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Three men were sitting in a bar all discussing who was more drunk the night before. The first one said I think "I was the most drunk, I went home and blew chunks!" the second one said "no no no I was ...
Posted by homer on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST |
20 |
Three prostitutes were sitting in a bar all discussing who could fit the most up their vaginas. The first one said well, I can get a packet of fags up mine the second one said pah...thats nothing! I c...
Posted by homer on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST |
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Two college guys take their virgin friend to get him laid for the first time. They go to a whore house and he picks the one he wants. They go to her room and she asks the gentleman want he would like ...
Posted by homer on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST |
18 |
a guy goes into a bar and orders 10 tequila shots. the bartender lines it all up and the guy quickly chugs it all down. the bartender askes him why he drank it all so quickly. the gu...
Posted by homer on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST |
17 |
two guys are playing golf when a funeral procession passes by. the first guy takes off his cap and lowers his head as the cars pass, then hits his shot. his friend says, "gee, that was ver...
Posted by homer on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:51:00 PST |
16 |
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."...
Posted by homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Two hobbits were drinking in a bar. One of them picked up a woman and brought her back to his hotel room. The other hobbit was staying in the room next to theirs. All nite he heard "...
Posted by homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
14 |
One day Little Sally got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little ...
Posted by homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
13 |
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how ...
Posted by homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
.12 |
Three explorers were hiking through what is now Canada. The first explorer said, "We should name this place." The second explorer said, "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of them." "Ok...
Posted by homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
