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Tammyme

A man said to the universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not creat

About Me

My father is Mexican and my mother of white sharecropper stock...redneck if you will, making me one of the first Necksicans in Arkansas...I was named "Tammy" after the character portrayed by Debbie Reynolds in those crazy "Tammy" movies that were made way back in the stoneage of the late 1950's, early 60's. I have, through blood, sweat, and tears managed to stay married over 20-something years in a row (give or take a couple of months of re-assessment)....I quit smoking November 21, 2004 with the help of many like-minded souls through the magic of the internet and discovered that the unflagging support of other human beings (sight unseen!)is key to overcoming (at least MY) bad habits...I'm a huge Nascar fan -- I know, it suprised me too....I love, love, love, my oversized poodle, Lover...He's middle-aged like me, and the biggest neurotic bag of bones you will ever meet, but I identify with him and that makes us pals...I have one golden boy son (Hi Ducky), and that...that's about it.
So to recap, I'm a half-blooded Mexican, married, smokefree, Nascar-loving poodle-petting mama, and if you don't like that, well...

My Interests



I love coffee. LOVE. CAWFEE.

I like to watch brave athletes in firesuits make left hand turns in fast cars for 2-3 hours at a time....

I like trying new and unusual food but I do not knowingly eat reptiles or insects or animals that are otherwise pets in civilized cultures.....

My Friend, Lover

I LOVE ice-cold beer when it's really hot outside....

I PREFER when laughing to do so until it hurts...

"Epictetus compared people who “fit in” to the white threads of a toga. Indistinguishable. He wanted to be the purple thread. “That small part which is bright, and makes all the rest appear graceful and beautiful. Why then” he asked, “do you tell me to make myself like the many? And if I do, how shall I still be purple?”
---Excerpted from Boston Legal episode"Smile".

"Trailers bring out the worst in people! It's like slowly eating lead ridden paint chips over a matter of years. At first you try to fix the trailer up, put new skirting, fresh paint... then after a while you remove your toilet and put it in the front yard like everyone else. The trailer stops being the epitome of everything wrong with the world. You become your trailer. And once that happens, you drive by the cute little clapboard house in the older neighborhood and think, "Them folks is rich". And you say that with a toothpick between blackend teeth and rancid breath."-- Munga, waxing nostalgic

"Men can be so stupid when they drink...women...well we tend to laugh alot or kiss someone who is gross."--Munga, on differences between the sexes

"Unfortunately the very nature of the Universe is entropic, we are all just fine tea cups, waiting to be knocked off the table. But take heart, if the universe is finite and actually reaches it's outer limits, it will begin to collapse back in on itself and on the return trip it's nature will be disentropic and all the shattered little tea cups will begin to reform themselves on the table and be made whole again."--Free Will, on the nature of the Universe

"I felt like a crimson leaf on an autum branch. As if the total sum of a leafs life is to escape its wooden prison by means of death alone. To accept with faith alone, not the faith stolen by churches but a faith inbred in every leaf, that before its decay one last and only flight would carry it to pastures of skipping currents or trickling streams or to lye as a warm blanket over knarled roots. Its leaving the stem providing room for another and its wholly decayed substance sucked down by endless spring rains to hungry roots that absorb its life giving nutrients. The leaf the spirit of the leaf to be taken back up the great tree to be given another budding another chance at flight. A poets dream in this sometimes loveless world. These travelling vagabonds.Do not succumb to the elements of despair."--Frank Josep Alphonse Christopher (The Offical Republic of Jarrod), Imagineer

"When I am in charge, we will all take a page from Whitman. We shall begin and end our days conscious of our power to contribute and achieve. We will rise in the quiet calm of confidence, sing what we know best through the course of the day, and lie down again at night with a sigh of satisfaction. We will rest soundly in the knowledge that we have sung our part well, and that the parts beyond our range have been sung also. Soft echoes of the chorus will reverberate harmoniously in the velvety blackness of the night. And we shall sleep." ~ Margy, imagining herself in charge.

"first bright"
Dusk stole the light. Moved in slowly settled down for its time. Stars were clouded by haze. Standing there cool breeze blowing like escaped mental dervish swirls and stones slapping against face skin feeling pain yet not moving . City lights casting reflections down to earth hiding the entire universe in some faded cloth used by scholars to hide the truth. Then it flashed like some horrific accident . Blasts of light crossed the sky Yellow mostly powerful beautiful. Thunder errupted and wind churned and the heat was hot and the dark was light. A roar from the freeway as cars flashed past everyone in a hurry everyone fast. Equipment set up out in the night. Don't drop water im not in the mood. Finished at last my work night done. Heat swelling up and so is the sun.

~My prolific friend, Jarrod (you should read him sometime)

I'd like to meet:

"A neuro-biologist at Duke University conducted an experiment where he gave a group of thirsty monkeys a choice of either having their favorite drink, which was some sort of cherry juice concoction, or of having the opportunity to look at pictures of the dominant, ‘celebrity’ monkey in their pack. Despite their thirst and the allure of the cherry juice, they chose to look at the pictures. Apparently monkeys have a part of their brain that specifically responds to the thrill of celebrity. As do we."
by David E. Kelley, Excerpted from Boston Legal, "Los Angeles" episode

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut, "Cold Turkey"

Anyway, I'd like to meet these famous/infamous homo sapiens:

If I were dead I'd like to meet my very favorite human beings who ever lived...



and then....

R.I.P. TAMMY FAYE

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”


"We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot--& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence." --- Mark Twain

Music:


Movies:

Little Big Man, The Jerk , My Cousin Vinny , The Princess Bride , As Good As It Gets, Lost in America,and for that matter, Defending Your Life, Raising Arizona , Office Space , When Harry Met Sally , Something About Mary, Best In Show, the originals Barefoot in the Park and Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory ,Slingblade, Love & Death, Monty Python & The Holy Grail , Fast Times at Ridgemont High , and then there'some really odd little ditties like Beetlejuice , Fargo , Ghost World

Because of this movie

my happy place is a beach in Greece....


I loved the portrayal of Don Salieri in the movie, Amadeus:

"All I wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing... and then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to praise him with music, why implant the desire? Like a lust in my body! And then deny me the talent?"

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Television:

Weeds, Huff, Big Love, Deadwood, Desperate House Whores, Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, of course NASCAR, Boston Legal, The Office, and The Daily Show. After all that I Tivo and watch in private The Biggest Loser and King of the Hill.

I can quit any time I want.

But I really miss this series... Dead Like Me ....
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Books:

Periennial favorites: Kurt Vonnegut , John Irving, Piers Anthony, Tom Robbins, Anne McCaffrey, Maurice Sendak ,& Shel Silverstein , and lately Haven Kimmel, Augusteen Burroughs and David Sedaris ... I like to laugh and they help...

Woman Reading
Pablo Picasso
1935, The Musee Picasso, Paris


When I feel like crap I read this crazy quitter's blog and always end up laughing my ass off: Say Nothing, Act Casual

Heroes:



"You don't have to deserve your mother's love.You have to deserve your father's. He is more particular...The father is always a Republican towards his son,and his mother's always a Democrat."
~Robert Frost

My Blog

California Dreamin

She almost made it to 100. My California grandmother peacefully gave up the ghost last Saturday at the age of 99. She was just a few months shy of breathing in and out for a whole centu...
Posted by Tammyme on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:54:00 PST

Im Out....

No I'm not declaring I'm gay, although I do appreciate the female form  I DO have one after all even though I don't LOVE it anymore. No, my intention is to let you know what I've been up to late...
Posted by Tammyme on Sun, 18 May 2008 03:42:00 PST

A Friend in Deed

Starbucks barista donates kidney to one of her regulars Annamarie Ausnes had been visiting her local Starbucks for coffee and small talk with the barista for three years. During their conversations, ...
Posted by Tammyme on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:18:00 PST

Life Is What Happens You Are Making Other Plans

My Myspace friend, Carolyn Bass Burns, a real live writer, recently posted a video in her blog announcing a new book called, Not Quite What I Was Planning. Subtitled Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous...
Posted by Tammyme on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

Zen and the Art of Doing the Do

I've recently moved. Let's just say it's less urban out here. It was an odd feeling those first few days to look out  of my front door and see a hardwood forest, or to look  out of my back d...
Posted by Tammyme on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

Victor means Victory

In Memoriam Victor Lafferty July 4, 1958 - February 6, 2002 "Victor means 'victory' in Spanish," my friend Victor once explained to me. "My mother named me Victor because I was born on the 4th of July...
Posted by Tammyme on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:19:00 PST

What I Did On My Vacation

Forrest Gump: "Mama? What's a vacation?   Mrs. Gump: "Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you don't ever come back."   Well first of all, I didn't get a real vacation, but if you call b...
Posted by Tammyme on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:38:00 PST

Walk This Way

Each year, as the seasons change (pie season to summer), I take up walking for my health. After having to concentrate the first two or three days on the sheer physical torture of  it all,&nb...
Posted by Tammyme on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

Tagged

I've been double-tagged to participate in this birthday blog-thing by my friends Linney and Carlita. Thanks, pals! So here's how it works:  1. Go to Wikipedia and put in your birthday, without th...
Posted by Tammyme on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

She's Gone...what went wrong?

Remember this behemoth? Well, she's gone. Vanished! Vamoose! She was being kept rather comfortably inside a fenced and password-secured storage facility until a couple of weeks ago when we...
Posted by Tammyme on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST