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FERG

EAT DIRT

About Me

Draw shit. write shit. make black films. Survive by sucking the corporate cock now and then - directing/producing ads, stingers, corporates, etc. Have a production company NUFF NUFF. We have the best edit suites around. The corporate stuff pays for the potent stuff. Like films, docos and anything that is emmotive. Try and help people out there with no moola but great passion to do something different in film. Trying to finish a few scripts. That can be a major mind fuck. But I'm getting there. It will be great. When the script is sizzling the rest will follow. Building a self sufficient home in Mount Egerton on 15 acres. Again a long term process. Up to purchasing solar panel and a wind turbine. Bit by Bit. Love dirt. Roll in it as much as possible. It makes everything so much better. The greatest art is the art of living.

My Interests

Surviving. Making faces that make my kids laugh. Trying not to be a grumpy old cunt. Film of course. Drawing. Politics. Good food and good conversations.

I'd like to meet:

people with a passion to fuck off the systems in place... or Gerry Gee.

Music:

Cant be fucked listing ALL likes. Way Too many. From Frank Zappa to Jesu to The Cramps to Sepultura to Dylan to Joy Division to Cunt to Mingus to Damaged to Magazine to some guy bangin a tune with bins and sticks...I like anything that isnt lame over produced fluff gagged crap...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Movies:

My films: Bumps, Loser, Eunice's birthday, Jo Jo the skin boy, Bouncer at my Door, Rama Rama, Coughing up God..... Not Mine: Old Boy, L'Age d'Or, Bullit, Clockwork Orange, The Exterminating Angel, Repulsion, The King Of Comedy, The Day of the Locusts, Eraser Head, 81/2, Dead of night, The Deer Hunter, Wake in fright, Blue Velvet, 400 blows, The Searchers, Knife in the water, Cul de sac, Rosemary's baby, The Virgin Forest, Cool hand Luke, The Verdict, The Servant, Some like it hot, Videodrome, Trash, Shortcuts, Henry - Portrait of a serial killer, Taxi driver, Misfits, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Last Tango in Paris, Seven Beauties, Heavens Gate, All that Jazz, Mean Streets, The Conformist, The French Connection, Un Chien Andalou, Annie Hall, Lolita, Walkabout, Scareface (both), Bladerunner, The Leopard, On the waterfront, Raging Bull, Badlands, Sunset Boulevard, Accident, The pawnbroker, The deer Hunter, Appocolypse Now, Deliverance, Dons Party, Thin Red Line, Breathless, The lady from Shaghai, Bonnie and Clyde, If,O Lucky man.... anything that isnt lame predictable over produced crap!

Television:

Chill out pleasures: Cracker (the best UK cop show of all time), Deadwood, The Daily Show, Curb your enthusiasm, old B/W cowboy films on ch 31.

Books:

BELOW examples of a comic I did for the hell of it. BADSKIN is a 54 page comic created much like knitting a giant scarf. The journey is woven with whatever springs to mind at each session. Some sessions were 6 months apart so a totally different mindset was in place. There was not much thinking just doing. A method I wish I could apply to all my endevours - especially film. Cheers.

Heroes:

A big pile of DIRT. Harold Pinter. William Boroughs, Allen Ginsberg. Charles Bukowski. Frank Zappa. Samuel Becket, Roman Polanski, Tex Avery, Felini, David Lynch, Luis Bunuel, Henry Miller, .....anyone who has a personal vision..................and of course SEX. ...the whole sex thing - fuck I love fleshy, yummy, heartfelt, lose yourself, block unbuster, drenched, coyote, blissful sex with my beautiful, gorgeous, smart, savy, as deep as a bottomless well, mysterious, loving woman.

My Blog

No, Prime minister

here is a portrait of Australia's beloved Prime Minister. The man who lies about every incident that ever happens anywhere in Australia....
Posted by FERG on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

How to turn off

I have a problem. I loathe the mainstream media but I cant help but devour certain newspapers, latenight news shows and political debates. Help me I am so fucking over it. How do I not give a shit?Fer...
Posted by FERG on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

The p word

Here is Australia we have been suffering a long and pointless election campaign that started 18 months ago (gasp), with three more weeks before the votes are counted. Pointless, yes, because both part...
Posted by FERG on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:30:00 PST

coughing up

Life is a foriegn testicle lodged in the back of your throat that you cannot cough up. Yes, it can get you into swanky clubs with the toffs and the dribblers but on the whole its just a lump blocking ...
Posted by FERG on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

being a dad

being a father for the first time was a total blind smashem up derby race into the dark unknown. I was passenger trying to help navigate a borrowed car that wasnt built to the normal specifications. ...
Posted by FERG on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST

A little fluffy squirrel.

maybe I'll meet a fluffy squirrel, yea!and I'll make him a little houseand even a little tiny nut crackerand then I'll jam the littlesquirrels balls into the nut crackerand squeeze the fucker so hardt...
Posted by FERG on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST

EARTH

Noticable sick with sucken eyesand dints around the facial bones.The hairline was undefinablesome balding signs.The light reflection from blochy skinshowed grey transparent sickly tones.Dry skin surro...
Posted by FERG on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:51:00 PST

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Posted by FERG on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST

arrogant toe jam!

This is a photo I found dated 1983. I'm on a train to Ricmomd, Melbourne. I was doing first year of a graphic design course.I think I needed a good feed of red meat. I am actually wearing pajamas, but...
Posted by FERG on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST

How to make friends

here is a cheap and easy way to make friends! Make em! step one step two step three step four KISS AWAY!!!! ...
Posted by FERG on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST