Sometimes The "F" Word Is The Only Word That Will Do |
There are just sometimes when it doesn't matter how religious or proper you are - ya just gotta say "FUCK!"...
Posted by Maude on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Gawd I Just Wanna Lick His Face! |
I love the opening dialog to this movie. I watched it over and over and over. He's so damned sexy! Admit it Alex! You want him too! He's hot!
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Posted by Maude on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST |
The Purina Diet |
I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?(DUH!)On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog...
Posted by Maude on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST |
Isn't That Just Ducky? |
My friend Larry is a romantic guy. We've known each other for a million years and he's always loved me. He's real warm and mushy and I am not at all. I just don't do romance but I lo...
Posted by Maude on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST |
Gawd That's Annoying! |
So today I'm at work. I have 3 phone calls to make before I can leave the office to go see a client so I'm kind of in a hurry. I don't like to be late. I dial the number and get ...
Posted by Maude on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Bless His Little Fat Heart |
..Last night I..watched "New Year's Rockin Eve" with Dick Clark... Like many of you, I grew up watching American Bandstand and wondering how come Dick Clark never gets any older...I've always loved Di...
Posted by Maude on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST |
A Little Laughter Is Good For The Soul |
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Posted by Maude on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST |
Why Are There Age Limits on Contraceptive Sterilization? |
Over the holidays my daughter was babysitting a 2 month-old infant who was obviously the victim of neglect. His little butt was raw and bleeding from sitting in wet diapers for hours on end...
Posted by Maude on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST |
How Much Do Looks Really Matter? |
I'm curious about and would like your opinions about this. A friend of mine, who is Mormon, met a guy online and has been seeing him for a few months. They talked on the phone for hours an...
Posted by Maude on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST |
Why Hasn't Someone Invented It? |
I've been thinking lately about different things that sure would come in handy and I don't know why someone hasn't invented it yet. For instance:
1. Winter weather dries my skin out soo&nbs...
Posted by Maude on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST |
