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The Fighting Scientists

Interdimensional Illuminati Jizz-Moppers Inc.

About Me

"The cutting edge is where The Fighting Scientists begin" -(Flabby Hoffman, musician, promoter/booker, tv host)

Hello, we're The Fighting Scientists. When I (John) was 3 years old, me and this kid David Rondell in my nursery school founded a group we called The Fighting Scientists. Basically we'd look at weird grown-up stuff or things in nature we didn't understand and imagine up theories. These theories always ended with us having to fight invisible monsters with toy swords, hence the name. Now-a-days, I still try and fight invisible monsters, but with a guitar. I'm still a very goofy kid after all.

As a band, we all enjoy playing the strangest of tunes, in which space is routinely left open in order to facilitate chaos/natural energy flow within the music. We believe that things must constantly evolve to stay true to the only apparent universal purpose of life: to resist entropy. No, we're not some butt-barnacled cult...we're just a band of weirdos trying hard to bring as much unusual beauty and energy into music as we possibly can.

Rock is dying...there I said it. It seems like its only chance is in the pursuit of innovation and this is where we're aiming. It's up to you if we succeed. We promise to try our hardest, as music is all of our chief pursuits. Our lyrics are pretty nifty and unusual as well, if I do say so me-self.

Perhaps some of you are interested in our histories: We've been playing together since June of the old '07, though we've all played music for much longer. We've played around Chicago a bit and the people who've seen us seem to really love us...the only problem is that not very many folk know who we are yet. These creaky old myspace recordings from an earlier version of the band aren't very representative anymore either, but don't worry, we still play the songs; they just sound better now is all. We just bought all the equipment we need to make new quality recordings on our own though, and as soon as we do, we'll promote the hell out of them! Anyways, here's some personal stuff 'bout us:

John's been writing songs since he could grow pubes and writing lyrics since he learned to read. He likes to wear hotdog suits and pass out weird fliers, act goofy, spread weird ideas and talk about shamanism when he's not singing or playing guitar. He also likes to draw a bit too...that's where all these weird pictures came from.

Ah, who am I kidding, we're all a bunch of lecherous and depraved drug fiends! However, we think this helps rather than hinders the music...

One last thing: WE'RE BEST WHEN WE'RE LIVE, we really let loose and bizarre synchronicities occur. We have plenty of ideas to give the audience surprises with each show and now that we're all warmed up, you can expect high-weirdness and extreme passion with each set. So come check us out and we'll give you coupons for radioactive-platypus-grease and a bag of chitlins.

If you would like to get on THE FIGHTING SCIENTIST MAILING LIST send an email to: [email protected]


My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/8/2006
Band Members:

--- John: Guitar/Vocals/Bass ---


Influences:

Telepathic Pancake Mix


Sounds Like:

Infinite Spiraling Eagle Cheese


Type of Label: None

My Blog

GOD PORN

from Me and a set of writers and close friends whom I'd trust with my soul are putting out a zine which I guess could classify as a "literary" zine, though we all feel the literary world has had its h...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:31:00 PST

Raisin Bread

I was in the midst of writing this hideous song called 'bum-fodder' and realized it was too disgusting to exist (some of you who know my goof-around songs can attest to the horror)...I'd also noticed ...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST

more comix

for some reason, two comics didn't post...here they are (they are the 1st and 4th ones respectively), after those I will just post new ones here:.. > ...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Me Write Comics!!

One of my oldest friends who knew me since I was born is a great cartoonist who is starting a myspace-esque site based around cartoon creation...I am one of the beta testers for the site and these are...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:33:00 PST

A review of us from fearless radio

"Next to take the stage was a band that promised to pull out all the stops for their first Fearless review. This Thursday night The Fighting Scientists were going to try something new for the crowd at...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:36:00 PST

I'll e-mail you some corned beef if you fix these veins of thought snaking through my vision:

Is it natural to see the old expressions of your ideas as curdled, or does this imply some kind of self-imbalance? The answers go both ways in all kinds of moods exploding in different directions and ...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

Excerpts from �The Exegesis of St. Skeedlebert� Part 2: Hangin Out With Weirdos

That freakish bastard known as Weestleheimer came over to the apartment yesterday. He burst in the door in a shower of inhuman screeches and began attacking me with a pair of moldy slippers he must h...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:53:00 PST

Excerpts from The Exegesis of St. Skeedlebert Part 1: Head-Up-Your-Ass Blues

The universe is made from the interaction of Inertia (which is raw Awareness) and Motion (which is pure Idea). Idea (Motion) has a mass of negative infinity and is omnipresent due to its faster-than-...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:45:00 PST

Petrified Pubic Earmuffs

S . Splatter the name of God against a wall and listen to how it sounds. . .Nothing might ever know your knowings and no wings tangled like a car crash against it.But the smashed glass and st...
Posted by The Fighting Scientists on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:32:00 PST