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1995-2007
12 Years of Mayhem!
Dan, Aria, Heather and Briana
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June 2007
Get ready for the most emotionally charged Christian novel ever... Three security officers have been quiet since their presence in Japan was felt. The first to notice is the founder of Heaven. Tonight His sword will be drawn...
Mistress Anya, Aaron Deschanel, Mistress Aria, and Window Cane
Featuring Ursula and Viper Shibari
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Alia and the Boy: Replay the Lifeguard Scene
Written and Directed by Dan Sherrill and Wooden Box Theater
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April 12th!
The 'Must Read' Christian novel of 2007!
Alia and the Boy:'Choice Between Imported Brides'
Written and Directed by Dan Sherrill and Wooden Box Theater
Four months in the making and it's finally done, edited and ready to be read. This novel is incredibly emotional, powerful and I love it. Doing the final edit a few minutes ago made me cry. There's some real moving scenes in it. Certain topics just hit way too close to home, still. That's the good thing about writing. You can use it as therapy to deal with current events in life.....
Wooden Box Theater is proud to release our 20th Gothic Christian Mystery Enovel....
'In a search for clues to uncover the cause of a fire, the investigating team uncovers an unlikely villain and a direct link to a jewel heist...'
Tempest Star, Lady EyeRifle, and Aaron Deschanel
in
Alia and the Boy:
A Choice Between Imported Brides
With special appearences by Window Cane and Stephen Scott
Written and Directed byDan Sherrill and Wooden Box Theater
With valuable assistance from Mistress Xena, Kari Garza and Miss Ammunition
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I am proud of this novel and the people who helped make it. Dear friends Dvnt, Miss Jaded, Miss Ammunition, Kari Garza and Miss Xena, as well as countless people who inspired the characters and scenes. Everyone at Spot 6 and Exit and The Kinetic Playground. No better places to set a novel at.
It is with great pride that I unleash this new Christian novel of mine on anyone who will read it. Four months of crying, staying up all night, driving to and from Chicago, going through a divorce, pleading with God and meeting a slew of new friends went into this one, and I am very pleased with how it turned out.
As far as influences there's a little of 'Star Trek 6' here and there as well as 'Return to Me,' 'Crazy/Beautiful,' and probably everyone will see a little bit of 'Notting Hill' in this one.
There are so very many people who helped with this novel I am going to have to try to include everyone. First thank you so much to Miss Ammunition and Mistress Xena. Dvnt and Miss Jaded for inspiring the end of the novel. Angel Haven, Miss Bee and Mistress Cleo, Steve and the 313 Suspension Team, Candyxxx, Miss Maya Sinstress, Keith Vallow and Kelle, Peter Propaganda, My sister Jennifer, Trudy Marin, Ericia Adams, Stephanie Phelan and Kim, Ryan Read, Heather and Dan Weidrich, Hardcore Connie, Steve and Cathy, Bill and Cathy, Mick and Dawayne from the Riverside Pub, Sam, Chris, Linda and Marina from the Cadillac Ranch, DJ Mike, Mike 'Crack Baby,' Daniel Deuce, Vito, Susan, DJ Brieanne, DJ Kevin Massacre and the best bartender in the world, Kelly from Exit. Trixie from Exit. Jax from Exit, and her two awesome friends. Pig Mask Guy, Richard, and the rest of the regulars at Exit on Thursdays, the entire group at Spot 6. Feral, Courtney, Colleena Corrigan, Nicodemus, Shannon Baker, EJ Holmes, D'lyla K. Ravyn, Micah and Nu Ethix Suspensions, Angela Eve, Teresa and Momspace, Brendalyn, Whitton, Laura Hogg, Savannah Zyer, Sonia Romero, Pam Piel, Kristen Piel, Rachel Brunson, Tammy Navis, Lori Herbig, Mistress Anya, Natalya Saducci and Dep01, Evan Thorne, Jon Bockman, Chris Petit, Jim Lohmiller and Whitney Gould. Very special thanks to Liz, Monica and Dora.
Special thanks to the bands who inspired the novel-Making April, Sigur Ros, Underoath, Jamestown Story, Glory Nights, The Real You, Martina McBride, Little Big Town, Carrie Underwood, Bayside, Jilt, Martina McBride, Big and Rich, Brooks and Dunn, Whitton, Nina Pak, Daughtry, Glory Nights, James Blunt, Dierks Bentley, On The Last Day, Barlow Girl and Lonestar.
I couldn't have made this novel without the help of Mistress Xena, Miss Ammunition, Briana Bigelow and Heather Weidrich.
Thank you so much!
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Update January 17th-'In a search for clues to uncover the cause of a fire, the investigating team uncovers an unlikely villain and a direct link to a jewel heist...' This is the brand new tagline to 'Alia and the Boy - A Choice Between Imported Brides.' The 20th 'Alia and the Boy' novel. To be released February 9th, exclusively on our website and in print. It will star many of the characters from the previous novel, and a host of new ones. It will feature a brutally honest life and death rescue, and a shocking ending that will have to be read to be belived. Window Cane, Admiral Osterly and Stephen Scott will star in it. As well as Lady EyeRifle, and Tyrone Fluid. Get Ready!
Update January 17th-I am pleased to announce that writing of the novel 'Leftover Falling Sparks' has completed and is ready to be read and experienced.
I am so excited to release this novel. It's going to blow the roof off of any other Christian novel released this year. I've never been so happy with a storyline and set of characters as I have with this one.
Click here to read the new novel by Dan Sherrill and Wooden Box Theater:
'Walking down an empty street can bring out the ghosts hiding in the shadows of freshly cried tears'
Krystal Jordan, Tyrone Fluid, and SandFog Corridor
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'Alia and the Boy' Leftover Falling Sparks
Written and directed byDan Sherrill and Wooden Box Theater
There's a lot of different writing influences in this first novel of the trilogy. Think 'Memoirs of a Geisha'. The characters and settings in these next three will be unlike anything ever in the series before. You'll see parts of planets previously uncharted and a slew of new exciting characters.
Favorite Pro Wrestlers-Tommy Dreamer, Jeff Hardy, Taz, Sabu, Dean Malenko, Zack Gowan, Shane McMahon, Christian Cage, Samoa Joe, Tajiri, Chris Sabin, Raven, The Sandman, The Rock, and Nick Mondo.
Favorite Matches..Ever!
Kurt Angle Vs. Shane McMahon-King of the Ring 2001, Vince McMahon Vs. Triple H-Armageddon 1999, The Rock Vs. Steve Austin-WrestleMania 17, HBK Vs. Triple H-SummerSlam 2002, Brock Lesner Vs. Undertaker Hell in the Cell No Mercy 2002, Wifebeater Vs. Zandig-Wifebeater Retirement Match, Terry Funk/Tommy Dreamer Vs. Mick Foley/Edge-One Night Stand 2006, Sabu Vs. Terry Funk-ECW Born to be Wired, Taz Vs. Mike Awesome Vs. Tanaka-ECW Anarcky Rulz, TLC 2-SummerSlam 2000 amd Randy Savage Vs. Tito Santana-IC Title Change 1984.
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