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Master Bates

It's daddy, you shithead...where's my bourbon!?!

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell. -- Artaud If to live is the paramount thing, then I will live, even if I must become a cannibal. Heretofore I have been trying to save my precious hide, trying to preserve the few pieces of meat that hid my bones. I am done with that. I have reached the limits of endurance. My back is to the wall; I can retreat no further. As far as history goes I am dead. If there is something beyond I shall have to bounce back. I have found God, but he is insufficient. I am only spiritually dead. Physically I am alive. Morally I am free. The world which I have departed is a menagerie. The dawn is breaking on a new world, a jungle world in which the lean spirits roam with sharp claws. If I am a hyena I am a lean and hungry one: I go forth to fatten myself. -- Miller
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Forlorn Assassin.
Where You Lived: Texas.
How You Died: Natural causes. Who Were You In a Past Life? Lord, why castest thou off my soul? Why hidest thou thy face from me? I am afflicted and ready to die from my youth up; while I suffer thy terrors I am distracted. Thy fierce wrath goest over me: thy terrors have cut me off. They came round about me daily like water: they compass me about together. Lover and friend have thou put far from me, and mine acquaintance into darkness. Psalms ---------------------------- Nelson Algren's three laws to life: 1) Never play cards with any man named Doc 2) never eat at anyplace called Mom's 3) never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own ---------------------------- And, you know... "I learned that just beneath the surface, there's another world, and still different worlds as one digs deeper. Nothing is as it seems -- I knew it as a kid, but couldn't find proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness like those blue skies and flowers, but another force -- a wild pain and decay also accompanies everything." --David Lynch "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." --Vincent Van Gogh “Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” --C. Bukowski “For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.” --Georges Rouault The Way of the Samurai is in desperateness. Ten men or more cannot kill such a man. Common sense will not accomplish great things. Simply become insane and desperate. --Hagakure The path to enlightenment is littered with the bodies of the ignorant. --Miyamoto Musashi "I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul." --Alec Waugh "Baseball and jazz, the two greatest things in the world." --John Jordan "Buck" O'Neil "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes Awww!” --Jack Kerouac and I live and die by this logo...

My Interests

Painting, Drawing, Books, Coffee, Boozing & BroadsOther stuff: The Sweet Science The Sport of Kings Formula One ...and Rolling the Bones /BLOCKQUOTE

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Little Jimmy Scott, Angelo Badalamenti, Thelonious Monk, Horace Silver, Lee Morgan, Miles Davis, The Lounge Lizards, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Jazz Passengers, Art Blakey, Hank Mobley, The Treniers, The Five Scamps, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles...The High Priest...what a show! Albert Ayler, Astrud Gilberto, Joao Gilberto, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Hank Williams Sr., Neil Young, Wilco, Rex Hobart and the misery boys, Bukka White, Wayne Hancock, Hank III, Neko Case, Joe Ely, Jimmy Dale Gilmore, Ms. Kelly Hogan (the only actual goddess I've ever known), Astor Piazzolla, Marvin Gaye, Mr. Google Eyes with Billy Ford and his musical V-8'S, Orso, Stan Getz, Edith Piaf, Slim Gaillard Music to paint to: Lost Highway, Twin Peaks: Fire walk with me, Interview with the Vampire, The Last Temptation of Christ, John Zorn, etc. Also opera works well: La Boheme, Butterfly, etc. Classical: Zbigniew Preisner, Penderecki, Mozart, Mahler, Brahms, Dvorak... Then there's Cesaria Evora, Charles Trenet, The Afro-cuban Allstars, Omara Portuondo, Elvis Costello, The Specials, The Selecter, The English Beat, The Clash, Snooks Eaglin, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kiss, The Rolling Stones, The Replacements, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Chris Powell and the Five Blue Flames, Ibrahim Ferrer, Compay Segundo, Cachao, Eliades Ochoa, Barbarito Torres, Ruben Gonzalez, Eric Dolphy Cannonball Adderley, DRIP, Southern Culture on the Skids, Five Eight, The Labrea Stompers, Jonathan Richmond, Sonic Youth, Portishead, Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Morphine, PJ Harvey, Drive-by Truckers, Smoke, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Lou Reed, Sunbrain, Lambert, Hendricks & Ross, Mighty Joe Young, Dexter Gordon, Billie Holliday, Pearl Traylor with Chuck Thomas and his All Stars, Gerry Mulligan, James Brown, Danny Barker, Louis Armstrong, Jack Teagarden, The Beach Boys, Thin Lizzy, Built to Spill, Bob Dylan, Lord Buckley, Sinatra, Nancy Wilson, Duke Ellington, Bob Wills and his texas playboys, Lyle Lovett, Porter Waggoner, Roy Orbison, Cowboy Junkies, Big Maybelle, Jackie Wilson, Lefty Frizzell, Bruce Springsteen, Leonard Cohen, Patti Smith, Tammy Wynette,Robert Pete Williams, The Beatles, B.B. King, R.L. Burnside, The Ramones, Coleman Hawkins, Chet Baker, Dave Brubeck, Paul Desmond, Johnny Cash.

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Movies:

The Ken Burns Baseball Documentary, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Eraserhead, Wild at Heart, Raise the Red Lantern, The Sand Pebbles, House of Flying Daggers, Kill Bill, Crumb, Vertigo, Leaving Las Vegas, The Rock, Taxi Driver, Vincent and Theo, The Brothers Quay collection, Eyes Wide Shut, Love is the Devil, The Cheyenne Social Club, Zatoichi, Diva, Bubba Ho-Tep, A Love song for Bobby Long, Roman Holiday, The Misfits, Pollock, Mystery Train, Collateral, Come Blow Your Horn, A Very Long Engagement, The Last Temptation of Christ, Psycho, The Naked Maja, LOTR, The Party, West Side Story, Dirty Harry, Sonatine, Stardust Memories, Dog Day Afternoon, The Cowboys, Night on Earth, A Clockwork Orange, Lost in Translation, Annie Hall, The 400 Blows, My Life as a Dog, Radio Days Dr. Strangelove All early Mitchum films (His Kind of Woman, Night of the Hunter, Thunder Road, Cape Fear, Out of the Past), Painters Painting, The Lords of Flatbush, The Matador, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Pale Rider, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Mickey One, Apocalypse Now, Das Boot, Frida, Key Largo, Murmur of the Heart, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Face/Off, Kitten with a Whip, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet Harry And Tonto, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Wicker Man, Marathon Man, Rebel without a Cause, To Have and Have Not, The African Queen, Bad Lieutenant, High Plains Drifter, What's New, Pussycat?, Spring summer fall winter and spring, Requiem for a Heavyweight, The Fire Within, The World's Fastest Indian, The Tunnel of Love, Lolita, Middle of the Night, Kings Go Forth Audition A Streetcar named Desire, East of Eden, Die Hard, From Hell, La Femme Nikita, Seven Samurai, Gandhi, Brazil, Manhunter, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Junebug, The Rounders, Batman Begins, The Last Picture Show, Sunset Boulevard, Mean Streets, Two Mules for Sister Sarah, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Hannibal, Heavens Gate, Sabrina, La Haine, The Godfather trilogy, From Here to Eternity The Jungle Book, The Seven year itch, Goodfellas, The Sea Inside, Hero, The Exorcist, Henry and June, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Crash, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, I love saturday matinee type films: The Star Wars films, The Indiana Jones movies, old 50's westerns, some old war flicks, Tarzan movies, Pirate movies, The Lone Ranger, The Shadow, etc. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Papillon, The Ninth Gate, Amelie, Silence of the Lambs, In Like Flint and Our Man Flint, Kagemusha, Grand Prix Delicatessen, The Killer, Casablanca, The Thin Red Line, The Shining, Finding Neverland, Heat, Bang The Drum Slowly, The Hustler, Unbreakable, The Matrix, The Bequiled, El Dorado, Rounders, You and me and everyone we know, Bonjour Tristesse, The Girl Next Door (1953), Midnight Cowboy, The Mouse that Roared, The Racers, Planet Terror, None But the Brave, Marriage on the Rocks One From The Heart, Casino, Blood Simple, Down By Law, Cinderella Man, The Natural, Reds, The Double Life of Veronique, Naked Lunch, The Birds, Von Ryans Express, All That Jazz, Captain Blood, Pirates of the Caribbean, Blade Runner, Blue, White, And Red Trilogy, For a Few Dollars More, Rosemary's Baby, Ju Dou, Midnight Express, Sketches of Frank Gehry, The Rookie, Sexy Beast, Father Goose Last Tango in Paris, To Catch a Thief, Bird, North By Northwest, Paris Blues, Stranger Than Paradise, Ronin, The Lady in Cement, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, La Dolce Vita, The Straight Story, On The Waterfront, The Elephant Man, Nashville, The Marriage-go-round, Ringu, 2046, Barfly, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Wolf at the Door, Hud, Mulholland Drive, Save the Tiger The Big Lebowski Broken Flowers, True Romance, Straight No Chaser, Charles Mingus: Triumph of the Underdog, The Right Stuff, A Fistful of Dollars, Sonny Chiba Kung Fu movies, Bruce Lee Kung Fu movies, The Man with the Golden Arm, El Santo movies, Wings of Desire, Manhattan, Interview with the Vampire, Strangers When We Meet, The Reluctant Astronaut Chinatown, Forty shades of Blue, Five Easy Pieces, The Original Oceans Eleven, The Lady from Shanghai, Field of Dreams, The Apartment, Scarface, The Last Detail, Ran, Betty Blue, 50's Sci Fi:The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Godzilla, The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Fly, The Fly Returns, etc., 50's horror: The Wolfman, The Mummy, Dracula, The Invisible Man, etc., The Big Knife all Sean Connery 007 movies, The Wild Bunch, Braveheart, Gladiator, Insomnia, American Splendour, Kingdom of Heaven, Angel Heart, Se7en, Fight Club, Lord love a Duck, Sin City... Raging Bull

Television:

Twin peaks Deadwood, The Shield, 24, Mad Men , The Sopranos, Gunsmoke, The Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins, Walt Disney Presents the Wonderful World of Color, Vegas, Millenium, Carnivale Homicide: Life on the street, The Bullwinkle Show, Leave it to Beaver, American Gothic, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Jonny Quest, The Jetsons, The Flintstones The Rockford Files SCTV, The Three Stooges, The Green Hornet, The Andy Griffith Show, The Blind Swordsman, Dragnet, Fishing with John, Then Came Bronson, Miami Vice, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dexter Where am I? The Village What do you want? Information Who's side are you on? That would be telling... The Dick Van Dyke Show, Green Acres, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, The Honeymooners, M*A*S*H, Ren and Stimpy, Dallas, Harry-O, All in the Family, The Twilight Zone, , Hawaii 5-0, Mister Ed, Get Smart, Lost in Space The Rat Patrol, Mission Impossible, Late Night with David Letterman, The Night Gallery... Kill my t.v.? I don't think so. I'm too lazy.

Books:

.... Samuel Beckett's "Not I"No Longer human (Osamu Dazai), Street of Crocodiles (Bruno Schulz), Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Under the Roofs of Paris, Quiet Days in Clichy (Henry Miller), Journey to the End of the Night (Celine), The Temple of the Golden Pavilion (Mishima), Boy in the Air (Don Bajema), The Setting Sun (Dazai), The Logic of a Rose (Billy Lombardo), The Box Man (Kobo Abe), Sometimes a Great Notion (Ken Kesey), Been Down so long it looks like up to me (Richard Farina), Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Post Office, Women, Factotum, South of No North (Bukowski), A pale view of hills (Ishiguro), The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (J.R.R. Tolkein), The Sun Also Rises, To have and have not, Men without women, A farewell to Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls, and Death in the Afternoon (Hemingway), The Wine of Youth, The Brotherhood of the Grape (John Fante), Hard-boiled Wonderland and the end of the world (Murakami), This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen (Borowski), Notes from Underground (Dostoevsky), Red Dirt Marijuana and other tastes (Terry Southern), The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test (Wolfe), Watch fiends and rack screams (Antonin Artaud), Diary of a mad old man (Tanizaki),Who walks in darkness (Chandler Brossard), The magic christian (Terry Southern), Naked Lunch (Burroughs), Palm of the hand stories (Kawabata), Moldoror and poems (Lautreamont), Snow Country (Kawabata), Confessions of a mask (Mishima), the pulp fiction of Ross MacDonald and Raymond Chandler, A confederacy of dunces (Toole), The First Third (Neal Cassady), The Woman in the Dunes (Kobo Abe), The horn (Holmes), A personal matter (Oe), The loser (Konrad), Michel Foucault, Flannery O'Connor, ANYTHING by Samuel Beckett, Kerouac, Anais Nin, and Hagakure (Book of the Samurai).

Heroes:

February 20, 1925 - August 16, 2007 R.I.P.

www.thomasmanning.com

Also, Gandhi, Miyamoto Musashi, Vincent Van Gogh, Terry Southern, Willie Mays, Joseph Cornell, Rosa Parks, Arshile Gorky, Max Beckman, Picasso, The '69 Mets, Willem DeKooning, Franz Kline, Balthus, Jasper Johns, Rauschenberg, Osamu Dazai, Sterling Moss, Juan Manuel Fangio, Sinatra, Carravagio, Joel Peter Witkin, Martin Luther King, Jr., my grandpa and my Uncle Bobby (may they rest in peace), Pee Wee Hermann, and Too Much Coffee Man.

My Blog

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Posted by Master Bates on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:43:00 PST

Well, Im a bit stuck, now arent I....

So, here I am "blogging". Believe you me, it wouldn’t be happenin’, ’cept I was double-dog dared to do it. What can ya do with that? I’m an honorable guy. Sure, there was m...
Posted by Master Bates on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST

In memory of my best friend, Thomas

I remember...when Charles Bukowski died...You sent me a photo of him with a caption. It read:The silence is beating on my chest like a bloody fist.I understand now what that means, Thomas. The silence...
Posted by Master Bates on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST