The answer to "Guess Who's In My Pants?" |
I'd like to take a moment to personally thank everyong who played "Guess Who's In My Pants" during the past few weeks. The only clue involved the cryptic initials, "A.M." There were some e...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:44:00 PST |
You'll never guess who's in my pants now! |
There's someone famous in my pants! I bet you can't guess who it is, so here's a hint: Her initials are A.M.Good luck!
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Retarded people need sex too |
True is now reaching out to help retarded people hook up for meaningless sex. That's a noble goal and I salute their effort.Here's their first attempt, which depicts a coy retarded girl attempti...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:07:00 PST |
My True Obsession: The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization Continues Unabated |
kissyface27: "Wow. You're really clever. You must be related to Oscar Wilde or Dave Barry or something. Gosh. Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here? Please do...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:12:00 PST |
What's in my pants this week? |
Before we begin with this week's contest, I want to address the concerns of a MySpace "friend" who wrote to tell me that my profile name and these contests are nothing but thinly veiled references to ...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:49:00 PST |
Which schnauzer was in my pants? |
This one.Congratulation to Carol Smythe of Chapel Hill, N.C., for guessing the correct schnauzer. Next week on "Guess What's In My Pants?" -- Rabid Marsupials!...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Hello, please slap me! |
The sad thing about this particular ad is that the girl is not really chatting with anyone. She's actually watching the Nick Berg decapitation video, over and over again. Note that she never types a w...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:47:00 PST |
You ought to have that looked at |
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:06:00 PST |
Do you come here often? |
It's raining. You duck into a shadowy bar. You order a scotch and then you notice you're not alone. Next to you, on the bar, there's a woman's foot, lopped off above the ankle, strapped in...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Would you have sex with a dorky donkey? |
And you were envisioning a donkey with black frame glasses and a pocket protector, right?Note the tawny autumn leaves on the floor. Very "To Kill a Mockingbird."Now if I can only erase the mental imag...
Posted by Guess What's In My Pants and Win a Ringtone!" on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:59:00 PST |
