna, then back to Norwalk, then Florida, back to Boston, then somehow back to Norwalk in a span of 3 years. I've been divorced once and widowed. ABC Daytime has NOTHING on me!Nope, not a transient, I swear. I have 3 beautiful kids, 2 crazy cats and 1 really amazing boyfriend.All in all, mi vida loca es muy buena!
Name: Chris
Birthdate: June 20th, 1973
Birthplace: Stamford,CT
Current Location: Norwalk, CT
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Borwn w/ Red and Plum covering the gray
Height: 5'3 (5'4 when I wear my Docs)
Weight: 122
Piercings: 8-4 on one ear, 3 on the other and one in a secure and undisclosed location
Tatoos: none (yet)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes
Overused Phraze: absolutely
FAVORITES
Food: Italian, Indian, Ethiopian, Chinese, Japanese and German
Candy: Kit Kat, Twix, Watchamacallit
Number: 2
Color: Green
Animal: Cats mainly, however I love all animals as a rule
Drink: Stew Leonard's Iced Tea
Alcohol Drink: Cabernet Savigion
Bagel: Whole Wheat
Letter: Hmmm, I guess I like the letter "G" if I had to think about it
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes, hands, lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Cherry (arbitrary answer to an arbitrary question)
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Oh coffee, the beloved elixer of artificial energy
Kiss or Hug: I love them both
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Punk (FTW baby)
Summer or Winter: Autumn
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: LOL........I so do not sleep
Most Missed Memory: My late husband picking me up every evening at the train station with the kids
Best phyiscal feature: Ok, I just called a friend, who said he likes my eyes and my neck
First Thought Waking Up: Silly Rabbit
Goal for this year: finish it? (It's almost over)
Best Friends: Anna, Mikey and Co., Monster The Cat
Weakness: Chocolate-my achilles heel if you will
Fears: Spiders, being buried alive
Heritage: Italian and Irish w/ some Native American and French
Longest relationship: Eric, 4 and 1/2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: Nothing legal
Pot: see above LOL
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes, unfortunately
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, too many years of ingrained Catholic Guilt
Ever Skinny Dipped: oh hell yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: At 33 years old, I damn well hope so!
Been Dumped Lately: Hmmmm, does your spouse dying count?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I love all eye colors
Favorite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long: whatever suits the specific person
Height: taller than me-this isn't difficult as I am a shrimp
Style: Their Own
Looks or Personality: Personality hands down, I base looks on the balance with the personality
Hot or Cute A little from column A a little from Column B
Drugs and Alcohol: Pot's ok, nothing more, have a pint lad
Muscular or Really Skinny: Ok, I will admit I like good strong arms, better for cuddling
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I cannot regret, what is is and nothing can change it so why get up in arms about it
What country do you want to Visit: The Netherlands
How do you want to Die: peacefully
Been to the Mall Lately: Never, I loathe shopping in all it's forms
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Not really
Do you think your Attractive: I really don't care
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: Nothing Legal
Do you Drink: Occasionally
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes, in all it's frustrating glory
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: I seriously doubt it, although the right person could possibly persude me
Do you want Children: I have 3, the shop is closed
Hate anyone: Hate is a strong word, would wishing my ex-husband to have a close encounter with a convict in the laundry room of a prison count as me hating him?
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My Interests

Photography,Psych in crime,forensics,history,pop culture,random bits of information most people find useless until I am watching Jeopardy or something with them

I'd like to meet:

Friends old and new. Other photographers.

Music:

The Smiths, Cady Carroll,The Ramones, Laurie Berkner,Blondie,Greenday,Queen,Metallica,anything from a musical,Staind,They Might Be Giants,ABBA,Lita Ford (hey don't judge me!)Charlie Daniels,Johnny Cash,The Used,Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra,Juice Newton,Dresden Dolls,Elvis Costello,The Beatles (esp. George Harrison),Tom Waits,Foo Fighters,The Pixies,Janes Addiction,James Blunt,Nirvana,Lena Horne,Ozzy,Billie Holiday,The Red Elvises,U2,Eminem and a whole bunch of others

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Brave Little Toaster,Six String Samauri,Run Lola Run,Usual Suspects,The Count Of Monte Cristo,Anything by John Waters, Down By Law,Pulp Fiction,Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs (not Hannibal, too kitschy-not in a good way),Taking Lives,Hudson Hawk,Dogma,Scent of a Woman,The Godfather 1 and 2 (NOT 3)Napoleon Dynamite,Bubba Ho Tep, Rent,Hair,Unleashed,Butterfly Effect, From Here To Eternity,Dude-Where's My Car,Rock N Rule, An American Movie,The Notebook,Suspiria, Star Wars Episode 5

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, King Of The Hill,GH,24,Freeks and Geeks (own the DVD set),Anything on TVland.

Books:

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, Cult Movies 1,2 and 3,Cult TV, Tim Brooks 8th Edition of Television 1946-Present,Graphic Novels of various sorts,Murder in the20th Century,Harry Potter, Psychology and Crime, How Not To Raise a Brat,You Don't Duct Tape A Baby

Heroes:

Comic Book ones, totally all about Logan and Kurt-they kick ass And as of 10/27, with the ingenius post of how she is selling African Baby Winchies on E-Bay in response to Madonna's adoption thang-April Winchell

My Blog

There's A Rat, Under My Bed...And There's A Little Yellow Man In My Head.......

I woke up frozen and numb on the mental level today.  I am heading into work at 9:30, only because I needed some forced upon myself downtime. Last night I did have some nice downtime, went to th...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:09:00 PST

Mama Told Me There'd Be Days Like This.............

I had one of THOSE days.Like a sitcom, but far more stressful.To start, the evening before, I discovered a friend of mine's friend died. Unexpectedly. No warning.That was just the tip of the iceberg...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

It Would Have Been 5 Years Today

I know I avoided the whole feel guilty for moving forward thing. That's because I know he is ok with this. Somewhere in my heart is a piece where he lives, for me, for the kids. The mere fact Mark cou...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

They say people do some insane shit when love becomes obsession. Like in the case of this:Crazy...crazy for you can't you seee..... Wow. All I can say is wow. This chicl looks insane, seeing her A...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

Forced To Remember, Even When I Want To Forget

I have to go in and get the shot for my back today. It's an annoyingly painful procedure that enables me to only need less pain medication, instead of daily pain medication for my back. There are so...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

The Days I Want To KICK The Passove Agreesive, Pyschotic Pieace Of SHIT Ex Of Mine!

I have reached the end of my limit of patience with my ex-husband.  This morning, I had some nice plans for my kids, who were returning from their week at their fathers. Normally, pick-up/drop o...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

Superbowl Shuffle

With a song like this, how could they lose? ">The Super Bowl Shuffle CHicago Bears 1986...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

How I Am Feeling.......

"Death Cab For Cutie" had this song, but I believe it is Angels and AirwavesEither way-amazing song:ANGELS AND AIRWAVES LYRICS"The Adventure"I wanna have the same last dream again,the one where I wake...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

Hear You Me, My Friends

He would have been 37 as of 10:26 this morning-oddly just as I called his mom to see how she was doing today.I was listening to "Jimmy Eats World"'s song "Hear Me You", and there is a line in the song...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

Quiz-From Queen Gina

This is being posted for Gina, although I am skipping the tagging part:The rules of this particular game are as follows: List five answers for the ten questions and tag ten people.If one person actual...
Posted by Le Katzinoire Petite on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST