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**Gemma Boobaloo**

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About Me

Hi I'm Gem, I'm 25 and live in Leeds although i grew up in Northampton and Stoke. I work for the council doing a crappy office job but that's only untill I get a fabulous Job doing something In P.R, Marry a rock star or become Queen Of The Universe, A job which is ritefully mine!LIKES: Tea, laughing,alton towers, random acts of niceness, sunshine, cuddles, attention, using big words,banana toasties, ben and jerrys karamel sutra & chocolate fudge brownie ice cream,nice big bras,getting my own way,cats, shopping,kicking things, bed and all things that happen in the land of bed, making yummy things for tea for my friends, making cocktails for me, causing mischief and getting away with it.Picnics rule! oooh and dancing in thunder and lightning storms. ( I live on the edge!)HATES: Rude people, Common people Pleople that Lie. People that cheat, people that have no respect for the people who love them. That walk all over people, hurt people. Intentionally screw people over for their own gain, Cowards, People that eat with their mouths open, that talk without listening and people that think that they are superior and/ or take themselves too seriously, being pittied for being single,boys that don't put out when you want them to, Chantelle, Jade Goodie, Jordan and anybody else that gets fame ond fortune for doing sweet. F.A of any interest or that requires any talent except owning plastic breasts and a low I.Q as if it's some sort of achievement. "OH MY GOD I Just earnt 50 billion squid for telling a tabloid i once wore an orange hat on a date with a footballer.!" oh, and weird drunken old trampy men who feel the need to loudly slurr some kind of obsecenity in my direction and then wanna start a fight when you don't reply with "yes, oh yes, a million times yes! you're just my type and all my dreams have just come true!" and people acting like apes. i really hate that! and slutty myspace girls in just their pants that say ABOUT ME :"ooooh yeah, i luv sex me. I'm proper dirty" you wouldn't go out in the street in just your pants because you wouldn't want random strangers and pervs to see you so why do it on here?!?! and of course you love sex. who doesn't?! it's kinda a given. And stupid bitches that sit on their boyfriends shoulders at gigs. They make think their special but I didn't pay ticket+ booking fee+ travel costs to see the back of their heads block out an entire stage!!! I came to see the band!!!!! I'm not a violent person but one day I will hurt one of them! oh and those weird hairless cats!!!! THEY ARE NOT CATS!!!! My life ambitions are: 1) Be a contestant on The Crystal Maze (Richard O'Brein era) 2) Hug a baby panda bear 3)Headline Leeds Festivel 4)Find Richie Manic down the back of my sofa 5)Drive a sports car through Paris before the age of 37 6)Hug Meatloaf

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My Interests

My main interest is music, but I also like shoes, cocktails,The supernatural,girlie platform games,sarcasm, silliness,intelligence,cooking, pretty boys with nice bums, sleeze , being understood,being a bit of a bitch,being a bit kinky,being flirtatious,being a bit politically incorrect for naughty laughs, getting on my high horse,looking after people i love in return for being looked after and cats. I work out and doi kickboxing but that makes me sound really sporty and dull which is nothing like I actually am. I also enjoy a lot of weed but you may have already guessed that and if you hadn't you soon will.

I'd like to meet:

Funny people,Tall people, Indie people, girls (not in a pseudo lezzer kind of way in a friends to speak to kind of way !)Dawn Porter, I'd like to take that lady for a pint, and a guy that if i asked for the moon on a stick he would at least attempt to get off his arse and get it for me. oooh and Russelllllll Brand. His lumpy porridge trousers fascinate me!THE SWINE!!

Music:

Eclectic-ish but generally music of a britpop/indie schmide variety although with bits left over from being a 15 year old goth and being raised on really gay 80's music. I love MUSE to an almost unhealth degree but other bands i bob along to are:Suede, The Gossip, The white Stripes, Kings of Leon, Early Manics,Damien Rice, The Arcade Fire, Kate Nash, Anthony and The Johnsons,We are Scientists, Pulp, The Editors, Erasure, David Devant & His Spirit Wife,Kaiser Chiefs, Lush, Maximo Park,Placebo,The Stokes ,Jem and The Holograms, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Von Bondies and Louis XIV (Their music is rude! HE HE HE HE!)

Movies:

Anything directed by Tim Burton, Anything with Johnny Depp in it. Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Pulp Fiction, High Fidelity,Thelma and Louise,Fight Club, Seven,Last King Of Scotland, St.Trinnians With Russell Brand in it,28 Days Later,Shirley Valentine,Titanic,True Romance, The Crow, Hathers, Moulin Rouge, Bridget Jones,The Rocky Horror Picture Show,

Television:

I love telly and I'm not ashamed to admit it! especially really cheesey crap telly like Jeremy Kyle and the genius that is Stars In Their eyes kids as well as watching all the soaps , especially Hollyoakes. Other faves are Black Books,Sex And The City, Mighty Booooooooosh, Casanova with David Tennant, Father Ted, The I.T Crowd, Monkey Dust,League Of Gentlemen, Never Mind The Buzzocks, peep show,Teachers, Cold Feet, Adam & Joe, The O.C, Shameless, Harry Hills TV Burp and Most Haunted with the high-lord of high-lights, His worship Derek Acorah! I never miss the eurovision song contest. every year it's tack-factor gives us even more reason to celebrate! with my favourite kids shows being Stop-it and Tidy Up, Maid Marian and My So Called Life. And anything with Laurence Llewlyn-Bowen.He's just such a dandy!

Books:

Irvine Welsh, Roald Dahl, Minette Walters, Books about bands,Books about murderers, Books about nookie, Belle De Jours Intimate Diary Of A London Call Girl / Further Adventures Of A London Call Girl, Bridget Jones Diaries,The Vagina Monologues and RRRRRRRRRRussell Brands My Booky Wook.

Heroes:

My Mum , Beth Ditto, Dawn Porter,Tim Burton,Dita Von Teese, Jaqueline Gold, Roald Dahl and She-ra

My Blog

Oh For Fucks Sake

Some dickwipe on telly just attributed the divorce of  Heath Ledger's parents when he was twelve to his breakdown and subsiquent  death. If this is the case and with divorce rates being as h...
Posted by **Gemma Boobaloo** on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

Effects Of Divorce

Today Steve Wright was convicted of the horrific murders of 5 Ipswich Prostitutes in December 2006. Tonight Channel 4 news reported on his conviction and broadcast a report on his crimes and the lives...
Posted by **Gemma Boobaloo** on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:04:00 PST

Frozen Foods And Pissing On Sticks

(*The follwing may not make much actual sense.The opinions in the following rant are artists own) *A regular whore at the altar of cash, Carole Vorderman is currently 'starring' in a advertising campa...
Posted by **Gemma Boobaloo** on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:19:00 PST