À cause des garçons,
on met des bas nylon!
My associates & lovebugs
Cats
Caffe Nero
Seaside
Train journeys
Dragons
Butterflies
Cocktails!
Ben & Jerry's
Broken noses
Uma Thurman
Celery
Sheffield!
Mermaids
Derby
Unicorns
Earl Grey tea
Animal Crossing
Hot water bottles
Shopping
Martini & Lemonade
The moon
Asimo
Octopuses
Sexual tension
Tapirs
Dancing
Ikea
Metal covers of ABBA
Ironing
Nintendo Ds-ing!
Cardigans
Doc Martens
Food
Green
Flowers
Fosters
Sailor Jerry
Pubbin' it!
Car boot sales
eBay
David Bowie ♥
Uma Thurman/Beatrix Kiddo/The Bride/Mommy ♥
Beyonce
Blue Oyster Cult
Bloc Party
The Cure
David Bowie
The Dresden Dolls
Iron Maiden
Kate Bush
Megadeth
M.I.A.
Motley Crue
Queens Of The Stone Age
Regina Spektor
Rob Zombie
Robyn
Roisin Murphy
Siouxsie & The Banshees
Tori Amos
The soundtrack to any Tarantino film.
GTA: Vice City radio stations.
CLOVERFIELD!
Star Wars, Star Wars & more Star Wars!
28 Days Later
Sin City
Mac & Me
Equilibrium
Destroy All Monsters
Commando
Legend
Die Hard
Die Hard II
Die Hard: With A Vengeance
Die Hard 4.0
Batman Forever
Evolution
Little Miss Sunshine
The Cat Returns
Alice In Wonderland (Disney)
Matrix Trilogy
Batman & Robin
A Scanner Darkly
The Whole Nine Yards
Memento
Creep
Some Like It Hot
Battle Royale
Labyrinth
The Devil's Rejects
Transformers
This Is England
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Reservoir Dogs
The 51st State
Forrest Gump
Princess Mononoke
Fight Club
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Dog Soldiers
Phantasm II
My Neighbour Totoro
Judge Dredd
Robocop I & III
Sphere
Contact
Snakes On A Plane
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Lord of The Rings Trilogy
Wayne's World
Poppy Shakespeare
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Johnny Mnemonic
I enjoy sucking on the electric teet of telelvision!
Diagnosis Murder
The Peter Serafinowicz Show
Family Guy
I'm Alan Partridge
House
The Mighty Boosh
Catchphrase
Monkey Dust
Extras
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Project Runway
The X Files.. ish
The Jeremy Kyle Show
(Met him, and Graham!)
Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Viz!
1984 - George Orwell
Bangkok Tattoo - John Burdett
Bangkok 8 - by John Burdett.
Stephen King (esp Dreamcatcher)
Ace Rimmer! ♥
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
Edward Lear is a lunatic and I love it.
Ryan Stiles! Giraffe.
Stephen Fry; brilliant man.
GoGo Yubari
Uma Thurman
TALL people (7ft club only, mind.)
Pamela Anderson!
Quite the literary genius.
David Bowie!!
Godzilla!
Jeremy Kyle.
"BE A MAN!"
Barry Van Dyke ♥
Kate Bush (HEATHCLIIIIIIFFE)
Noel Fielding & Julian Barratt!
Jon Snow
Channel 4 News
She who rides hippos, my best friend since forever :) From "Horror Cafe" to strange priests in Inverness, we've done it all.
& of course, my best friends with whom I have many adventures, who I wouldn't be worth a toss without. Alot of love for you 3 chidlers! ♥
Anti-heroes:
Bob Geldof
Anyone who gives money to charity/participates in fundraising and consequently thinks that they're the shit. OMG YOU'RE A SAINT, now fuck off!
Self-diagnosed sufferers of "mental illnesses".
Buzz-killers; lighten up!
Harry Potter Fanatics. (With the exception of a few)
Liars. This I find particularly irritating! Everyone knows you're doing it, they're just too embarassed to confront you.
Des O'Twatting Connor!
People who tend to take themselves a bit too seriously.