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Mistress

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My Interests


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Bettie Page, Witchcraft, Magick, Divination, Occult, Voodoo, Mysticism, Reincarnation, Bisexual, Pro-Choice, Recycling, Wine, Goth Lifestyle, Intellectual Conversation, Museums and Galleries, Science Fiction and Fantasy, Painting, Sculpture, Horror, Poetry, Writing, Philosophy, Reiki, Beaches, Latex, Rubber, Vinyl, FemDom, Bondage, Global Warming, Environment, Gardening, Marquis de Sade, Burning Man Project, Evil Dead Trilogy, Rocks, Gems, and Minerals, Astral Projection, Erotic Stories, Poetry and Fantasies

I'd like to meet:

In my reality? People with OPEN minds and OPEN hearts. I am of the opinion that a person can never have too many friends - real life friends of course. I take friendships very seriously and give of my heart and soul to each and everyone. The people I enjoy meeting most are those that love to experience life and all it has to offer. If you're too wrapped up in your own bullshit to notice that people need you - don't bother being my friend. ***********************************************If you are married and looking for something on the side - shame on you - you make me want to puke - keep looking. If you're an alcoholic - no thanks - keep looking. If you're into drugs and/or don't have a job - I don't need the headaches of babysitting your ass - keep looking.***********************************************I am NOT looking for another boyfriend, husband or fuck buddy. I have everything I need already - so please don't write and ask for my number cuz you can't have it!***********************************************If you are contemplating sending me a friend's request - please know this - I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND'S REQUESTS FROM PEOPLE WITH BLANK PROFILES, PRIVATE PROFILES OR OTHERWISE WITHOUT FIRST RECEIVING SOME SORT OF COMMUNCATION. In other words - don't invite me if you're not prepared to write me first and tell me who the hell you are...capiche?********************************************** *NO DRAMA ALLOWED.*********************************************** **********************************************In my fantasy thoughts? Johnny Depp, Vin Diesel, Brad Pit, Christian Slater, Antonio Banderas, Josh Lucas, Keanu Reeves, Matthew McConaughey, Bruce Willis, Orlando Bloom, Brendan Fraser, Jack Black, Mike Meyers, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, Lucy Liu, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta Jones, Jim Carey, Dan Ackroyd, Lewis Black, Danny Elfman, Natalie Portman, Jim Morrison, Bryan Erickson, Marilyn Manson, Ian Astbury, Maynard James Keenan, and if I keep going here, we'll be up all night... ************************************************

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Television:


I really don't watch that much TV but when I do it's bound to be one of these: Saturday Night Live, Futurama, Acme Hour, Tom & Jerry, Family Guy, South Park, CSI, Fox News, Queer Eye, Barefoot Contessa, Good Eats, 60 Minutes, Dateline, The Sopranos, Pink Panther, Dave Chapelle Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

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Heroes:

My Mom for putting up with my Dad for all those years and my crap for 39 years with such grace and style that Jackie "O" would be jealous, my Dad for teaching me an amazing killer survival instinct, keen business sense and not to take "shit" from anyone - no matter their size...my Mommom for always loving me no matter how much trouble I found myself in, my Son for being the courageous, curious, thoughtful, "little mighty one" that he has become and my Brother for being strong, honorable, determined and turning his life completely around when the odds were against him.

My Blog

Prayers & Healing Energy Please >>>

Greetings All - please take a moment when you have one to send a bit of healing energy our way. My little one is saw his new "ENT" Doctor today and it's worse than we suspected. He's scheduled to have...
Posted by Mistress on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

GEAUX SAINTS !!!!

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Posted by Mistress on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

Sexual Business Card >>>

Mistress MichellePorn aficionado'What">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=64">'What will your sex business card say?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" style="color: #FFFFFF;">QuizUniverse.com...
Posted by Mistress on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

Friendship >>>

Friendship.The dictionary says:Friend (frend) noun.1. A person whom one knows, likes and trusts.2. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; comrade.3. One who supports, sympathizes wit...
Posted by Mistress on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Anne Rice's Address to The Vampire Lestat 2006 Attendees >>>

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Posted by Mistress on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:38:00 PST

To My Friends >>>

I just want to tell you all how much I appreciate and love you. My life would not be complete without you all in it. From the phone conversations to the gatherings we have out here to the trips to the...
Posted by Mistress on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST

The Little Mighty One >>>

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Posted by Mistress on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

The Baron's 2007 Horoscopes >>>

2007 HOROSCOPES!    Aries:  Destiny Of An Emperor       Your ability to press on is dependent upon how well you utilize your developing messiah complex.  W...
Posted by Mistress on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

My 2006 Awards >>>

My 2006 Awards 1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR?Andy 2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD - LONGEST FRIEND(s)?Ginger 3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST FRIEND?John 4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?Ground HOG - need I say more? &nb...
Posted by Mistress on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

The Return of the Sun >>>

The return of the Sun.....During the winter solstice, before the coming of the european, the Mexica celebrated the return of Huitzilopochtli or the rebirth of the sun. These were marked by festivities...
Posted by Mistress on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST