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Chairman Miaow

Fat Cat Philosophy

About Me

I go by many names.... some people call me 'Corporal Huggington', or 'General Fluffington', or 'Mister Cheeks', but you may call me Spike. However, one day soon, when my plans come into effect... you shall all call me 'Master'!!

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, knocking things off high surfaces, napping, chasing toy mice, sleeping some more, being stroked, and playing "Savage my owner's hand!"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to give me food, affection and their total blind obediance!

Television:

Anything with lots of bright flashing colours and lots of quick rapid movements!

Books:

Not a big fan of reading books... but do enjoy lying on top of them when others are trying to read them! I do not approve of papery objects drawing the focus of attention away from me!

Heroes:

That Lion at London Zoo that mauled one of the punters!