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The Rev. Uncle Laffo

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About Me

Movie, Print and Television entertainment personality, Comedic Lifestyle Motivational Coach, Member of The Comedic Oddfellows Local 1321 (in good standing), Sideshow fancier, Circus Inquisitor and Author of "Mud, Blood and Greasepaint - a book for children" and "From Big Top to Birthday - 1342 Easy Steps to Making a Living as a Clown, Without Going to Jail."

My Interests

The Circus, Small Dogs, Big Cats, Bearded Wimmen, Tiny Men, Large Shoes, Long Balloons, Bright Colors, The Sideshow, Tattoos on Ladies, Whiskers on Kittens, Sweet Sugar Floss, Huge Fish and the Pictures of Them, Stories about Monkeys and Hot Crusty Corn Dogs. Oh yeah, one other thing, I likes the Liquor.

I'd like to meet:

I have all the friends I need, but if there's an availible set of conjoined twins that are lonely I can see what I can do.READ THIS... IF YOU ARE UNDER 21, HAVE A BASEBALL CAP ON SIDEWAYS, HAVE A PICTURE OF ANYTHING SCRATCHING A RECORD, LIKE THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE IN ANY WAY, ARE A VEILED WHITE POWER JACKASS, HAVE NO SUBSTANTIAL INFO TO BACK UP YER PROFILE, OR ARE A BAND I HAVE NOT MET AT THIS POINT...I WILL NOT ADD YOU.
Sizes Laffo with George Barris.. The man who built one of my Favorite Hot Rods Of all Time... The Munster Coach Capt. Spalding and The Rev. Uncle Laffo Nude. Mister Price will always be Missed Ben Chapman, Ricoh Browning and Wakulla Springs, Florida... The Shit. Ahhhh... Leon Redbone.

Music:

The Merle Evans Circus Band, The Oklahoma John Phillips Souza Memorial Marching Band, Wildman Fischer, Tom Waits, Willie Nelson and ELO. I will GUT and EAT "The Insane Clown Pussies" if I ever get my hands on them. From Mastodon's "Sea Beast" From Mastodon's "Iron Tusk" From Mastodon's "Blood and Thunder"
What kind of a motherfucker are you?

You are Happy Tom. You know how lonely sailors can get, couped up on those ships for so long, with naught but other manly men to console them in their most intimate hours. You're considered a human "port of call" for seafarers worldwide.
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Movies:

Laugh Clown Laugh (1928), The Greatest Show On Earth (1952), Freaks (1932), Trapeze (1956), The Great Wallendas (1978), Circus World (1952), The Circus (1928), La Strada (1954), The Marx Brothers at the Circus (1928), The Elephant Man (1980), Santa Sangre (1990), Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983), Freaked (1993), Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988), Shakes the Clown (1992), She Freak (1966), High Tide (1961), Wings of Desire (1988), Big Top Pee Wee (1989), Carnival of Blood (1970), Carnival of Souls, Seven Faces of Dr. Lao (1964), Circus of Fear (1967), The Funhouse (1981), The Clowns (1971), Berserk (1968), Roustabout (1964), Circus of Horrors (1960), Carnival Story (1954) I Heart Zombies of any Sort. The Slow Shamblers, The Speedy Rabids, The Palsied Amblers. All of em.

Television:

Lost in Space

Books:

The Tin Drum - Gunter Grasse

Heroes:

Ward Hall, P.T. Barnum, Johnny Eck, Big Daddy Roth, Tod Browning, Donald Mannix, Robert Mitchum, Jack Hill

My Blog

New posts on the new Site

http://unclelaffo.blogspot.com/
Posted by The Rev. Uncle Laffo on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:25:00 PST

New Shit at the New Shit Site

What the headline said.
Posted by The Rev. Uncle Laffo on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:00:00 PST

Wanna Still Read more of this Stupid Shit?

Here we are from now on:http://unclelaffo.blogspot.com/Later,Laffo
Posted by The Rev. Uncle Laffo on Fri, 16 May 2008 07:28:00 PST