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Hans Moleman

you wasted four minutes of my life

About Me

Hello, I'm Hans, Good moleman to you! drinking has ruined my life. If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir. I need the biggest seed bell you have, no thats too big...This isn't my house. Didn't that movie have a war in it? check out this webpage...http://www.lowb.org/alan/hans/.

My Interests

Footballs, Groins, sugar, edgar allen poe, canes, glasses, Booze, being bart. hans moleman, getting hit with footballs, staring at windows, dying, buying amc germlins, going to phish shows.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is as sweet as sugar, for that matter anyone, I need a friend. I thought I had a friend once but I didn't.Anyone who wont harm or kill me. They should have a pulse and or heartbeat but if not that is ok too, would be a plus if you had a big seed bell or a new broom, mine is old. has anyone seen Ralph mellish lately? i havent since 91

Music:

big band, and Aisa.

Movies:

Gone with the wind, Cassablanca, and porn.

Television:

the puppy show.

Books:

I read some books when I worked at the jail, then I was hit in the head.

Heroes:

Anyone who isn't meeeeeeeee.