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The Ice Warden

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ABOMINABLE LIST OF ABOMINATIONS: litter, alcohol, the word 'uncomfortable', chavs, pink, 'Bridget Clones' (women who look on Bridget Jones as a role model), Sean Lock's face, them horrible little cars that look like one stuck on top of another, extroverts, people who do not understand the concept of sarcasm, onions, dogs, armpit hair, people who don't turn up/'phone when they say they will (though 5 minutes before is acceptable), charcoal, expensive things, religious/atheist fanatics (I don't mind standing up for what you belive in + having opinions + such, but if someone starts insisting that they're most serpently right + anyone who dissagrees is a silly wrong billy...well, that's just RUDE.) football, cricket, bananas, cauliflower, abstract art, small children that squeal, salad dressing, people who wonder round with their mouths hanging open, pastel shades, facial hair, bad punctuation, people who think that 'freedom of speech' means no-one can tell you you're talking shite even if you are, text-typing, peppers, pointless gimmicky gadgets (camera 'phones, electric windows, sat-nav, etc.) white trousers, clichés, make-up (except as part of a costume or crazy-bright fashion statement type uses) boy/girlbands, mushburgers, BO, cockney accents, high heels, Trinny + Suzannah, quiche, when I'm watching a film with Mother + she keeps asking who all the actors are + commenting on how good the scenery is + such until I want to scream SHUT UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF + SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!, rap music (+ similar) racism / homophobia / sexism / etc., sticky-out chins, public toilets that aren't cleaned enough, Barbie, wasps, soft cheese, thongs, cartoons where everyone SHOUTS + this is somehow meant to be amusing, blatant liars, sitcoms where the camera waves about all the time + nothing ever happens (The Office, The Thick of It etc.) Loud noises, words that are spelled funny, salad cream, gratuitous smut, soaps (the kind that's on TV) mashed potato, Noddy, health + safety regulations, food additives, nuts (the crunchy kind that get put in bowls at Cristmas) people who think that slipping the word 'heart' into conversation somehow makes whatever they say deeply philosophical, waste, Russell Brand, aaaaaand... being ill.
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My Interests

Myself, food, pretty things, David Mitchell's big black eyes, sleeping, dying my hair, smirking, sniggering, sneering, miming along to power ballads, daydreaming, nightdreaming, calling people 'darling', Free Cell, being weird + scaring the Borings, painting, doodling, other people's dinners, begging for a taste of the above, watching TV, the sky, clouds, reading/writing, chillin wit ma homies, takin da piss outa chavs, anything that's a bit off-centre but in a nice way, trying to look 'intellectual', unravelling my split ends, Smart cars (especially the black ones with silver scribbles... *want want*), history, geology, charity shops/car boots, psychology, philosophy, trees, the local wildlife, mud, taking thing apart to see how they work, ballistics, using my imagination, hanging around in graveyards, prodding things to see what they do, checking my 'phone to see if anyone's sent me a text this week, wearing funny clothes in colours that clash, words + the uses thereof, staying in, going for a little walk, burning things, watering pot plants, having a lie down, hiding + seeing how long it takes until someone realizes I've gone, flowers, my family, seaquins, things with stars on, v. long hair, eyes (esp. funny-coloured ones), seeing how long I can get away with not washing, updating my LJ, reading the Private Eye, people with funny-shaped noses, collecting icons, washing up, rainbows, patterns of light + shade, sunrises/sets, being nosey, my Tarot cards, aquariums, descoving new sandwich fillings, cute li'l kitties, watching animations, drinking copious amounts of tea (quite strong, no sugar) people-watching (some more so than others), eating ice-cream straight from the tub, pondering love, life, + the Universe, whipping up culinary delights (usually involving melted cheese and/or chili) rainbows, light, dark, watching silent films, playing air marraccas, thinking deep thoughts, thinking bizzarre thoughts, errrr... I think that should cover just about everything.
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I'd like to meet:

Have no-one on your friends list who you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
Life's too short to talk to tiresome people.

Music:

Hmmm, I'm not rrrrreally that bothered about music generally - I have no personal ability + I don't follow the charts with much enthusiasm - but a bit of background noise with words is a good thing to have now + then. Most of said background noise I find agreeable comes somewhere under the Rock umbrella, + I'm not averse to a bit of folk/world music now + then. + anything a bit weird that I've never heard before. Horizons can never be too broad.
I'm quite into the Fratellis ATM, + my love for Rites of Spring has never quite gone away. + I like Green Day + The Killers + such, y'know, all the usual stuff.

Movies:

I Talkies I have enjoyed include, but are not limited to:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Magnolia, League of Gentlemen's Apocolypse, The Hours, Amélie, Cabaret, The Never-ending Story, the Green Mile, Shallow Grave, Snow White (the new one, not the Disney Version...), Sleepy Hollow, Brokeback Mountain (though I did feel a bit conned when they turned out to be mere bisexual shepheards as opposed to the gay cowboys I was promised), Spiderman, Thelma + Louise, Austin Powers, The Spiral Staircase... + I never say no to a really cheesy black-+-white melodrama/horror.

Television:

Well. I like my news quizzes + similar. + there's a variety of sitcoms + sketch shows + suchlike that I'm into. Aaaaand... The Simpsons, of course. Everyone loves them. I'll sometimes put a chat show on, if I'm interested in one of the guests or I'm really bored. + doumentaries are often worth watching. Well, usually. Hmmm. And. I like to keep reasonably up-to-date with the news. Am trying to wean myself off proper veg-out TV (make-overs, selling houses etc.) Trying to wean myself off. Yes.

Books:

I think I can sum up my literary tastes as 'Fantasy, gloomy Victorians, + really weird stuff'.

Heroes:

Whoever invented the can opener is a great unsung hero, because without them we'd have to open tins with dynamite, + that would be really messy + noisy.
Fryism is the principal religion of my social circle, + if Our Steve does not get a mention here I may well be chopped up for steaks. Or at least not talked to as much. + he'd make a fantabulous Uncle + he has a very funky nose indeed.

Teh squee-ness that is David Mitchell (or as I like to call him 'MINE-MINE-MINE'). I'm in looooove. + I don't even CARE that we're from opposite ends of the middle-class spectrum.
Ray Mears. He eats small patches of woodland for fun. Hardcore! Buster Keaton. A v. talented + interesting actor/writer/director/stuntman/person. + also v. pretty in his day, which many people forget.

My Blog

a list of must-see animations:

You must watch all of these animations/flims, or your life will not have been worth while. Says ME.In no particular order:A v. ungrateful child:http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=21387 Sh...
Posted by The Ice Warden on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

pets' corner

... because my main page is full enough.adopt your own virtual pet! I adopted a cute lil' emo fetusfrom Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ...
Posted by The Ice Warden on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST