BEFORE READING ANYTHING ELSE!!!!
If you have any inclination to request and add from me, this is of the most extreme importance. If you are a band that is not local, I'm not interested. If you have coloured spiderweb tattoos on your elbows and wear ankle socks, I'm not interested. If you're trying to get me to click on a link for whatever reason, just leave. Now.
If you still feel that your life won't be complete until you've added me, please send me a message. If I don't know who you are, I'm not going to care. Also (more for my own personal interest) tell me where you found me.
Moving on.
Greetings. welcome to this, my space, where I throw a bunch of crap together so that people can find out who I am. Some of the below is actually true.
My name, as some of you may have guessed, or not, is Stuart. I am the Second son of the Second child and First son to the House of Evans.
I live in Perth in Western Australia, I was born here, and odds are I'll die here (incidently, I'll probably have myself buried in Barbados, under a tribute statue to Picture frame hanging).
I single-handedly won the Hundred Years War, I had to arm-wrestle Danny Glover for it, but in the end my stunning good looks and exceptionally foul mouth won the day.
My older brother, Phil, is quite the champ, as is my younger sister, Anj, who is a smupp and a cheese eater.
Mum says I'm cool.
My Battle Brother, James, watches my back, and together we have fought many a battle, and slain many a foe.
I dont smoke. I don't drink (except Mead, and that tends to be more a celebratory thing).
I do very little 'Just for the hell of it', I want the shit that I do to be for some reason.
I hold grudges like a fucking Dwarf, wrong me, and I will remember it. You will never live it down.
That said, do something cool, and I won't forget it in a hurry.
I once considered getting the Valknot as a tattoo, then found out what it means. It suddenly didn't seem like such a great idea. As much as i love Norse Mythology, I'm not really ready to die for Odin just yet.
I talk to myself sometimes, usually because it's the best, most intelligent conversation that I'll have in a while.
I love history, I love learning about history, I used to belong to a re-creation group called the Grey Company, where i would dress up like a Viking and pound the shit out of some friends with steel weapons (none of this LARPing rubber shit).
Vikings are awesome.
There is a good chance that I am of Viking ancestry, which really would explain a lot.
I am Iced Earth Apparently.
I think I'm Dyslexic.
I'm not too shabby with a paintbrush.
I am the greatest painter that ever lived.
I am (as far as I'm concerned, and ive got the awards to back it up) one of the states best competing figure painters.
I spent two years (so far) studying Jewellery Design and Production, and hope to start my own jewellery business/brand/label some time in the near future, in fact, that wierd arsed silvery dealy that is my background was the first piece that I designed and made.
I am the Angel of Destruction, The Internet told me so, so it must be true.
I have a dog called Wonky. He is the maddest cunt I know. Wonky has allergies, and we give him no end of crap for it, even though he's a dog.
I invented God.
Metal is awesome.
Local metal is the best, cuz Perth is the most metal city in the world.
Al-il-el-al-hillall.
This is an ever evolving epic saga about my existance, but for now, if you're really despearte to know more about me, shoot me a message (preferably by arrow or messenger Pidgeon, although through this site message service should do).
You've read it, you can't un-read it.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
What metal band are you?
Iced Earth
You are Iced Earth! Your music stems from classic heavy metal with slight thrash roots. You love melody in your music, and you definitely love adding the element of fantasy with reality when you write your songs. Rhythm speed, heaviness, and melody are what you're all about!
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