Dreams. |
My dreams are boring. Not just boring, really boring. Here's an example: last night I dreamt I was reading a book when the doorbell rang, I went to open the door and it was the postman, asking me to s...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:46:00 GMT |
Drunken escapades! |
Last night was quite possibly the most surreal experience I have had all week, nay all month; twas 'citing! And, because it was so interesting, I thought I'd tell you about it. Perhaps 'citing's the w...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:46:00 GMT |
Humbug. |
I woke up in a cold sweat this morning. No, it's alright, I'm not ill, no one's died and I'm not pregnant. If anything, I wish I was, that might take my mind off the rather daunting fact that it'...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT |
Abstract |
"Imagine there was nothing to stop you from falling off the Earth. What would you do?"
"That's impossible, it wouldn't happen."
"Just imagine it did, I'm not saying it will. What would you do?"
"Well ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
Things To Do Before I Die! |
Yes, that's right: I made a list.
1. Go bungee jumping.
2. Learn to drive.
3. Throw a glass of whiskey at an open fireplace.
4. Learn to whistle.
5. Set some sort of world record.
6. Go to Mexico.
7. ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:02:00 GMT |
I hate driving (in the morning). |
I've booked my next few driving lessons for 08:00 on a Monday morning. Here's a few reasons why it's not a good idea:
1) Until I started having driving lessons at eight am on a Monday, I didn't even k...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:59:00 GMT |
To the man on the bus. |
I met the most interesting guy ever on the bus earlier and felt obliged to write a blog in honour of him. By interesting I mean mad, of course.
I was sat on the bus reeading this book when this...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:16:00 GMT |
If I had my way... |
Well, I got a bit bored earlier on, and I came up with this brilliantly stunning plan, that would change lives all over britain, it is - did I mention - stunningly brilliant.
Well, politics in...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:13:00 GMT |
this is what boredom does to me |
i'm seriously bored. so bored in fact, that i have just drawn a scarecrow (it's quite good considering it was done in nail varnish, and onto my wall). and, on finding that that didn't quite stisfy my ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:11:00 GMT |
