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Lise

There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's

About Me

My name is Lise. A winning smile, an impressive bust, a carefree manner, a sunny disposition :) Black hair, green eyes, dirty laugh ;)A queer mass of contradictions, just like everybody else. A heartless femme fatale, a cold queen bitch, a she-devil in disguise: a wailing banshee, a sheela-na-gig, an evil faerie, an eerie siren.Struggling to make any kind of coherant sense of this ludicrous world. Forever attempting to stay silly to stay sane. Dance like a beast possessed and maintain very bad habits. Don't suffer fools, and let's face it, we're surrounded. Honesty is a joy to see so be yourself, it's the only way. Feed your head, it's worth it.Get clicking! http://www.procreo.jp/labo/flower_garden.swf This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

My Interests

Thought-provoking books, mind-expanding visuals, romancing Mary Jane. Sex with my man and post coital fags, www.postsecret.blogspot.com, reading in the late afternoon, blood-red lipstick, striptease and burlesque, shouting at disrespectful teenagers, urban legends, psychedelia, faded glamour, Magners and Midori, astronomy, violent gigs, vintage toys, Bizarre mag, unpretentious art, Italian food, chemicals, working on my lack of patience, buying junk at markets, standup comedy, walking with my eyes shut, Spring, the wind, Mario and Sonic, getting messy at Glastonbury, cut and paste, the talkies, meeting freaks, museums, wondering why we're here, Found magazine, Barney the dawg and Spike the cat, Rolo yoghurts and Mars ic-creams, being a stupendous girlfriend and a ruddy good friend, generally enjoying the ride.

I'd like to meet:

Here on myspace it would be rather ruddy smashing to meet like-minded people, sarcastic optimists, chaste hellraisers, fiesty lasses and silly boys. Wilde, Morrissey and Philip K Dick for banter, Tommy Cooper and Jane Russell for jokes, Gregory Peck and Noel Fielding for gropes, Terry Gilliam and Timothy Leary for fun, Spock for logic, Dolly Parton for giggles, Bettie Page, Tank Girl and the young Sherilyn Fenn for kicks, Hunter S Thompson for all of the above. JC too, seems like my kinda guy ;)

Music:



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Movies:

What the Bleep Do We Know?, A Scanner Darkly, Waking Life, Pan's Labyrinth, The Proposition, FANTASIA!, Head, anything by Miyazaki, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Lynch and the Brothers Quay, Bette Davis and Mae West, any version of Alice in Wonderland, The Dark Crystal, Plan 9, A Tale of Two Sisters...Japanese horror: by Christ they get it right, Hollywood horror: glorious trash, Magnolia, Freaks, Belleville Rendezvous, the Sinbad films, Blade Runner, Dumb and Dumber (criminally under-rated), Reefer Madness, Das Cabinet, Evil Dead, The Day The Earth Stood Still, American Beauty, Russ Meyer, Falling Down, The Rock, Bubba Ho-Tep (round of applause for Bruce; ) Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Sin City, Fear and Loathing, The Wicker Man, Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz, Some Like it Hot, Night of the Hunter, The Hudsucker Proxy, in fact anything by the Coens, This is Spinal Tap, The Abyss, The Red Shoes, Perfect Blue, Ghost in the Shell, Koyaanisqatsi, Magical Mystery Tour, The Seventh Seal, Battle Royale, The Witches, Easy Rider, La Belle et la Bete, 24 Hr Party People, Pulp Fiction, Total Recall, The Girl on the Bridge, House of Flying Daggers, lots more.

Television:

SCI-FI & COMEDY! Eerie Indiana, Star Trek (original series), Twilight Zone, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, 24, American Gothic, Willo the Wisp, Six Feet Under (stupendous), The Prisoner, Spaced, Hippies, Asylum, The League of Gents, Snuffbox, Armando Iannuci show, The 'Boosh, Twin Peaks, Phoenix Nights, ANYTHING by Chris Morris, Carnivale, Scrubs, Planet Earth, Blue Planet and any beautifully made nature doc, Peep Show, Robot Wars, Darkplace, Partridge, The X Files, Next Top Model: fabulous trash to eat your dinner to ;) The Lone Gunmen, Family Fortunes: if it's there i'll give you the money meself, Cruise of the Gods, Simpsons, Family Guy, Father Ted, Takeshi's Castle, Pingu.

Books:

Frankenstein: compulsory, The Master and Margarita: extraordinary, A Confederacy of Dunces: hilarious, I Was a Teenage Dominatrix: saucy, Carter Beats the Devil: magic!, And the Ass Saw the Angel: amazing, The Doors of Perception: self-explanatory, The Seven Sisters of Sleep, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Burlesque and the Art of the Teese, Revolutionary Road, The Third Policeman, The Cutting Room, Stiff, Northern Lights Trilogy, Geek Love, House of Leaves, The Vesuvius Club, Lives of the Monster Dogs, Lullaby, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay: superb, Brian Froud, Preacher: mindblowing fun, V for Vendetta, David Boring, anything by Camus, Joyce, Hunter S, Anais Nin, Lovecraft, Dorothy Parker, Douglas Adams, Dahl, Wilde, H G Wells, Gaiman, Shel Silverstein, Jonathan Coe, EE Cummings, Sarah Waters, Bill Bryson, Graham Rawle.

Heroes:

My Ma and Pa: honest, no-nonsense and dignified: legends. Bob Monkhouse, Jim Bowen, Roy Walker, Dennis Norden. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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My Blog

He can DO things.

What you are looking at is the face of my new landlord, Mr P. Lazarou. I'm not joking. We have recently moved to Highgate, where Steve and Reece of the League shared a flat, and based the Dark One on ...
Posted by Lise on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

**Visual Fun**

Poor little Ralphy... 'It' will haunt my every dream for a good fortnight I reckon. TUNE....
Posted by Lise on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

SPARKLEHORSEYY!

Sparklehorse last night: finally! Fell in love and deep admiration for Mark Linkous some years ago, his woozy dreamy vision sits so right with me. Played old favorites: blissful. Check out The Dead Te...
Posted by Lise on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

The injustice of it all :(

So I presume The Smashing Pumpkins tix I tried to get my paws on just now sold out in SEVEN minutes hmmm? So sick of industry types, media wankers and 'celebrities' getting special treatment when hord...
Posted by Lise on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

**So Long Sweetheart**

Rest in Peace, buddy. You were the greatest. x
Posted by Lise on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Bugger forgot me towel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_DayRaise a glass or two, from the girl from Luton. (LUTON (n.) The horseshoe-shaped rug which goes around a lavatory seat.) p.s Matt Berry was MARVELLOUS last night...
Posted by Lise on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

*Creepy Animated Goodness*

I love the vintage storybook style (big fan of collage and cut and paste) and the message is clearly anti-capitalist, or at least anti-greed. Uber twisted Peter and Jane! 'Rabbit' by Run Wra...
Posted by Lise on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:56:00 PST

*-*-*-*BUY VOLTA NOW: COMPULSORY LISTENING*-*-*-*

"We sang together in the 24 hour dark with our faces pressed together...crying out at the ocean and leaping into waterfalls" - Antony HegartyLast night I *finally* got the chance to devote the evening...
Posted by Lise on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

***Visual Treats to Share***

Gorgeous short by Osamu Tezuka: 'Jumping', 1984. Light up and enjoy six minutes of wonder. Powerpoint presentation on 'Life': philosophical amusing musings to Aphex Twin. I...
Posted by Lise on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

*Teenage Consumer*

I'm afraid it's plugging adidas or some other uber-huge sports monster but it's Charlie Bright and I think he's great. Called 'Pink', it's not long enough for my liking. Saw this ages ago bu...
Posted by Lise on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:17:00 PST