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A man stepped out into the night
The air was bitter cold
As he strolled into the light
He thought my god I’m old
The man walked down into the park
To see what he could find
He thought he saw his dead friend Mark
And said “I’ve lost my mindâ€
But Mark was there in ghostly figure
The man began to shake
And just as Mark began to snigger
He jumped into the lake
He dragged himself onto the shore
The ground was mighty dirty
He’d been in trouble down there before
When he was nearly thirty
A quizzical glance into the sky
He saw that Mark was gone
In disbelief he rubbed his eye
To Mark he was a son
With in his mind still thoughts of Dad
He dripped off down the road
His thoughts of Pop had made him sad
A gun he began to load
When he got home and sat there down
The pistol he did cock
His wife walked in pants turned brown
The door he did not lock
She snatched the gun and pulled the trigger
It echoed through the hall
The man was now a ghostly figure
His brains were up the wall
The wife lent over her husband dead
The gun held to her breast
Opened her mouth and loudly said
“Suppose I’ll clean up the mess!â€
Right, in no particular order.... Beatles, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Rolling Stones, Queen, King Crimson, Love, Skunk Anansie, Cat Stevens, Kaiser Chiefs, Stereophonics, Pink Floyd, Katie Melua, Foo Fighters, Green Day, White Stripes, PIXIES, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Bassboosa, Verve, Elgar, Blur, Bach, David Bowie, Roots Manuva, Streets, Doves, Counting Crows, Nick Drake, Kula Shaker, Led Zeppelin, Rat Pack, Gorillaz, Guilty Idols, Placebo, Queen Adreena, Pulp, Dave Brubeck, Soulwax, The Prodigy, Greenday, Feeder, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Muse, Morcheeba, The Kinks, Michael Jackson, Jurrasic 5, Alanis Morissette, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, Air, The Clash, The Specials, The Beta Band, Talking Heads, Bikini Kill, The Beach Boys, The Cure, REM, Madness, Kate Bush, Ocean Colour Scene, The Stranglers, Talking Heads....it's a work in progress.
Once again, in no particular order.....Schindler's List, Fight Club, Supersize Me, Apocalypse Now, Shawshank Redemption, Ghostbusters, American Beauty, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Team America.....not as long as the music one but, once again, a work in progress.
MotD (live or otherwise), Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Only Fools and Horses, Band Of Brothers, Dead Ringers, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear .........Yet to be educated in the Boosh.
Ok, I'm getting bored now. A small selection....1984, No Logo, Animal Farm, Notes From a Small Island, Notes From a Large Country, Dune.......
Heroes or Villains? You decide........