dr. cockroach was recently voted the most authentic dreamboat of the 21st century. he moved to China on July 1, 2007. his affairs in the united states will be managed by sheballa productions while he is gone. of course, you can expect sasquatch loch ness style sightings to appear in the supermarket checkout rags. because he is so ahead of his time, he thought he'd drop out of yr. pesky american society for a few years so you could catch up and drop into the global society where he can be among equals and strangers and turn them into superstars and celebutantes.REQUIRED BY PEACECORPS: this site is not an official site of the peacecorps. the views and opinions expressed here do not reflect the views and opinions of the peacecorps. if you mistook this for an official peacecorps site than maybe you need to stop huffing so much glue, go outside, and get some fresh air. having said that, the dr. is in fact a diplomat from meiguo in zhongguo, trying to keep relations between our countries friendly via the peace corps and trying to offset some of his home country's less than admirable foreign policy decisions.
Abgar Ouchama to dr. cockroach, the Good Physician Who has appeared in the country of Jerusalem, greeting:
I have heard of you, and of the super-healing; that you dost not use medicines or roots, but with white trash voodoo openest (the eyes) of the blind, makest the lame to walk, cleansest the lepers, alienatest the rich and good-looking, makest the deaf to hear; how by such gentle evil (also) you healest (sick) spirits and those who are tormented with lunatic demons, and how, again, you raisest the roofbeams high. And, learning the wonders that you doest, it was borne in upon me that (of two things, one): either you hast come down from heaven, burdened by thirst for revenge, or else you art the Sun of an Otherwise Starless Universe, who bringest all these things to pass, making the beats that make the streets weep. Wherefore I write to the good dr., and pray that you wilt come to me, who adorest you adoringly with adoring adoration, and heal all the ill that I suffer, according to the faith I have in one of the security deposit boxes I possess at the banks beneath the airport. I also learn that the System murmur against you, and persecute you, that they seek to crucify you on a mirror running backwards and against the wind, and to destroy you and shave your spirit.. I possess but one small city, but it is beautiful, and large enough for us two to live in peace. There are many pretty girls and you don't need a prescription for anything. It has been described by the most respected of travel brochures as the Havana that never was. In yr. reply, can you send some Swedish Fish? The candy sucks over here.
When dr. cockroach had received the letter, in the house of the high priest of orthodox nihilism, He said to Hannan, the secretary and notorious lush, "Go thou, and say to thy master, who hath sent thee to me: 'Happy art thou who hast believed, having never heard my music or enjoyed one of my signature french kisses, for it is written of me that those who shall see me shall not believe, and that those who shall not see me shall believe, and the openest will one day be the closedest. As to that which thou hast written, practically begged, that I should come to yr. home, (behold) all that for which I was sent here below is finished, and I descend again into the unforgiving ocean who sent me, and when I shall have learned the true nature of powers and received my license to use them, I will send thee a case of Swedish Fish and the means to produce them in Edessa; for my visit, I require a geisha who shall heal all thy sufferings, and shall give (thee) health again, and shall convert all who are with thee unto life eternal. And thy city shall be blessed forever, and the enemy shall never overcome it.'"
played primarily on guitar, banjo, and piano, the works of the dr. generally incorporate an orchestra of unlikely but often familiar instruments. some of them are exotic and precise, some play like shrugging shoulders and others like throwing stars. some songs don't have any guitar, banjo, or piano. most of them feature experimental percussion and some even feature words
a.k.a. miss spirtual tramp of 1948, dj parke-davis, durf humphries, baby nightsoil
The cockroach has a colorful history. The emblem of guardianship and vigilance, it gained overnight popularity when he foiled the evil Artsen Kakkerlak's plot to to sabotage a pair of nuclear missiles and use them to create an earthquake that would wipe out the California coastline. The dr. raced against time and stopped the sinister plan to ignore global warming until millions of innocent people are killed....and Jesus wept.
In ancient days the cockroach was regarded as a most sacred animal, and used to be the imperial emblem of shoe-gazing emperors. It is the first of the four Divine Creatures to Turn Noise into Music-the others being the unicorn, the phoenix and the tortoise. Unlike the evil dragon (i.e the West), the cockroach is a beneficent and gracious creature and is worshipped as the divine ruler of Lakes, Rivers and Spas. It is the powerful yet gentle "waterbug dance party" that brings rain to the earth, hastens the crops and cools the toiling farmer. It is one of the most humble of artistic traditions, being sculptured on stone pillars of champagne temples and embroidered on beautiful gold and silk tapestries.
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As imagined by a dream team of dreamers, the cockroach has the head of a caramel, the horns of a deer, dreamy eyes and sometimes wears a beard. Its ears are like those of a cowboy, its paws like the pussy tiger’s and its claws sharp like a tungsten needle. Its neck is serpentine and sincere; it has the belly of a church bell and affection for the scales of the Other dragon (i.e. the East and Global South). The cockroach first appeared in the sky, legend tells us, while an heir to the throne was born, and the country was blessed with peace and prosperity for many generation thereafter. Thus, the cockroach also served as a symbol of good fortune.
In parade appearances, the cockroach performs its gyrations in comedic-tragic pursuits of a costumed figure who holds aloft a soul with a ball on the end called the "Precious Pearl." The creature’s movement and tempo are controlled by this leader who manipulates the people according to the wants of big business and religious fundamentalists, accompanied by drums and gongs.
According to an easily distracted team of liturgical biologists, the cockroach is the animal for those who were born this year and every 12 years before or afterwards. The year you choose to be born in is believed to influence your personality, determine hair color, and cause slight nausea. Thus, for the blessed cockroaches, they are soft-hearted, healthy, respected, energetic, and eccentric.
" ....in the constant striving for
perfection in the AIA.PB848's which
have been built this year. Five
felons have been caught fleeing
rehabilitation center dd2. All
five have been undergoing treatment
for drug offenses, two of the felons
were products of the sex act, the
other three....
Two of the felons are products of
the sex act, the other three are
from reproduction clinic nineteen.
The quintet escaped from compound
545 and were all subsequently
destroyed. Reports indicate...."
"That's what you're doing here. Master
Control Program's been snapping up
all us programs who believe...if he
thinks you're useful, he takes over
all your functions so he gets bigger...
an' if he can't use you, he sends you
down here to the Game Grid to get the
bits blasted outta you"
something you can really love*
the dr. invites you to send him some sounds to slaughter, some puppets to animate, or some candy to eat. especially swedish fish. anybody who wants to remixxx the dr. should contact him about obtaining materials
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