My name is Moe. I own a bar named Moe's Tavern. I use to be one of the original characters of the Little Rascals .. my name was Smelly but then that damn Alfalfa had to stick his face in the exhaust of a car and blew my trick that I killed him. Anyways, I run the local bar where everyone comes to have a drink when they want to get away from their daily lives like my buddy Homer. As the saying goes, "This is the bar where no one remembers your name."
