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Some Call Me "Tim"

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About Me

I am 50 billion year-old carbon with more questions than satisfactory answers. I am the disgruntled product of the American school system. I am sick of fascists that consider themselves conservatives,cowards that consider themselves liberals and gullible morons that consider themselves moderates. I am the son and grandson and greatgrandson of working class and inherited many of their blue collar attitudes.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
A guy Who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin' He's just hopin'... Burma-Shave

My Interests

Just about everything. From comic books to quantum physics, from great literature to bad monster movies, from classic art to animated cartoons. I like any part of American popular culture from the 1920's to the 1980's. ..
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I'd like to meet:

Alfred Hitchcock, Charles Bukowski, Will Eisner, Harpo Marx (or any of his brothers), Hunter S. Thompson, Lionel Hampton, Dorothy Parker, William Powell, Phillip K. Dick, John Cleese (or any of the "Pythons"), Charles Fort, Aaron McGruder, e.e. cummings, Boris Karloff, Mark Twain, Salvador Dali, George Harrison, Neil Gaiman, Anne Frank, Kevin Smith, Woody Guthrie, St. Francis Of Assisi, Raymond Chandler, Billie Holiday, Lee Falk, George Bernard Shaw, Ralph Steadman, Jimi Hendrix, and many, many more. height="381px" width="533px"
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Music:

In no particular order...Led Zeppelin, B.B. King, Red Elvises, Tom Waits, The Donnas, AC/DC, Billie Holiday, Green Day, Muddy Waters, The Clash, Warren Zevon, Lou Reed, Dropkick Murphys, Tits Of Death, Joe Walsh, Iggy Pop, The Ramones, The Doors, Lionel Hampton, Rush, Roger McGuinn, Fragmented Minds, Bessie Smith, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Howlin' Wolf (Chester Burnett), Nine Inch Nails, Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix, The Violent Femmes, Woody Guthrie, Tenacious D, The Runaways, Ozzy Osbourne, Magic Christian, Jello Biafra, Neil Young, Motorhead, Dora Dank, Bob Marley, Nine Inch Nails, Mississippi Witch, System Of A Down, John Lee Hooker, Patti Smith, Black Flag, Blue Oyster Cult, Et Tu Brute, Jerry Garcia, White Stripes, Sly And The Family Stone, Yes, Skeleton Gun, Janes Addiction, Mott The Hoople, Stevie Ray Vaughan Alice In Chains and The Beatles.

Movies:

I have far too many favorites to list here, but some of my favorites include: "Monty Python And The Holy Grail", just about anything by Joel And Ethan Cohen; "Duck Soup" (and most other Marx Brothers movies); just about anything with Jackie Chan, Buster Keaton or Vincent Price; Sergio Leone westerns, Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Bronson's "James Bond" movies; Kevin Smith's "Clerks," Chasing Amy" and "Dogma"; The "Thin Man" movies with William Powell and Myrna Loy; Most of the "Godzilla" movies; Lori Petty in "Tank Girl";"The Mask Of Zorro;" "Taxi Driver;" "The Day The Earth Stood Still;" Any movie with Humphrey Bogart as a "hardboiled Private Detective, working the mean steets of a town without pity." (including "The Maltese Falcon" and "The Big Sleep"); M. Night Shyamalan's "Unbreakable" and "The Sixth Sense;" incredibly bad and cheesy 50's science fiction movies (like "The Begining Of The End", "Earth vs. The Flying Saucers" and "Them") Bill Murray in "Stripes", "Where The Buffalo Roam," "Scrooged" and "Rushmore;" and, of course, the classics: "A Touch Of Evil," "Modern Times" and "Donnie Darko."er6jk.jpg"border="0"width="601 alt="tim"/
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Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Rockford Files, The Tick (both animated and Live Action), The Prisoner, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Buffy The Vampire Slayer; all four "Blackadder" series; The Night Stalker (the one with Darrin McGavin)The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; The Avengers (with John Steed and Mrs. Peel); The Venture Brothers; The Twilight Zone; The Boondocks; Twin Peaks and Max Headroom.
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Heroes:

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My Blog

A government approved message from Tim

Dear Friends, This is a completely voluntary message to let you know that I'm fine and you don't need to worry about me. The Correctional Counselors here at what is DEFINITELY NOT a secret CIA prison ...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Things I Learned In The Summer Of '06

A wise man once said: "The unexamined life isn't worth living." He didn't have my life. Most of the time I don't examine my life, so much as I do the occasional autopsy. But I'm feeling a li...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST

A classic political poem

When I was going through some of my old books recently, I came across a copy of the following poem.  It was included in (oddly enough) "Critical Path" by R. Buckminster Fuller (St. Martin's Press...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

Grandfather killed Robert Frost

I was reading my grandfather's old diary the other day and was shocked to discover he confessed to killing Robert Frost. Apparently, Grandpa was speeding down "the road less traveled" at 80 miles-an-h...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:50:00 PST

Why Art Is So Important

Everyday I'm assaulted by Bad art. The slick and soulless corporate logo wrapped around my cheeseburger; The imbeclic bumpersticker or decal on the car ahead of me at a red light; The flyer advertisin...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:50:00 PST

Vacation Time!

According to reliable sources I have fabricated, Kansas has been plauged by severe weather about every 12.3 minutes for the last three months. This makes me realize it's time to start making vacation ...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

Hitler Goes "Hollywood"

Hitler Goes Hollywood If you thought Hitler was funny on the TV situation-comedy, Hogan's Heroes, you should see his movies. Believe it or don't --- Hitler was played for laughs in several American m...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Treating Your Wounds

It's summertime in Kansas, which means many people will be involved in outdoor activities. Unfortunately, accidents happen a lot when you're outdoors. Sure, I know we're always told the indoors are s...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:46:00 PST

Random Thoughts

    Random thoughts I didn't get an Easter card from the Pope this year. Maybe he was so busy he forgot about Easter this year. I'm glad Angelina Jolie decided to have her baby in Africa, ...
Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:57:00 PST

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Posted by Some Call Me "Tim" on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:54:00 PST