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About Me

I AM AN EVIL RULER AND WILL DESTROY ALL WHO CROSS MY PATH! ALSO, I AM A DISTANT TRAVELER FROM A NEARBY RINGED PALENT, TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME CORRECTLY I WOULD HAVE TO CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE, I LIKE THE SENSOUS FEEL OF CORITHIAN LEATHER, I LOVE A FAST SPACESHIP, I DETEST BOARDS WITH NAILS IN THEM, SPACE DUST, RIGELIANS WHO PUSH IN LINE, UNGRATEFUL HUMANS.
I HAVE MMY OWN TOY

My Interests

WORLD DOMINATION, REVENGE, DEATH RAYS, COOKING, BIODUPLICATION, INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL, YATZEE, SLACKING MY THRIST WITH HUMAN BLOOD, SNEEPTO; THE RIGELIAN ART OF BOWEL ARRANGMENT, IMPERSONATING PRESIDENTS, REVENGE, ANAL PROBING EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE REACHED THE LIMITS OF WHAT ANAL PROBING CAN TEACH US, EXCHANGING LONG PROTEIN STRANDS

I'd like to meet:

INTERGALACTIC HUSSIES, OTHER ALIENS, PREY, ALF, CHEWBACCA, GORT, MARVIN...KNEEL ON YOUR KNEES AND SUBMIT TO ALL MIGHTY KANG, RESITANCE IS FUTILE, ALL HAIL KANG!!!

Music:

RIGILIAN SYNTHPOP

Movies:

HOW BLACKULA GOT HIS GROOVE BACK, TRON, BATTLE ROYAL, LOGAN'S RUN, STAR WARS, MARS ATTACKS, E.T., IT CAME FROM PLAN 9, HITCHER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Television:

JERRY SPRINGER

Books:

HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS

My Blog

HATE MAIL

DOUCHEBAGS THAT WRITE ME HATE ME, GET THEE FUCK OFF MY PAGE THEN, GET A LIFE AND GO SUCK IT!
Posted by KANG on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:00:00 PST

LISTEN UP EARTHLINGS!

Kang gets ALOT of Friend Requesta and mail, everyone's friend requests will be approved, be patient. There is no need to send me mail to add you in addition to your friend requests. ALSO, stop sendi...
Posted by KANG on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:33:00 PST

Chain Letters

Foolish eathlings!! Do not email me your stupid chain letters or post them on my page! Chain letters make Kang mad, and I might have to destroy and delete you!
Posted by KANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks for the add

Your "thanks for the add comments" will be deleted cuz they are gay! What? I am an evil alien what do you want from me? End transmission.
Posted by KANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VOTE KANG

BUSH IS THE DEVIL KANG WILL DESTROY HIM..MUAHAHAHA!! ALL HAIL PRESIDENT KANG!
Posted by KANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FRIENDSTER

I'm thinking of blowing them up soon!! That site has no sense of humor! Alien racist fascist they are!
Posted by KANG on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST