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Dan

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED STOP TALK IN STUPID RUSSIAN ACCENT!!!!!

About Me

“Be strong” said the man in the black coat
His voice penetrating the mumbled echoes of my mind
“Don’t let the buggers grind you down” he calls to me
The words entering my ear like a poker to a fire
Fast and emotionless, they pierce my skull
Pausing only to tease the paranoia of my conscience
And all at once they are gone
Dissipating as quickly as they came
He calls again; “Don’t despair, I can help you”
His words this time louder
I shun them to the depths of my brain
And wait for them to wither
All too soon, his cry again
“Come with me, my friend” his voice now earnest
“I can take you on a journey
To a place you can be free”
The gentleman’s offer sounding pleasing, I turn my head
His cap now removed, he leans towards me
“Come, my friend, and taste the elixir of freedom”
I cling to his mat black coat as he tilts further towards me
Leaning in, I kiss his head
And taste the moisture on his brow
A wave of acceptance washes over me and something snaps
I grab his coat with both hands clenched tight
In one violent act, I pull him towards me
My head thrown back, our juices intertwine
I am lost in the tsunami of his distraction
I can feel him inside me, easing the pain
That warm embrace I felt before
Now returned to help me through
And now it’s over and the man is gone
I drained him in a fit of passion
And now I am numb and I can sleep
So I fall into the dark
To sleep a dreamless sleep
And awake to wait, for his return
The man in the black coat
Jack
He will return………
Did Thom say I looked like David Brent?
Unfortunately, I appear to have caught some kind of dinosaur impression virus!
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My Interests

Disclaimer: Any emotions conveyed or feelings expressed on this page, do not necessarily represent the position of the author

I'd like to meet:

A man stepped out into the night
The air was bitter cold
As he strolled into the light
He thought my god I’m old

The man walked down into the park
To see what he could find
He thought he saw his dead friend Mark
And said “I’ve lost my mind”

But Mark was there in ghostly figure
The man began to shake
And just as Mark began to snigger
He jumped into the lake

He dragged himself onto the shore
The ground was mighty dirty
He’d been in trouble down there before
When he was nearly thirty

A quizzical glance into the sky
He saw that Mark was gone
In disbelief he rubbed his eye
To Mark he was a son

With in his mind still thoughts of Dad
He dripped off down the road
His thoughts of Pop had made him sad
A gun he began to load

When he got home and sat there down
The pistol he did cock
His wife walked in pants turned brown
The door he did not lock

She snatched the gun and pulled the trigger
It echoed through the hall
The man was now a ghostly figure
His brains were up the wall

The wife lent over her husband dead
The gun held to her breast
Opened her mouth and loudly said
“Suppose I’ll clean up the mess!”

Music:

Right, in no particular order.... Beatles, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Rolling Stones, Queen, King Crimson, Love, Skunk Anansie, Cat Stevens, Kaiser Chiefs, Stereophonics, Pink Floyd, Katie Melua, Foo Fighters, Green Day, White Stripes, PIXIES, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Bassboosa, Verve, Elgar, Blur, Bach, David Bowie, Roots Manuva, Streets, Doves, Counting Crows, Nick Drake, Kula Shaker, Led Zeppelin, Rat Pack, Gorillaz, Guilty Idols, Placebo, Queen Adreena, Pulp, Dave Brubeck, Soulwax, The Prodigy, Greenday, Feeder, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Muse, Morcheeba, The Kinks, Michael Jackson, Jurrasic 5, Alanis Morissette, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, Air, The Clash, The Specials, The Beta Band, Talking Heads, Bikini Kill, The Beach Boys, The Cure, REM, Madness, Kate Bush, Ocean Colour Scene, The Stranglers, Talking Heads....it's a work in progress.

Movies:

Once again, in no particular order.....Schindler's List, Fight Club, Supersize Me, Apocalypse Now, Shawshank Redemption, Ghostbusters, American Beauty, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Team America.....not as long as the music one but, once again, a work in progress.

Television:

MotD (live or otherwise), Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Only Fools and Horses, Band Of Brothers, Dead Ringers, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear .........Yet to be educated in the Boosh.

Books:

Ok, I'm getting bored now. A small selection....1984, No Logo, Animal Farm, Notes From a Small Island, Notes From a Large Country, Dune.......

Heroes:

Heroes or Villains? You decide........

My Blog

A Change of Scenery

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Posted by Dan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST

Pointless?

Does anyone else agree that the 'Last login' thingy in the top right of your myspace home page is completely stupid and pointless?
Posted by Dan on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST

Just Another Ravenna Weekend (and Terri's birthday, of course)

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Posted by Dan on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:48:00 PST

A Random Saturday At Ravenna

Hmmmm..... a trio of questions: a) What's so interesting about my ceiling, Lise? b) Who put glue in Perry's pockets? and c) Did you tell Terri you were going to get that drunk, Perry? And...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Halloween Photos

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Posted by Dan on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

Epic party photos

Ok folks, it's taken me a week but they're finally here. The photos from the party. Thank you to everyone who picked one of the cameras up and reeled a few off. I think a caption competition is approp...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

Girthbound 2 - Girth Harder

So, yesterday's quis was a success and I thought I'd do another one. I had a few complaints, so I've made this a bit easier. They're all Film titles! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Girthbound

Ok, I know it's a total rip off but I wanted to have a go anyway. However, unlike Girthy's, mine takes in TV, film and theatre, aswell as music...... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

Best Party Ever

There is only one word needed to describe the weekend I've had; EPIC! This was by far the greatest weekend ever! Words cannot do it justice but I'll give it a go. It started on Friday, when I had a ru...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

Partay

Hi all The party, that was arranged for Friday night (29th), has now been cancelled. This is due to Terri being "ill". Instead, youare all cordially invited to join me for drinks in the Halfmoon at 8i...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST