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claire

Divine decadence, darling...

About Me


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My Interests

In no particular order: books and writing; music, gigs and clubbing; history; football (I'm a life-long Spurs fan, for my sins...) and rugby (Harlequins, both codes); my friends and family; movies; good conversation; art; a good night out (remembering it in the morning is a bonus...); alternative culture; making jewellery; three-hour long baths; crosswords and sudoku; burlesque and vintage glamour; theatre; people watching; long walks; politics and other esoteric issues; cats; museums and galleries; cooking; comedy; the internet. At the moment, however, most of my time is taken up with completing an Open University degree in history.

I'd like to meet:

An odd selection: Neil Gaiman, and his character Death (from The Sandman graphic novels); Janis Joplin (sadly dead); film-makers Tim Burton and Kevin Smith; Tony de Vit (legendary hard house DJ and sadly dead); Henry Rollins (a renaissance man with tattoos); left-wing comedians Mark Thomas and Mark Steel; the Earl of Rochester (a notorious 17th century rake, author of rude poetry and also sadly dead); George Orwell (because I'd love to hear what he'd think about the world today, and another one who's sadly dead - are you detecting a theme here?!)

Music:

Oh god, where do I start?! OK, here goes.... Nirvana; The Stone Roses/Ian Brown; Radiohead; Faith No More; Rage Against The Machine; The Prodigy; Black Label Society; Metallica; The Wildhearts; Soundgarden; Therapy?; Green Day; Queens Of The Stone Age; Breeders; Down; Pearl Jam; Cream; Happy Mondays; Tool; Love; Sonic Youth; Bloc Party; The Orb; The Byrds; Led Zep; The Killers; Editors; Beck; The Wonderstuff; Orbital; Arcade Fire; Lo Fidelity Allstars; Eat Static; ...Trail Of Dead; Portishead; Modest Mouse; Dead Kennedys; the Stones; Basement Jaxx; Leftfield; The Specials; Maximo Park; Fleetwood Mac; The Cure; Fugazi; Black Sabbath; Janis Joplin; Mogwai; Daft Punk; Fatboy Slim; Rufus Wainwright; Ozrics; Pavement; Elliott Smith; Tori Amos; Guns 'N' Roses; L7; Alice In Chains; Coheed and Cambria; Trivium; PWEI; Faithless; Idlewild; Seth Lakeman; Foo Fighters; The Postal Service; At The Drive In; Nick Drake; Pulp; Pink Floyd; White Zombie; Aphex Twin; Jeff Buckley; Hendrix; Audioslave; White Stripes/The Raconteurs; Sigur Ros; CSS; Temple of the Dog; Joy Division/New Order; Feeder; REM; Death Cab For Cutie; Machine Head; Sepultura; Pantera (Dimebag RIP); Manics; Le Tigre; Wheat; They Might Be Giants; Massive Attack; RHCP; Carter USM; the Beatles; FSOL; Kyuss; Nine Inch Nails; Slayer; Ministry; Pixies; Depeche Mode; Screaming Trees; The Charlatans; Blondie; The Smiths; Placebo; Clap Your Hands Say Yeah; Super Furry Animals; Primal Scream; Rodrigo y Gabriela; Chemical Brothers; the Kinks; Sugar/Husker Du; PJ Harvey; The Clash; Smashing Pumpkins; OK Go; Razorlight; Bloodhound Gang; The Who; Underworld... I could go on forever. Also lots of: house/techno/trance; drum n bass and breakbeats; reggae/dub/ska; hip hop and electro; classic 60's soul; eighties pop; blues, jazz and classical.

Movies:



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Singin' In The Rain; Casablanca; The Italian Job (the original version...); Rear Window (ditto); the original Star Wars Trilogy; Dazed + Confused; The Breakfast Club; Singles; Rocky Horror; Some Like It Hot; the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy; all the St Trinians films; The Lost Boys; Fargo; Human Traffic; Apocalypse Now; Sin City; The Godfather 1 + 2; Heathers; Withnail + I; all of Alfred Hitchcock's films; Grosse Point Blank; LA Confidential; Full Metal Jacket; Sid and Nancy; Clockwork Orange; Bullit; Pirates of the Caribbean; Velvet Goldmine; The Blues Brothers; Shallow Grave; A Life Less Ordinary; all the Monty Python films; Twin Town; Shaun Of The Dead; Bill + Ted; Ghostbusters; Trainspotting; Easy Rider; The Big Lebowski; The Thin Red Line; The Pianist; Dangerous Liasons; 28 Days Later; Summer of Sam; all of Tim Burton's films, all of Quentin Tarantino's films; The Crow; Wayne's World 1+2; all of Kevin Smith's films (except Jersey Girl...); Quadrophenia; Get Carter (the original); Wizard Of Oz; Cabaret; Yellow Submarine; loads of b+w Hollywood classics and badly-dubbed kung-fu epics.

Television:


MySpace LayoutsI am secretly guilty of watching too much trash TV (Saturday morning hangover telly, WWE and Hollyoaks, for a start!), but I also like: CSI; Law and Order; Later...; Top Gear; Heroes; South Park; Tribe; Mock the Week; Most Haunted; Without A Trace; The Simpsons; Dr Who; QI; Family Guy; Have I Got News For You?; wildlife and historical documentaries. And I love Paul O'Grady. Also: Spaced; Red Dwarf; Blackadder; The Fast Show; Bleak House; State Of Play; Twin Peaks; Black Books; The Mary Whitehouse Experience; Father Ted; The Young Ones; Bottom; Monty Python; Babylon 5. Lots of comedy stuff: Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Pete and Dud, Billy Connolly, Jack Dee, Ross Noble, Denis Leary, Dylan Moran, Stephen Fry, Hugh Dennis, Rob Newman, ISIHAC, The Now Show, The Goons, Round The Horne etc etc

Books:


Hunter S Thompson; William S Burroughs; PJ O'Rourke; Martin Millar; Douglas Adams; Terry Pratchett; James Ellroy; Ian Rankin; Neil Gaiman; Angela Carter; Shakespeare; George Orwell; Bill Bryson; Irvine Welsh; Sarah Waters; David Mitchell; Tolkien; Henry Rollins; Poppy Z Brite; F. Scott Fitzgerald; Margaret Attwood; Phillip Pullman; William Gibson; Alan Moore (knows the score...); JK Rowling; the Brontes; Anne Rice; Shaun Hutson; Douglas Coupland; Howard Marks; John O'Farrell; Spike Milligan; Brett Easton Ellis; Umberto Eco; Samuel Beckett; Gabriel Garcia Marquez.... and lots more. Also loads of history, biography, poetry, books on music and graphic novels.

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker; Bill Hicks; Mae West; Hunter S Thompson; Katherine Hepburn; George Orwell; Joe Strummer; Ellen McArthur (well, YOU try doing what she did!); the 1960-61 Spurs double-winning side; John Peel; Queen Elizabeth I; Keith Richards (because by rights he should so be dead...)

My Blog

So, it’s goodbye then Mr Jol....

... and thankyou for everything you did for Spurs.  Daniel Levy should be thoroughly ashamed of the way he treated you (as should the rest of the Spurs board).  Two days after you were quite...
Posted by claire on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST

Swing low, sweet chariot....

There's a feeling of tension in the air.  No-one thought we could do it again, reaching the final was an impossibility - the team wasn't good enough, the coaching wasn't good enough, the players ...
Posted by claire on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST

Misc Stuff...

Just a round-up of a few interesting things that have caught my eye or particularly annoyed me in the last week or so.... Firstly, huge congratulations to the England rugby union side, who, despite so...
Posted by claire on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

A good day to be a Pompey fan!

Hello folks.  Just taking a quick break from this seemingly endless revision to express my astonishment at THE result from today's Premier League fixtures - and it wasn't the result of any of the...
Posted by claire on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:48:00 PST

No more The Special One...

"Please don't call me arrogant but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one" - Jose Mourinho's first press conference on arriving at Chelsea from Porto, Summer 2004. I was woken up at about...
Posted by claire on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

Been a long time since the rock ’n’ roll...

Now here's a subject that has been vexing me all week - should Led Zeppelin have reformed?  Don't get me wrong, I consider the mighty Zep to be the greatest rock band that this country has ever p...
Posted by claire on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:40:00 PST

Is this the way to armadillo? (sorry...)

I spotted this in today's papers and it thoroughly tickled me... "And finally, a thought for Dan Schmatz, an American cyclist injured after crashing into an armadillo during the Tour of Missouri this ...
Posted by claire on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

So who thought that was a good idea anyway?

Bloody typical.  The sporting authorities are at it again, with no consideration whatsoever for the fans (who, it must be pointed out, pay their wages).  This afternoon, I was looking forwar...
Posted by claire on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Jane Tomlinson 1964 - 2007

Just a quick blog today, but I wanted to pay my respects to the memory of the truly remarkable Jane Tomlinson, who died yesterday.  Most of my British readers will be familiar with Jane, who was ...
Posted by claire on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

But bad girls do - the wit and wisdom of Mae West...

Those of you who have read my profile will know that one of my heroines is the remarkable actress, vaudvillian, playwright, comedienne, wit and general goddess Mae West.  Famous for bad behaviour...
Posted by claire on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:47:00 PST