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n. faux mercial

hell yeah, it was the 80s and in a woolworths foto booth at that!

About Me

BEE VIJHUN -- I HAZ IT

My Interests

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MY INTERESTS

Generalcalifornia history, geography, and culture; anthropology; aromatherapy; organic agriculture; land stewardship; straight shooting; trusty firearms; playing with fire; the arts -- music, literature, photography, design, theater; architecture; fine wood furnishings; luxurious fabric; leather; cooking; entertaining; socializing; staying one step ahead of the long arm of the law; americana; finding joy in unexpected places; vintage clothing, haberdashery, luggage, and fords; teaching my children well (thanks csny) !-END Create Custom URL TABLE-!

I'd like to meet:

interesting and articulate folks,
free thinkers,
fellow hedonists
(the more the merrier!)

and those who made the following possible:

Frida Kahlo

Salvador Dali

Pablo Picasso

creators of portals and portolas
Casa Batllo, Barcelona, Esp. - Antoni Gaudi, Architect
Marin Civic Center, Marin County, Ca. - Frank Lloyd Wright, Architect

But That's Enough About Me

Music:



Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, The Stones, The Pretenders, The Who, Dire Straits, Dwight Yoakam, Cowboy Junkies, Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, Michelle Shocked, Leo Kottke, Robert Earl Keen, Chuck Prophet, The Doors, Lyle Lovett, Lou Reed, kd lang, Sam Cooke, Chuck Berry, John Prine, Dave Alvin, the Carter Family, the Beatles

Movies:

Lawrence of Arabia, Busby Berkeley Extravaganzas, Double Indemnity, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Some Like It Hot, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sophie's Choice, Unforgiven, Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, Gangs of New York, Como Agua Para Chololate, Habla Con Ella, The Lair of the White Worm, The Birds, Spinal Tap, Groovetube, The Grifters, Prizzi's Honor, Scarface, Something Wild, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, Siesta, and Scotland, PA

Television:

no thanks, i prefer observing real life

Books:

tao te ching, beowolf, aesop, chaucer (canterbury tales), billy shakespeare (macbeth, hamlet, midsummer night's dream), don quixote, james f. cooper (the leatherstocking tales), nathaniel hawthorne, poe, mark twain, flannery o'connor, john steinbeck, arthur miller, james thurber, ee cummings, e.b. white, dh lawrence, dorothy parker, orwell (homage to catalonia), bukowski, sylvia plath, jack kerouac, hunter s., dr. seuss, gloria steinem, florence king, ken follett, frank mccourt, barbara kingsolver, sara donati, bill bryson, chris stewart, laurie notaro, anne lamott, laura esquivel, isabel allende, midnight in the garden of good and evil, pat conroy, mists of avalon

reference works -- high end dictionaries, the physicians desk reference manual, california history and geography, album liner notes, biographies, autobiographies. my extensive collection of homemaking, etiquette, and cook books dating to the american civil war

bathroom stall graffiti and cereal boxes

Heroes:

In general are the artists, activists, and architects of our society. specifically i'm fond of woodie guthrie and emma goldman.

My Blog

D-i-n-g-0 was his Name-0

from the start here, i'd like to be clear that blogging after a night of no sleep is a half-baked idea at best, but let's just dive on into it head first, whaddaya say? i'll mix some metaphors, throw...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

when it comes to love, i want some lohan

not even close, babysomehow, it's like nacho cheesier doritos, when all you want is just nacho cheesesubmitted for your approvallistening to clapton, of course...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:55:00 PST

ralph, the male equivalent and other abominations

since i have a real, live blog elsewhere these days confused hero at large (oh please subscribe here and bring a look of joy to my face); i've decided to use this space to lampoon the idiots previous...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST

Bumsagne is the Food for Me

in today's episode, miss faux is stranded in a big car, in a big city, with nothing but a pan of lasagne, a pocket knife, and a bunch of bumsread all about it here on my 'real' blog which cand be sub...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:52:00 PST

lord help me -- im my channeling my inner redneck

ok, it's not much of a blog -- man with a message that i'm still trying to decipher. god go with'emamenyou said it brother womacksubmitted for your approval...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:28:00 PST

Seasons Greetings

happy holidays my fellow spaced out friends a piece for all, with goodwill toward men ;-)submitted for your approval...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:57:00 PST

Something is definitely wrong

since when has it become socially acceptable to discuss overblown wax jobs on the female anatomy? Find Out Here hey friends, it's a real blog, with a real blog service. i'd be honored if you'd take ...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:45:00 PST

grasping

grievingover a pastthat cannot be graspedthrough the hazeof booze and pillsworse yet, mental atrophyclosed in by dreamsleaving me exhausted,sweating, and moaningpitiful aching sobswhat have you done n...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST

its a mommy moment - pardon me

my baby at the beach,santa cruz, fall 2007...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

if woody were alive today

this space is ur spacethis space is myspacefrom bumluck utahto the front of iraqfrom the beach blond forestto the black sea watersthis space was made 4 u n meas i went surfingi spied below mea shining...
Posted by n. faux mercial on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST