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Eudora

About Me

"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between - you know you wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees. When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover. I've been numb, I'm revived, can't say I'm not alive - you know I wouldn't want it any other way."

My Blog

Always

Dear Mr. Thatcher,   I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:34:00 GMT

On growing older

Not written by me but it speaks eloquently about how I feel:   The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I wastaken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:21:00 GMT

Rednecks - the Musical

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Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:44:00 GMT

Cows

DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows.  Your neighbor has none.  You feel guilty for being successful.  Barbara Streisand sings for you.      REPUBLICAN: You have two c...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:19:00 GMT

For all mothers of sons

For those of you who have sons and for those of you who are relieved that you don't:    1)  A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sqare foot house 4 inch...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:44:00 GMT

Hysterical radio contest

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:34:00 GMT

Limited Edition Vermont Barbies

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Vermont market: Williston BarbieThis princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Williston stores. She comes with an assortm...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 17:47:00 GMT

Maritime Funnies

A number of primary schools were doing a project on the ocean.  Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.  Teachers got together to compare the results and put ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:07:00 GMT

Paden

Paden died peacefully in his sleep August 19, 2006.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:10:00 GMT

This little tiggie...

In a California zoo, a tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet cubs.  Unfortunately, the cubs were born prematurely and died shortly after birth.  After recovering from...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:33:00 GMT