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Live and Direct from the Honky Tonk of Electro. Behold the all time greatest 50's Doo-Hop, Electro, Hip Hop Group from the 80's. Three shit-faced extra terrestrials known amongst the elite simply as Donny, Preston and Holly. A couple of real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves. Donny "Ponyboy" Fontaine is a straight shooter, who once won a trip to Reno, Nevada in a James Dean look-a-like contest. Despite his uncanny looks, he still has trouble with low self-esteem at times. Donny began rapping in the summer of '56 and has not stopped since. One of Donny's greatest achievements was a freestyle battle he won at the Country Manor Home for the Mentally Disabled. "As far as I'm concerned none of these retards stand a chance", said Donny, prior to his landslide victory. With the wits of a pigeon and an ego big enough for five men, Donny is destined to be a pretentious rock star of epic proportions. What would the greatest Electro/Doo-Hop group of all time be without a super producer/dj extraordinaire? His name is Preston Moronie, a cool customer on the computer buttons with a pension for domestic violence. In an interview Preston once asked a reporter "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "What" the reporter replied. "Nothin' you already told her twice", he yelled, as he strangled the broad next to him. Despite being a convicted felon and full time alcoholic, Preston sticks to his passion of creating timeless works of art. Donny and Preston first met in the fall of '62, during a fist fight at a local Denny's in the city of San Fernando. The two were involved in an altercation over what song was to be played over the jukebox. Preston wanted to hear some "Fats Domino" and Donny of course, insisted on "Martha and the Vandella's". The waitress who stopped the quarrel was none other than Holly "Baby" Valentine a big time hussy with a foul attitude and a mouth full of bubble gum. Holly was born in the jungles of South America, but moved to the states after killing several cops. With a voice like an angel and a mouth like a truck driver, Holly hit it off perfectly with Donny and Preston. The three decided to start the Doo-Hop, Electro, Death-Core super group "HYPER CRUSH". Hyper Crush is part of the San Fernando Valley's aristocratic super elite known as "Le Brethren De Molak", and are said to have ties with such people as Ralph Macchio and the ever elusive Corey Haim. HYPER CRUSH seems to have the "rap game" in a constant choke hold status with songs like "Sex and Drugs" and "Disco Tech". It seems to be that once these three mad geniuses set their minds to ruling the universe at large there is nothing standing in their way!
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NEW CONTEST FOR OUR UPCOMING TOUR WITH THE MEDIC DROID!

THE MEDIC DROID | HYPER CRUSH | CHRONIC FUTURE TOUR CONTESTDETAILS:1. Make the Medic Droid | Hyper Crush | Chronic Future Tour admat your default picture and postthe banner for the tour on your myspac...
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:38:00 PST

ATTENTION CALIFORNIA!! HOT TOPIC IS CARRYING HYPER CRUSH CDS NOW

Hot Topic has decided to carry us in a lot of their California locations to see how we do. Now, it's up to you. Here's even a bigger excuse now to tell your friends, family, cousins...anybody about ...
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:40:00 PST

TICKET LINKS FOR NOVEMBER U.S. TOUR WITH THE MEDIC DROID!!!

CLICK THESE LINKS TO PURCHASE TICKETS IN A CITY NEAR YOU. SEEYA SOON!Medic Droid w/ Hyper Crush and Chronic Future, Anaheim, CA- 7-Nov- Chain Reaction - Tickets!Medic Droid w/ Hyper Crush and Chronic ...
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:54:00 PST

SKELANIMALS - DAY OF THE DEAD PARTY (more info)

So we are playing a post Halloween party on November 1st. Click the flyer for more details....
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:33:00 PST

"THE ARCADE" MUSIC VIDEO!

SO WE FINALLY GOT OUR VIDEO OUT! BE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT. WE OF COURSE HAVE THE ARCADE ALBUM OUT WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OUR MERCHSTORE LINK ON OUR PAGE.WERE STARTING OUR US TOUR WITH MILLION...
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:49:00 PST

FRIDAY NIGHT

SO ME AND PRESTON CRUISE OVER TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE TO GRAB SOME GRITS. ON THE WAY THERE PRESTON STEALS A 24 PACK OF PABST BLUE RIBBON, YOU KNOW JUST FOR KICKS. GUESS WHO I SEE SUCKIN ON A STRAWBERRY SH...
Posted by HYPER CRUSH on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:20:00 PST