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Fact Cow

Fact Cow - No Bull (There Is No Udder)

About Me


A few people are asking what my interests are, and why so little is known of me. Without trying to sound too profound, the idea of Fact Cow is that it should be a place for all, and by defining my likes and dislikes it will in turn define the herd. Fact Cow has no agenda, it is just a haven for all facts, from all people. So there you go. Power to the people (or should that be cows)
Welcome To Fact Cow. The Place Where You Get Fat On Facts!
Please leave any Fact you like - The Fact Cow Appreciates Everything and Everyone.
Leave a Fact Today - It will Make You Feel On Top Of The World. Guaranteed.
People are getting extremely curious as to who / what / why Fact Cow is? Well I really don't want to ruin the mystery - but all I can say is that I am a fairly normal guy (well if you call me masquerading as a cow for facts, as normal) who just had an idea to bring people together in a totally random way. Nothing more, nothing less.
This is the MooSpace Generation and you are very much a part of it. I really do try my best at responding to comments, but as Fact Cow is still a side show (to my job - yes I am a working cow) I really do run out of hours in the day. I am always working on little facts such as the "finger lift" and the "six / leg thing" that will add wonder and awe into your day - so keep an eye out for the next "bizarre fact"
Have a great day, I really do appreciate you being in the Factual pasture - and long may the facts continue to flow!
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Welcome To The Fact Cow "Shed Of Tricks". This will be the place where all Fact Cow tricks hang out. If you are new to the site, check these out...but remember keep safe.
The Trick That Started It All
Sit down somewhere, now lift your right foot and rotate in a clockwise direction. Now, whilst doing this draw the figure 6 in the air with the index finger of your right hand. Now be amazed as this will cause your leg to rotate in the opposite direction
The Lifting Ring Finger Trick

Bend your middle finger and place the centre section on a table or hard surface. You will be able to lift your thumb, index, and little finger without moving your middle finger. But it is impossible to lift your ring finger.
The tendons in your fingers are independent from one another apart from the ones in your middle and ring finger. These tendons are connected, so that when your middle finger is folded down you cannot move your ring finger. It feels like your ring finger is stuck!
Think you can lift your leg?
Stand with your side against a nearby wall. You should have one shoulder and one leg firmly pushed against the wall. Now try and lift your outside leg.
Human beings have a centre of balance around the belly button. You can usually stay balanced as long as the imaginary vertical line down from your belly button falls between the area that you are balancing on – usually your feet!
When you lift your leg, the top half of your body needs to lean slightly the other way so that this line falls onto the one foot that is balancing you.
Because the wall is in the way you can’t move your upper body to counterbalance your leg. Your body knows it will fall over if you do lift the leg so it is very hard to convince yourself to do it. It feels a bit like your leg is stuck or frozen!
Standing On One Leg (With Your Eyes Closed)
Stand on one foot and shut your eyes tightly. They must remain shut the whole time. Now keeping that same foot off the ground, slowly begin to count to 50 . You probably won’t get very far because it is almost impossible to keep your balance with your eyes closed. Keep trying!!
Finger Rotating
Hold your hands out in front of you. Point your index fingers inwards so they are nearly touching. Now move your hands in opposite circles so that your fingers meet up again. Not easy is it?

The Trick Women Can Do, But Men Can't
1.Face a wall, and take three full steps back from it (heel, toe). Stand with legs together. 2.Place a chair between you and the wall, the back of the chair against the wall. 3.Bend over the chair, so that your forehead rests against the wall. 4.With straight arms lift the chair, by the seat. 5. Keeping your elbows straight, straighten up, lifting the chair with you.You must not dip your head down or push off the wall in the attempt. Only a fluid movement is allowed.If you can do it you are a woman, if you can’t you are a man!
Now for the reason (drum roll)
It is due to the differences in the centre of gravity of males versus females, and also that males usually have longer feet than females. The male's centre of gravity with the chair is out beyond his toes, while the female's centre of gravity is above her foot.
Hope this explains it, don't forget to try it out - let me know how you get on!

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Well I Have Finally Managed To Work Out How To Get The Code Up, So That The Banners Sit More Easily With You. To Get The Banners Just Copy The Code From The Scroll Box And Then Paste On Your Page. Easy. The Code Below Each Banner Corresponds.Spreading The Word, Increases The Herd (Amoo-sment, And Ability To Waste Even More Time)

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Here Are The Straplines As They Come In (not in order of favourites) - Some Excellent Ones So Far. Deadline Will Be Saturday Midday. You could be the most prized Fact Cow
List Last Updated Thursday 11.00pm
Not your ordinary cattle tattle, full fat facts that will make your udders shudder!
Chew the Fact
Fact Cow - Disproving urban myths since 2006
Its amoosingly, udderly, mootastic!! 'Cos everyone needs a little more randomness...Get fat on facts today!
Udderly cowtastic facts
Bovine Inspiration
Factastic
Don't believe all you've herd, this grass is greener
The fact cow, out standing in his field
how cud you resist
facts collected on your behoof
stomach-churningly good
well did you heifer?
Fact cow shows you the whey
brings you the facts, fromage to age
skim through this
fact cow steers you in the right direction
Cud it get any better
Have you herd the news
the big cheese in the field of Knowledge is ready to lactate the cream of ruminant-ery facts
the devine bovine
They’ll churn up yer mind & curdle yer senses .... So you just butter be ready!
Fact if I know!
Fact Cow- I want all your fact ideas
Fact Cow -cutting through the bull
Fact Cow: Spraying Myspace all over with it's facty goodness.
Fact Cow: (it's a pretty fact up cow).
Fact Cow: For the MooSpace Generation
her factshake brings all the cows to the yard....'cause her facts are butter than yours
Saving Graze
It aint over till the Fact Lady sings
Cow-Fact-ory
Why can’t we all just love each udder
At least we’ve got each udder
The final Cowntdown
Bovine Intervention
I have the power to moooooove you
Have I got Moos for you
Bovine Brilliance
Fact's life
All the moos and facts for yous
udderly fact
it's all just black & white really
moove over punk i got the facts
pull the udder one
Carlsberg don't do beef... buf if they did it'd be the maddest in the world
Straight from the fact cow's udder
No semi-skimmed half truths here! Just Full-Fact
Udderly MOOving
don't be an udder cow-ered, get in the moooed for muck! butter up the fact cow with beefy facts and get herd
Does this Cow Look Udderly Amoosed?
In fact I'm a cow no bull.
Don't milk myspace brand me!
A fact a day keeps the udders at bay
taking a bite out of common knowledge.
giving my peeps a moo of knowledge.
Got beef? Got facts
fact cow presents amoosing facts for the people from the people.
Facts give me the horn
Fact Cow: Outstanding in it's field
To fact or not to fact that is the question
How Now Brown Cow
udderly butterly
It's not a missteak, get in the moooood and beef up MySpace.
You can 'cow'nt on facts not bull
Don't be a coward, facts are moooosic to MySpace
Leave your brand of facts on me
Fact cow: your daily dose of vitamin D, plus a healthy dose of random
Fact Cow: its not cowplicated.
fact cow: no need for a cowculator
more than just a pat on the head...
With a Moo Moo Here
You know it's important when the cow gets involved
Mootual Facts
An udder fact for moo
cow a bunga
Fact Cow - where you heffer clever, amoosing and udderly incredibull fact that you'll have never herd before.
‘you make the male moose's go moooo’
Only the Fact Cow knows how they make it so creamy
The Fact Cow - Spreading the Moos
Fact Cow, and you thought you'd herd it all before.
Ever been Fact by a Cow?
Fact Cow - "On the Hoof for the Truth!"?
Fact cow - the bovine boffin
Stick that in your udders and milk it!
Fact Cowculator
Cowllector of Udder facts
Cowllector of factual goods
Milking myspace for the udderly factual
Cows are sacred to hindus. Facts are sacred to cows
Moo - tiful facts from the udder world
Udderly amoosing facts, make no mi-steak
Its not over til the fact cow sings
Milking it for wll it's worth
Milking the facts (erm) from the udders of myspace
moo-tivate your mind
All facts, no bull
I cant believe its not better
Is that a fact?...pull the udder one!
dont fish for complements but milk for knowledge!
Bloody hell its Friersian in here!.....Pass me a Jersey
regurgitating fact grass just for you
chewing the facts
moo're facts for you
cud it be
the moost facts ..... fact
the good, the bad and the udderly
walking in a milky wonderland
get your teeth stuck into my mighty meaty and beefy facts
fact cow - moooooooo-ty licious
It's Friesian in here!
Cowdy y'all
Welcome to moospace
fact off with the fact cow
fact me hard
it aint a fact unless the fact cow says so
Udderly Moooootricious
butter up your day with the fact cow's sMOOth and sexy trivia

My Blog

You Guys Are So Brainy

Well for I have to say for those who have been taking part in the the Fact Cow discussions down in the FORUMS - you guys are funny and brainy, a tremendous combination - I bow down to you.In tribute t...
Posted by Fact Cow on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Tongue Twisting

Greetings all, first of all I would like to thank all those who have already joined the Fact Cow Myspace Group / Forum, I am really enjoying reading your entries - especially the Fact The World facts....
Posted by Fact Cow on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

This Isn't A Blog - All The Vids

To help speed up the page when visiting I am putting the vids in here. There will be a link from the page back to this, when you need that dose of amoosement.Cow Tipping - Cows Revenge ..&...
Posted by Fact Cow on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

Best Elevator Ever

Hello, I trust you are looking forward to the weekend? I know I am. Anyways, whilst not necessarily facts, I think the following blog will impress you! (that's if you haven't seen them before). A grea...
Posted by Fact Cow on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

Get Your 5 Today

I am always being told to eat more fruit, ideally 5 pieces a day  however I seem to miss this target by roughly&..5 pieces per day. I am trying to make up for it by eating a bag of Skittles each lunc...
Posted by Fact Cow on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:28:00 PST

Furniture Fun

Hi there, hope you are enjoying the weekend so far. Well after my BBQ yesterday, I have gathered some Furniture Style Facts.Also some great vids, and in the style of the best salespeople - you better ...
Posted by Fact Cow on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

Numbers, Numbers, Numbers

Hi, hope you are well and looking forward to the weekend? I hope no one has been put off by the title of this blog, because some of these facts are truly fantastic. Fact Cow isn't a Mathematics guru,...
Posted by Fact Cow on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

You Wanna Bet On It

These days people bet on all kinds of things. According to William Hill, the whole 'unusual bets' idea started when David Threlfall walked in to a William Hill shop in 1961, wanting to bet on Man walk...
Posted by Fact Cow on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

This Blog Will Not Save Your Life

This Started As A Random Bulletin, But I Think It Has Legs For A Blog. So Here Goes, Fantastic Labels / Warnings On Products. If you Have Any Please Add As A Comment Below!!!   ..> ..> Hair...
Posted by Fact Cow on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST

The "What On Earth" Blog

Greetings all - Hope you are well? and are ready for a good facting. As a cow of the World I am always interested with what is going around the global pasture - so I thought, I'd do a little investiga...
Posted by Fact Cow on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST