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"METROSEXUAL, ANGLOPHILE & ARISTOCRATIC RENAISSANCE MAN".
Like cooking, food, wine, design, style, music and interesting-creative-humorous people.
Loves; Denmark, England, Connecticut & warm weather in winter(Florida)....hate the cold. Prefer a cozy cottage with a fireplace to a mansion. The best things; my friends and enjoy their company, dinners, the beach, art & photography, James Bond Movies, lots of music and music trivia and most of all evenings shared with my wife and friends.
Above artwork courtesy of my dear and talented friend,
artist and photographer, Wendy Amdahl, a.k.a. Gypsy Moon
SERVED DAILY, No Reservation Required.
FAVORITE SELF QUOTES:
"God only gave you a limited number of heart-beats... Don't waste them on anything that is not horizontal".
"Affairs are like Sports, not an Occupation".
"Off like a prom dress at midnight".
"Where there is a Will, there is an Inheritance".
"I see that you are able to achieve multiple sarcasms, so by all means, do go screw yourself".
"Where is my Drink" ?"
FAVORITE QUOTES BY OTHERS:
"Splendid Work, Keep it up, in every possible sense". unknown
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are." Hyacinth Bucket
"Manure Occureth", unknown
"It's the creme-de-la-creme of bullshit." - Dame Helen Mirren
Sensuous, i.e. "Sensuous up, get me a drink." Deb Gerlitz
"You can do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm." Unknown
"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini" Robert Benchley
"I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul" Alec Waugh
Favorite Word: LOUCHE
adjective: of questionable taste or morality; disreputable or indecent; dubious; shady; decadent.

My Interests

SHAGGING

PROFESSIONAL SUGAR DADDY

SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:

Oh, and my Beloved Martinis. A Refreshing beverage to enjoy on a night out. Your date will be sure to notice how Hip you are for sure.

Photo above courtesy of Dear Friend, Artist and Web Designer, JON, a.k.a. "GOT TIKI"

I'd like to meet:

Interesting & Creative People...maybe you, If you're Groovy Baby

Who I'd like to Shag:

Judy Geeson, Julie Cristie, Virna Lisi and a few other Birds I can think of

AND, Only those of the Highest (or Lowest) Moral Fiber and Dignity need apply. Others should just Bugger Off...and,

Music:

Ipod Junkie: Pop, Rock, Folk, Oldies, Jazz, even classical.20's, 30's, 40's, 50's Beatles, British 60's and Great LOUNGE MUSIC

ARTWORK

Movies:

"Love Actually"
"The Holiday"
"Somethings Gotta Give"
"A Clockwork Orange"
"Eyes Wide Shut"
"Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Original 1938 "A Christmas Carol"in B/W
Charlie Brown Christmas and
anything; BOND

Television:

BBC, Why, is there another station?

Channel Five of course, re-runs of my knighting

Books:

Usually Banned in Most Countries

Or the MI5 Training Manual

It's almost as good as an Ian
Flemming Novel....(Not really).

Or My Own Publication:

FASHION ~ DESIGN & ESSENTIAL BEHAVIOR GUIDES

Heroes:

My Brothers
My Old Band, THE TYMES
Have a copy of this?
Should fetch about 50 Quid on Ebay I suspect
Oh, and did I mention, Myself
WHAT I DESPISE:
The dreaded holiday kiss from my deranged cousin Penelope and the visit of her Bastard little son, Farnsworth, who seemingly always hides under her petticoat. Miserable little Twit indeed !!
IN SEARCH OF THE FOLLOWING:
A decent sort of chap as a suitor for my dear sister Gwendolynn. We are willing to concede that she is a bit daffed. But, all in all, a hard working, entrepreneurial type bird, (eccentric as she may be), who is said to be quite dynamite in the sack once you get her pissed.
As you can see, she usually travels with her own portable bar for mixing and selling her famous Daiquiris. Indeed a wankers dream girl.Please direct all inquiries to Sir Brooks at the above email link.
Be it known to all, that the entire contents of this document are officially authorized for public display by Her Royal Highness, The Dutchess of Roxbury

My Blog

Easter Egg Money

Sir Brooks at age four hears about "The Chicken Ranch"in Nevada and a certain expression about Rabbits.Being an entrepreneruial sort, Sir Broooksinstantly recognizes a niche business whichalso results...
Posted by Sir Brooks on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

Martini Etiquette

Yes, it's five o'clock somewhere andGood Martini Etiquette should start Early in lifeShaken or Stirred, Vodka or Gin..Dosen't matter.Make it an Event the whole family can enjoyA Refreshing beverage to...
Posted by Sir Brooks on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

Jetsetter Follow-up

Well, a follow up visit to the Jetsetter Lounge proved to be as good as the first visit. Service, Food, Music and atmosphere were a 10 out of 10 again. A trendy and hopping place, with severalparties...
Posted by Sir Brooks on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Jetsetter Lounge & Shag Art

The Jetsetter Lounge, Lake Worth, Florida, Owner & gracious Host "Mike Jones".If you're a fan of totally Mod decor and Art, .....this is the place to visit.Complete with a fantastic Tiki garden ou...
Posted by Sir Brooks on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST